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		<title>Coked-Out Stripper Kissing Richard Gasquet Cleared For Tennis Return</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Total Pro Sports &#8211; The man with what we will go on record as stating to be &#8220;the lamest excuse ever for a positive drug test,&#8221; has been cleared by the International Tennis Federation to return to the men&#8217;s tour.  Richard Gasquet will likely want to think about who his lips touch during the remainder [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/richard-gasquet.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-13369" title="richard-gasquet" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/richard-gasquet-300x225.jpg" alt="richard-gasquet" width="300" height="225" /></a>Total Pro Sports &#8211; The man with what we will go on record as stating to be &#8220;the lamest excuse ever for a positive drug test,&#8221; has been cleared by the International Tennis Federation to return to the men&#8217;s tour.  <strong>Richard Gasquet</strong> will likely want to think about who his lips touch during the remainder of his tennis career.</p>
<p>Gasquet, 23, was suspended in May for 2 months and 15 days after testing positive for cocaine at the Miami Masters in March.  Ranked 32nd in the world, his suspension ended today.</p>
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<p>When asked how cocaine got into his system, Gasquet told the tribunal that it occurred after he kissed a woman named &#8220;Pamela&#8221; at a nightclub.  The BBC described the scenario as follows:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Gasquet told the tribunal that he kissed a woman, identified in the ruling  only as &#8220;Pamela&#8221;, and suggested that was how the cocaine entered his system. </em></p>
<p><em>The tribunal stated, &#8220;this explanation is more likely than not to be the  correct one&#8221;, and said that it &#8220;found the player to be a truthful and honest  witness, and a man of integrity&#8221;. </em></p>
<p><em>It added that the quantity of cocaine detected in Gasquet&#8217;s sample was &#8220;very  small, about the size of a grain of salt&#8221;. </em>[<a title="Gasquet cleared to return to tour" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/tennis/8152674.stm" target="_blank">BBC Sport</a>]<em></em></p>
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<p>Whether or not this story is true is anyone&#8217;s guess, but it sure sounds like quite the stretch.  Why can&#8217;t <strong>Michael Phelps</strong> <a title="Sheriff Lott Prepared to Take Phelps ‘Pot Shots’" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/02/sheriff-lott-prepared-to-take-michael-phelps-pot-shots/" target="_self">get off the hook</a> with a story like this.  Maybe <a title="Michael Phelps Still Smokin’ And Now Having Threesomes" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/05/michael-phelps-still-smokin-and-now-having-threesomes/" target="_self">those strippers he hangs around</a> forced him to <a title="Michael Phelps Caught Smoking Weed From A Bong" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/01/michael-phelps-caught-smoking-weed-from-a-bong/" target="_self">put the bong on his mouth</a>.</p>
<p>In the mean time, Gasquet may want to look for some cleaner ladies when out on the town.  Maybe he should try the <a title="Balls And Breasts Flying At Madrid Masters" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/07/balls-and-breasts-flying-at-madrid-masters/" target="_self">Madrid Masters ball girls</a> for starters.</p>
<p>Hat Tip &#8211; [<a title="Gasquet cleared to return to tour " href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/tennis/8152674.stm" target="_blank">BBC Sport</a>] via [<a title="Lamest Excuse Ever Helps Tennis Player Beat Drug Rap" href="http://deadspin.com/5315433/lamest-excuse-ever-helps-tennis-player-beat-drug-rap" target="_blank">DeadSpin</a>]<br />
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