Tag Archives: Miami Heat

  • The Stat Line Of The Night — 6/9/11 — Dirk Nowitzki

    The Stat Line Of The Night — 6/9/11 — Dirk Nowitzki

    No matter what the outcome, the Dallas Mavericks knew that they were playing their final home game of the season last night and they made the most of it.  Leading the charge, as always, was Dirk Nowitzki. It may not have been Dirk’s best offensive output of the season.  Heck, last night’s performance may not […]

  • Did Rashard Lewis Sleep With LeBron James’ Girlfriend Savannah Brinson?

    Did Rashard Lewis Sleep With LeBron James’ Girlfriend Savannah Brinson?

    First Delonte West was rumored to be sleeping with LeBron James’ mom, which many felt was the reason for the lackluster performance from the former Cavs star during last year’s playoffs.  Now, following LeBron’s embarrassing 8 point performance during the Miami Heat’s Game 4 loss to the Dallas Mavericks on Tuesday, former player and current […]

  • Dirk Nowitzki Plays With The Flu, Mavs Win! (Video)

    Dirk Nowitzki Plays With The Flu, Mavs Win! (Video)

    Dirk Nowitzki scored 10 of his 21 points in the fourth quarter, despite playing with the flu.  LeBron James sucked more than Jenna Jameson in her prime.  Dwyane Wade couldn’t manage to get the butter off his fingers with 6.7 seconds remaining in the game.  Mike Miller couldn’t manage to hit the rim.  And the […]

  • Picture Of The Day: George Lopez Got Photobombed!

    Picture Of The Day: George Lopez Got Photobombed!

    The scene for the NBA Finals series between the Heat and the Mavs may have shifted from South Beach, Florida to Dallas, Texas, but the presence of courtside douchebags remained in full force, thanks to comedian (at least he likes to call himself that) George Lopez. Thankfully, that Mavs fan hiding behind George’s nose was […]

  • Picture Of The Day: ESPN’s Headline Fail!

    Picture Of The Day: ESPN’s Headline Fail!

    ESPN may be “The Worldwide Leader in Sports,” but they also appear to be the worldwide leader in headline fails.  Their latest fail came following the Dallas Mavericks Game 2 win over the Miami Heat on Thursday.  With Dirk Nowitzki helping the Mavs come back from a 15-point fourth quarter deficit, the only thing the […]

  • Dance Contest Spoiled By Heat Fan’s Bare Butt (Video)

    Dance Contest Spoiled By Heat Fan’s Bare Butt (Video)

    Whenever the words “dance” and Miami Heat” fall in the same sentence, they are often accompanied by the glorious sight of the Miami Heat Dance Squad.  However, in the video below, we have one of the few instances where the two words translate in to a rather unpleasant image. That unpleasant image is the sight […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Douchebag Heat Fan, Part Deux

    Picture Of The Day: Douchebag Heat Fan, Part Deux

    The only bigger douchebags than the players on the Miami Heat (yeah, I’m looking at you LeBron, Wade and Bosh) are the fans in the stands at the American Airlines Arena.  And we are not talking about all of the Heat fans in the stands, but many of them do fall into this category, including […]

  • This Is One Video Scottie Pippen Should Probably Watch (Video)

    This Is One Video Scottie Pippen Should Probably Watch (Video)

    During an interview with ESPN radio last Friday, Scottie Pippen said that Michael Jordan “is probably the greatest scorer to play the game” but LeBron James “may be the greatest player to ever play the game.” After watching James and the Heat begin the celebration early, only to  blow a 15-point fourth quarter lead to […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Douchebag Heat Fan

    Picture Of The Day: Douchebag Heat Fan

    Not all Miami Heat fans are douchebags.  Only the ones who jumped on their bandwagon during in summer, after they resigned Dwyane Wade and acquired the services of LeBron James and Chris Bosh… Oh, and let’s not forget this guy, whose excessive amount of bling makes it incredibly hard to look at him and/or like […]

  • Joakim Noah: Heat Are “Hollywood As Hell” (Video)

    Joakim Noah: Heat Are “Hollywood As Hell” (Video)

    Although their Eastern Conference Finals series with the Miami Heat may be over, one member of the Chicago Bulls isn’t quite done exchanging verbal jabs with the boys from South Beach. Following their Game 5 loss and ensuing elimination from the 2011 NBA playoffs, Joakim Noah gave the Heat credit for being “a hell of […]

  • Check Out LeBron James’ Oscar-Worthy Flop (Video)

    Check Out LeBron James’ Oscar-Worthy Flop (Video)

    The Stat Line of the Night wasn’t the only award LeBron James received for his performance last night during Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals.  He also earned an Oscar for best dramatic performance after drawing a foul on the Bulls’ Derrick Rose following this phantom face-poke. This was just one of the many […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night — 5/26/11 — LeBron James

    The Stat Line Of The Night — 5/26/11 — LeBron James

    When the 2010-11 NBA season began, most people thought the Miami Heat were a shoo-in to at least win the Eastern Conference title, if not the NBA Championship.  Then they went through several rough patches throughout the season, making many pundits believe that there would be some growing pains and at least a one year […]