Total Pro Sports » masturbate http://www.totalprosports.com Play Like A Pro Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:31:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Snowboarder “Jerks It” Behind Sexy Reporter (Video) http://www.totalprosports.com/2011/02/22/snowboarder-jerks-it-behind-sexy-reporter-video/ http://www.totalprosports.com/2011/02/22/snowboarder-jerks-it-behind-sexy-reporter-video/#comments Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:34:23 +0000 JamieD http://www.totalprosports.com/?p=53716 It seems like wherever there is a camera and a reporter standing in front of it, there will always be some immature fool attempting to be a part of the latest viral “videobomb.”  This snowboarder saw that opportunity standing in front of him, and he simply couldn’t let it pass him by.

As the gorgeous Melissa MacBride from ABC News Channel 7 provided us with weather details, the child/man (you make that call) positioned himself in the background and proceeded to “pet his invisible snake.”

And of course, it is our responsibility to bring you footage of such immaturity in action.  Why you ask?  Because it is actually quite humorous.  Take a look.

Hat Tip – [H8TORADE.com]

]]> http://www.totalprosports.com/2011/02/22/snowboarder-jerks-it-behind-sexy-reporter-video/feed/ 1 Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum http://www.totalprosports.com/2009/07/31/sarge-matthews-explains-how-to-jerk-off-balls/ http://www.totalprosports.com/2009/07/31/sarge-matthews-explains-how-to-jerk-off-balls/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:07:00 +0000 JamieD http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/?p=14384 Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off BallsTotal Pro Sports – Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary.  This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball.

Whether it was a discussion about “wet balls” at the College World Series, or Ervin Santana dropping the F-bomb during a post-game interview, baseball has steadily become a sport that requires some sort of parental discretion.

During a recent Philadelphia Phillies game against the Arizona Diamondbacks, commentator Sarge Matthews was explaining…..well….we aren’t sure what he was explaining, but when you mention “jerk off the balls”, “let this guys here jab you”, and “if it comes, it comes”, you can only begin to assume.

Have a listen and you be the judge.

Hat Tip – [Awful Announcing] via [Hugging Harold Reynolds]


]]> http://www.totalprosports.com/2009/07/31/sarge-matthews-explains-how-to-jerk-off-balls/feed/ 1