Tag Archives: Michael Phelps

  • Shaq To Join The Cleveland Police Force

    Shaq To Join The Cleveland Police Force

    Shaquille O’Neal, also known as “The Big Shaqckle“, loves the limelight.  He also loves dunking the ball, alienating teammates to the point of forcing a trade, challenging Michael Phelps in a swimming race, and Twitter.  But there is one thing Shaq also seems to like as much as those other things: Being a cop. It […]

  • Michael Phelps New Mercedes SL63

    Michael Phelps New Mercedes SL63

    Total Pro Sports – Michael Phelps, arguably the greatest swimmer ever has decided to splurge on himself and get a car that may or may not be faster then him.  We just hope that this time he can control the speed and not end up crashing like he did his last vehicle. Following in the […]

  • Usain Bolt Sets New 100-meter Record At World Championships [Video]

    Usain Bolt Sets New 100-meter Record At World Championships [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – Call him a Cheetah, call him a Gazelle, or just call him the one and only Usain Bolt.  This freak of nature out of Jamaica’s career has been one that would be read in a fictional novel, comparable to Michael Phelps in swimming. Today in Berlin at The World Championships Usain […]

  • Michael Phelps In Minor Car Accident

    Michael Phelps In Minor Car Accident

    Total Pro Sports – Olympic gold medalist, and arguably the best swimmer ever, Michael Phelps was involved in a two car crash Thursday night in his home town of Baltimore. Phelps is said to be alright as are the two passengers in his car. The woman in the other car was taken to the hospital […]

  • Michael Phelps Breaks World Record In The 100-Meter Butterfly

    Michael Phelps Breaks World Record In The 100-Meter Butterfly

    Total Pro Sports – Remember that guy named Michael Phelps?  He won eight gold medals back at the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing, breaking seven world records in the process, but was then booked smokin’ some pot and bangin’ some hookers.  Well now he’s back to breaking records again and not even Sherrif Lott can […]

  • Geovany Soto Got A Little High For The World Baseball Classic

    Geovany Soto Got A Little High For The World Baseball Classic

    Total Pro Sports – The World Baseball Classic is fashionably late on this one, but their drug testing results are in and Geovany Soto has tested positive for marijuana.  Oddly enough, the Cubs catcher will be punished, even though we all know that playing while high only makes one’s accomplishments even more impressive. Soto represented […]

  • Lil’ Wayne Makes Another Song, This Time For Michael Phelps

    Lil’ Wayne Makes Another Song, This Time For Michael Phelps

    Total Pro Sports – Beware!  Sports fever is going around, and it seems as though Lil’ Wayne has caught a severe case of it.  That is probably the only way to explain his new career choice which involves making songs about every big name athlete he can possibly think of.  Last time we brought you […]

  • Interested In Buying A Date With Anna Kournikova?

    Interested In Buying A Date With Anna Kournikova?

    Total Pro Sports – Have you got a couple thousand dollars lying around your house and now you are just looking for something good to spend it on?  Well look no further. The Boys and Girls Clubs of America are auctioning off a tennis date with Anna Kournikova for their 2009 Be the Difference Auction.  […]

  • Doesn’t The 2010 Vancouver Olympic Torch Look Like A Joint?

    Doesn’t The 2010 Vancouver Olympic Torch Look Like A Joint?

    Total Pro Sports – In less than a year from now, the 2010 Olympic Games in Vancouver will begin, and what better way to get things started than lighting the flame with a joint.  At least that is what it will look like, and we don’t expect the people of Vancouver to mind at all.  […]

  • Michael Phelps Still Smokin’ And Now Having Threesomes

    Michael Phelps Still Smokin’ And Now Having Threesomes

    Total Pro Sports – Michael Phelps is back in the news.  He’s still smokin’ pot, but now he has some more things to add to his repertoire.  This is all true, assuming we believe what strippers from Baltimore tell us as they take off some of their clothes. In an interview with Theresa White, who works as […]

  • Michael Phelps Back On Party Scene In New York City

    Michael Phelps Back On Party Scene In New York City

    Total Pro Sports  – After laying low for a couple of months because he was busted for smoking pot. Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps is back in the swing of things and was spotted arriving at Club Tenjune in New York at 2 a.m. Wednesday to get his party on.

  • Phelps’ Wallet More Important Than Your Life?

    Phelps’ Wallet More Important Than Your Life?

    Total Pro Sports-  Put a deadly product on supermarket shelves, no biggie.  Drop pot smoking Michael Phelps from your company and you are bond to suffer the consequences. That’s what Kelloggs is finding out.  According to Vanno, an online “social evaluation” community, they experienced a significant drop after letting the 2008 Olympic Star go, much […]

  • Canada Rejects Phelps For Some Guys Named Oz And Sheen

    Canada Rejects Phelps For Some Guys Named Oz And Sheen

    Total Pro Sports- One picture with a bong will get you in trouble in many places these days.  At least that’s the way it seems to be for Michael Phelps, but of all the places you would expect, Canada? According to The Globe and Mail, Power Within Inc, has decided to drop Phelps from two […]