Tag Archives: Miami Heat

  • 9 Most Hateable Teams in Pro Sports

    9 Most Hateable Teams in Pro Sports

    It’s fun to hate sports teams. We LOVE to hate sports teams. If there weren’t hateable teams out there, every game would be the equivalent of the Seattle Mariners versus the Sacramento Kings. No one would care. Sports consist of compelling stories, and every compelling story needs an antagonist. And no one is more antagonistic […]

  • UFC’s LeBron James “Rise” Commercial Parody (Video)

    UFC’s LeBron James “Rise” Commercial Parody (Video)

    Dana White and the UFC have the answer to LeBron James’ question, “What should I do?”. That answer? “I don’t give a F**k!” This is a genius and hilarious way to promote UFC 122 on Spike this Saturday night, as well as sticking the needle where it deserves to be stuck. LeBron is a big […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — Paul Millsap — 11/9/10

    The Stat Line of the Night — Paul Millsap — 11/9/10

    When you travel to South Beach to play the new NBA superteam, you expect to go against one of the best teams, if not the best, in the entire league.  The Utah Jazz faced the Miami Heat and the Heat gave them everything they had.  Dwyane Wade had 39 points, LeBron notched a triple-double, and […]

  • Clevelanders Respond To LeBron James’ “Rise” Commercial (Video)

    Clevelanders Respond To LeBron James’ “Rise” Commercial (Video)

    Both South Park and Ohio’s Lieutenant Governor Lee Fisher have already offered up their responses to LeBron James’ “Rise” commercial, but what many of us have continued to wonder is, “How do the people of Cleveland feel about LeBron’s message?” Finally, it appears as though we have an answer to that very question. In all […]

  • Is Kim Kardashian Dating LeBron James?

    Is Kim Kardashian Dating LeBron James?

    A great booty body isn’t all that Kim Kardashian is know for these days.  The celebrity smokeshow, and her sisters, have also made a name for themselves by bringing championships to the men they mate with.  Kim has already brought a Super Bowl to the New Orleans Saints last year while dating running back Reggie […]

  • Did Evan Turner Just Break Dwyane Wade’s Ankles? (Video)

    Did Evan Turner Just Break Dwyane Wade’s Ankles? (Video)

    Yes, the Miami Heat have a great team, and sure, they will probably end up winning 60 games and make a deep run into the playoffs, but as long as they are 1-1 and struggling to find their form, we will continue to bash them like they are the Los Angeles Clippers. Today’s whipping boy […]

  • LeBron James’ New Nike Commercial, Will it Win Back The Fans? (Video)

    LeBron James’ New Nike Commercial, Will it Win Back The Fans? (Video)

    Over the course of the summer, it was LeBron James’ answer that everyone seemed to be fixated on (that answer would turn out to be “the Miami Heat”).  However, it appears as though King James still finds himself asking many questions. “Should I admit that I have made mistakes?…Should I tell you how much fun […]

  • Comedian Mike Polk Sings “LeBron James Is A Bitch” (Must See Video!)

    Comedian Mike Polk Sings “LeBron James Is A Bitch” (Must See Video!)

    This lyrical masterpiece created by comedian Mike Polk is so great that not even Ron Artest himself could duplicate such magic.  The man responsible for creating the “Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video” is back again with his latest hit, “LeBron James is a Bitch.”  And let me be the first to say that this is […]

  • Dwyane Wade Shows No Mercy Against The Kids (Video)

    Dwyane Wade Shows No Mercy Against The Kids (Video)

    Something tells me that when LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh got together to discuss their plans this off-season, at some point LeBron provided Wade with the following words of advice: “If you ever find yourself at a basketball camp playing against the kids, don’t take it easy on them for even a second, […]

  • LeBron James Sucks At Amusement-Park Basketball (Video)

    LeBron James Sucks At Amusement-Park Basketball (Video)

    Need proof that amusement-park basketball games are a rip-off?  Here it is! Let’s all be serious for a second here.  If LeBron James, the reigning NBA MVP, can’t even hit a basket, how do you expect your 10-year-old kid to?  I am willing to bet that the ball doesn’t even fit through those rims at […]

  • Picture Of The Day: What Could Have Been???

    Picture Of The Day: What Could Have Been???

    When asked what he thought about LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh teaming up together to play for the Miami Heat, Michael Jordan responded by saying, “There’s no way, with hindsight, I would’ve ever called up Larry [Bird], called up Magic [Johnson] and said, ‘Hey, look, let’s get together and play on one team.’” […]

  • Did This LeBron James Fan Survive The Night In Cleveland? (PIC)

    Did This LeBron James Fan Survive The Night In Cleveland? (PIC)

    Ever since LeBron James turned his back on the city of Cleveland in order to head south and form a New World Order in Miami with Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh, he has become public enemy number one in his hometown.  So what is the smartest way to get your ass kicked in Cleveland these […]

  • Are LeBron, Bosh And Wade The New NWO? (Parody)

    Are LeBron, Bosh And Wade The New NWO? (Parody)

    When LeBron James announced his decision to leave Cleveland in order to take his talents to the Miami Heat, Cavs fans must have felt a lot like Hulkamaniacs did when Hulk Hogan betrayed them to join Kevin Nash and Scott Hall as part of the WCW’s New World Order. And with the trio of James, […]