Tag Archives: Miami Heat
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Stat Line Of The Night — 12/28/11 — LeBron James
For the first time during the 2011-12 NBA season, LeBron James has earned “Stat Line of the Night” honors. It surely will not be his last. Despite trailing the Charlotte Bobcats by 15 at the half, the Heat were able to mount a second half comeback and earn the 96-95 victory, thanks in large part [...]
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Picture Of The Day: Is That Dwyane Wade?
Many individuals have been negatively affected by the NBA lockout, including Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade, who was set to make $15.5-million during the 2011-12 season, but must now settle for a $20/hour wage working in Sears’ automotive section. So for those of you who have a question regarding the battery life of your Ford [...]
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LeBron James Pokes Fun At Himself In McDonalds Monopoly Commercial (Video)
When LeBron James signed on with the Miami Heat last season, he claimed that they would win “not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven” championships, but eight! Well it appears as though not even LeBron is liking his chances of wining seven championships these days, and neither is McDonalds, as [...]
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Someone Actually Made A Udonis Haslem Rap (Video)
Chris Bosh was the first Miami Heat player to get his very own rap video when the boys from The Basketball Jones came up with “Like a Bosh.” You’ll never guess which Heat player was the second to have a rap song created in their honor. The logical guess would be either LeBron James or [...]
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R.I.P @LeBronJamesEgo
One Twitter account that we all should have been following over the course of the past year was @LeBronJamesEgo. Updated daily by @ChrisJOShea, it was perhaps the best way to keep up with everything going on in the egotistical mind of LeBron James throughout the 2010-11 NBA season. But unfortunately, all good things must come [...]
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The Decision 2.0: LeBron Is Headed To The WNBA (Video)
Upon losing in the Finals and failing in yet another bid to earn his first NBA Championship Ring, LeBron James once again found himself asking the question, “What should I do?” After searching long and hard, he finally found the answer. Queen James is taking his talents to the WNBA, a league where he feels [...]
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5 Reasons The LeBron Backlash Is Total Bullsh*t
Looking at the coverage 24 hours after the Mavericks twisted the dagger and the Miami Heat bled out, it’s not surprising to see LeBron James be the recipient of vitriol. It was surprising to see how much of it there was. People were calling him a failure and saying that his legacy was tarnished, labeling [...]
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Watch LeBron James Transform Into A Douchebag Right Before Your Eyes (Video)
Times certainly have changed. Only eight years ago we were watching a humble LeBron James take part in a simple interview prior to the 2003 NBA Draft, talking about the prospects of playing for his hometown Cleveland Cavaliers, and refusing to promise any championships. Fast forward eight years later and we have “The Decision,” the [...]
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This Is The Only Argument We Need LeBron! (Video)
Scottie Pippen and the rest of the LeBron James fan club can now crawl back into the holes they came out of. The mighty Heat have been slain. And LeBron’s NBA Championship count is still stuck at zero. So for those who would still like to make the argument that LeBron is better than Michael [...]
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Picture Of The Day: Pick A Side Kid!
I don’t get it. I mean, it is one thing to change your favorite sports team. Every kid seems to do it at some point in their life. But at least do it at the beginning of the season, and only if your original “favorite team” is terrible and stands no chance at even making [...]
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DeShawn Stevenson’s Shirt Says “Hey LeBron! How’s My Dirk Taste?” (Pic)
When Dirk Nowitzki made LeBron James and Dwyane Wade eat his sh*t their words by leading the Mavs to a victory in Game 5 after the Heat duo mocked his apparent Game 4 “flu,” we asked them to “tell us how Dirk’s ass tastes?” After winning Game 6 last night and capturing the 2011 NBA [...]
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9 Reasons The Heat Are Still the Team To Beat
Recently, there’s been a lot of hate on the Heat, culminating in last night’s Finals loss to the Dallas Mavericks. Some of it was deserved, and some simply piled on because expectations were so high. Well, they have a few months to lick their wounds, get back to gelling and prove to the skeptics that [...]
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Oh, The Tears Of Unfathomable Sadness! My-Yummy! (Video Of Bosh Crying)
I have always questioned whether there really was a God, but after watching the Dallas Mavericks string together three wins in a row and come back from a 2-1 series deficit to beat the Miami Heat 4-2 and win their first ever NBA Championship, I now know that there really is a God, and he [...]
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Referee Bill Kennedy Humps The Air During Game 5 (Video)
Plenty of basketball fans and Heat haters were happy to see Miami fall to the Dallas Mavericks during Game 5 of the NBA Finals last night, but perhaps no one was more overcome with joy than referee Bill Kennedy, who couldn’t stop himself from dry-humping the air during a foul call late in the second [...]
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The Stat Line Of The Night — 6/9/11 — Dirk Nowitzki
No matter what the outcome, the Dallas Mavericks knew that they were playing their final home game of the season last night and they made the most of it. Leading the charge, as always, was Dirk Nowitzki. It may not have been Dirk’s best offensive output of the season. Heck, last night’s performance may not [...]
