Tag Archives: Miami Heat
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The Decision 2.0: LeBron Is Headed To The WNBA (Video)
Upon losing in the Finals and failing in yet another bid to earn his first NBA Championship Ring, LeBron James once again found himself asking the question, “What should I do?” After searching long and hard, he finally found the answer. Queen James is taking his talents to the WNBA, a league where he feels [...]
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5 Reasons The LeBron Backlash Is Total Bullsh*t
Looking at the coverage 24 hours after the Mavericks twisted the dagger and the Miami Heat bled out, it’s not surprising to see LeBron James be the recipient of vitriol. It was surprising to see how much of it there was. People were calling him a failure and saying that his legacy was tarnished, labeling [...]
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Watch LeBron James Transform Into A Douchebag Right Before Your Eyes (Video)
Times certainly have changed. Only eight years ago we were watching a humble LeBron James take part in a simple interview prior to the 2003 NBA Draft, talking about the prospects of playing for his hometown Cleveland Cavaliers, and refusing to promise any championships. Fast forward eight years later and we have “The Decision,” the [...]
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This Is The Only Argument We Need LeBron! (Video)
Scottie Pippen and the rest of the LeBron James fan club can now crawl back into the holes they came out of. The mighty Heat have been slain. And LeBron’s NBA Championship count is still stuck at zero. So for those who would still like to make the argument that LeBron is better than Michael [...]
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Picture Of The Day: Pick A Side Kid!
I don’t get it. I mean, it is one thing to change your favorite sports team. Every kid seems to do it at some point in their life. But at least do it at the beginning of the season, and only if your original “favorite team” is terrible and stands no chance at even making [...]
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DeShawn Stevenson’s Shirt Says “Hey LeBron! How’s My Dirk Taste?” (Pic)
When Dirk Nowitzki made LeBron James and Dwyane Wade eat his sh*t their words by leading the Mavs to a victory in Game 5 after the Heat duo mocked his apparent Game 4 “flu,” we asked them to “tell us how Dirk’s ass tastes?” After winning Game 6 last night and capturing the 2011 NBA [...]
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9 Reasons The Heat Are Still the Team To Beat
Recently, there’s been a lot of hate on the Heat, culminating in last night’s Finals loss to the Dallas Mavericks. Some of it was deserved, and some simply piled on because expectations were so high. Well, they have a few months to lick their wounds, get back to gelling and prove to the skeptics that [...]
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Oh, The Tears Of Unfathomable Sadness! My-Yummy! (Video Of Bosh Crying)
I have always questioned whether there really was a God, but after watching the Dallas Mavericks string together three wins in a row and come back from a 2-1 series deficit to beat the Miami Heat 4-2 and win their first ever NBA Championship, I now know that there really is a God, and he [...]
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Referee Bill Kennedy Humps The Air During Game 5 (Video)
Plenty of basketball fans and Heat haters were happy to see Miami fall to the Dallas Mavericks during Game 5 of the NBA Finals last night, but perhaps no one was more overcome with joy than referee Bill Kennedy, who couldn’t stop himself from dry-humping the air during a foul call late in the second [...]
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The Stat Line Of The Night — 6/9/11 — Dirk Nowitzki
No matter what the outcome, the Dallas Mavericks knew that they were playing their final home game of the season last night and they made the most of it. Leading the charge, as always, was Dirk Nowitzki. It may not have been Dirk’s best offensive output of the season. Heck, last night’s performance may not [...]
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Did Rashard Lewis Sleep With LeBron James’ Girlfriend Savannah Brinson?
First Delonte West was rumored to be sleeping with LeBron James’ mom, which many felt was the reason for the lackluster performance from the former Cavs star during last year’s playoffs. Now, following LeBron’s embarrassing 8 point performance during the Miami Heat’s Game 4 loss to the Dallas Mavericks on Tuesday, former player and current [...]
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The Miami Heat Are Already Planning Their Victory Parade On Craigslist
Not so fast Miami! It appears as though the Miami Heat figured that their third and fourth wins during their NBA Finals series against the Dallas Mavericks would be easier to get than their first and second victories. At least that is what we are led to believe after seeing this ad on Craigslist, which [...]
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Dirk Nowitzki Plays With The Flu, Mavs Win! (Video)
Dirk Nowitzki scored 10 of his 21 points in the fourth quarter, despite playing with the flu. LeBron James sucked more than Jenna Jameson in her prime. Dwyane Wade couldn’t manage to get the butter off his fingers with 6.7 seconds remaining in the game. Mike Miller couldn’t manage to hit the rim. And the [...]
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Picture Of The Day: George Lopez Got Photobombed!
The scene for the NBA Finals series between the Heat and the Mavs may have shifted from South Beach, Florida to Dallas, Texas, but the presence of courtside douchebags remained in full force, thanks to comedian (at least he likes to call himself that) George Lopez. Thankfully, that Mavs fan hiding behind George’s nose was [...]
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Picture Of The Day: ESPN’s Headline Fail!
ESPN may be “The Worldwide Leader in Sports,” but they also appear to be the worldwide leader in headline fails. Their latest fail came following the Dallas Mavericks Game 2 win over the Miami Heat on Thursday. With Dirk Nowitzki helping the Mavs come back from a 15-point fourth quarter deficit, the only thing the [...]
