Tag Archives: Mexico

  • Tensions High In Mexico vs. Panama Gold Cup Match

    Tensions High In Mexico vs. Panama Gold Cup Match

    Total Pro Sports – If they didn’t have poor diplomatic relations before, the Mexican and Panamanian teams may have taken their countries down that road last night during their Gold Cup match in Houston.  Maybe Panama should consider sending over some of their cricket booty girls as a show of good faith.  It should work, […]

  • Masked Mexican Mini-Wrestlers Murder By Prostitutes

    Masked Mexican Mini-Wrestlers Murder By Prostitutes

    Total Pro Sports – In our “are you kidding me, this really happened?” story of the day, we have a tale of two Mexican Lucha Mini stars who were murdered by a couple of prostitutes. The two men were 35-year-old twin brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez and the story goes as follows.  Following a show […]

  • Sleazy Salvadorian Men Grope Large Breasted Woman At Soccer Game

    Sleazy Salvadorian Men Grope Large Breasted Woman At Soccer Game

    Total Pro Sports – If you are looking for an example of indecency, look no further than soccer fans in El Salvador.  Someone may want to tell them that the naive years of females as objects without rights are long gone.  Perhaps their women’s rights movements have developed at the same sluggish speed as their […]

  • Carlos Pardo Wins NASCAR Race, Dies In Crash

    Carlos Pardo Wins NASCAR Race, Dies In Crash

    Total Pro Sports – In one of the most tragic and unusual finishes in auto racing ever, NASCAR Mexico driver Carlos Pardo was involved in a terrible accident with only a few laps remaining, leaving his car in hundreds of pieces, ending the race, earning himself the victory, and eventually taking his life. The race […]

  • Mexican Radar Gun Official Files Work Grievance

    Mexican Radar Gun Official Files Work Grievance

    Total Pro Sports – The Mexican official who operates the radar gun at all WBC games is filing a work grievance. The official is reporting carpel tunnel syndrome symptoms from constantly having to raise the radar gun and push the button for every pitch. If you have watched any of the Group  B action I […]