Tag Archives: Miami Heat

  • Watch LeBron James Transform Into A Douchebag Right Before Your Eyes (Video)

    Watch LeBron James Transform Into A Douchebag Right Before Your Eyes (Video)

    Times certainly have changed.  Only eight years ago we were watching a humble LeBron James take part in a simple interview prior to the 2003 NBA Draft, talking about the prospects of playing for his hometown Cleveland Cavaliers, and refusing to promise any championships. Fast forward eight years later and we have “The Decision,” the […]

  • This Is The Only Argument We Need LeBron! (Video)

    This Is The Only Argument We Need LeBron! (Video)

    Scottie Pippen and the rest of the LeBron James fan club can now crawl back into the holes they came out of.  The mighty Heat have been slain.  And LeBron’s NBA Championship count is still stuck at zero.  So for those who would still like to make the argument that LeBron is better than Michael […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Pick A Side Kid!

    Picture Of The Day: Pick A Side Kid!

    I don’t get it.  I mean, it is one thing to change your favorite sports team.  Every kid seems to do it at some point in their life.  But at least do it at the beginning of the season, and only if your original “favorite team” is terrible and stands no chance at even making […]

  • 9 Reasons The Heat Are Still the Team To Beat

    9 Reasons The Heat Are Still the Team To Beat

    Recently, there’s been a lot of hate on the Heat, culminating in last night’s Finals loss to the Dallas Mavericks. Some of it was deserved, and some simply piled on because expectations were so high. Well, they have a few months to lick their wounds, get back to gelling and prove to the skeptics that […]

  • Referee Bill Kennedy Humps The Air During Game 5 (Video)

    Referee Bill Kennedy Humps The Air During Game 5 (Video)

    Plenty of basketball fans and Heat haters were happy to see Miami fall to the Dallas Mavericks during Game 5 of the NBA Finals last night, but perhaps no one was more overcome with joy than referee Bill Kennedy, who couldn’t stop himself from dry-humping the air during a foul call late in the second […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night — 6/9/11 — Dirk Nowitzki

    The Stat Line Of The Night — 6/9/11 — Dirk Nowitzki

    No matter what the outcome, the Dallas Mavericks knew that they were playing their final home game of the season last night and they made the most of it.  Leading the charge, as always, was Dirk Nowitzki. It may not have been Dirk’s best offensive output of the season.  Heck, last night’s performance may not […]

  • Did Rashard Lewis Sleep With LeBron James’ Girlfriend Savannah Brinson?

    Did Rashard Lewis Sleep With LeBron James’ Girlfriend Savannah Brinson?

    First Delonte West was rumored to be sleeping with LeBron James’ mom, which many felt was the reason for the lackluster performance from the former Cavs star during last year’s playoffs.  Now, following LeBron’s embarrassing 8 point performance during the Miami Heat’s Game 4 loss to the Dallas Mavericks on Tuesday, former player and current […]

  • Dirk Nowitzki Plays With The Flu, Mavs Win! (Video)

    Dirk Nowitzki Plays With The Flu, Mavs Win! (Video)

    Dirk Nowitzki scored 10 of his 21 points in the fourth quarter, despite playing with the flu.  LeBron James sucked more than Jenna Jameson in her prime.  Dwyane Wade couldn’t manage to get the butter off his fingers with 6.7 seconds remaining in the game.  Mike Miller couldn’t manage to hit the rim.  And the […]

  • Picture Of The Day: George Lopez Got Photobombed!

    Picture Of The Day: George Lopez Got Photobombed!

    The scene for the NBA Finals series between the Heat and the Mavs may have shifted from South Beach, Florida to Dallas, Texas, but the presence of courtside douchebags remained in full force, thanks to comedian (at least he likes to call himself that) George Lopez. Thankfully, that Mavs fan hiding behind George’s nose was […]

  • Picture Of The Day: ESPN’s Headline Fail!

    Picture Of The Day: ESPN’s Headline Fail!

    ESPN may be “The Worldwide Leader in Sports,” but they also appear to be the worldwide leader in headline fails.  Their latest fail came following the Dallas Mavericks Game 2 win over the Miami Heat on Thursday.  With Dirk Nowitzki helping the Mavs come back from a 15-point fourth quarter deficit, the only thing the […]

  • Dance Contest Spoiled By Heat Fan’s Bare Butt (Video)

    Dance Contest Spoiled By Heat Fan’s Bare Butt (Video)

    Whenever the words “dance” and Miami Heat” fall in the same sentence, they are often accompanied by the glorious sight of the Miami Heat Dance Squad.  However, in the video below, we have one of the few instances where the two words translate in to a rather unpleasant image. That unpleasant image is the sight […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Douchebag Heat Fan, Part Deux

    Picture Of The Day: Douchebag Heat Fan, Part Deux

    The only bigger douchebags than the players on the Miami Heat (yeah, I’m looking at you LeBron, Wade and Bosh) are the fans in the stands at the American Airlines Arena.  And we are not talking about all of the Heat fans in the stands, but many of them do fall into this category, including […]