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		<title>Midget In A Gorilla Costume Gets Drop Kicked&#8230;Yeah, You Heard Me (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 23:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I provided you with a clip illustrating why I will never watch professional wrestling again.  This clip may very well change all of that. There are few things involving midgets little people that I don&#8217;t enjoy, but this clip of a dwarf in a gorilla costume getting dropped kicked several feet through the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Midget-In-A-Gorilla-Costume-Get-Drop-Kicked.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-52672" title="Midget In A Gorilla Costume Get Drop Kicked" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Midget-In-A-Gorilla-Costume-Get-Drop-Kicked-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>Last week I provided you with a clip illustrating <a title="Here Is Why I Will Never Watch Professional Wrestling (Video)" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/2011/02/03/here-is-why-i-will-never-watch-professional-wrestling-video/" target="_self">why I will never watch professional wrestling again</a>.  This clip may very well change all of that.</p>
<p>There are few things involving <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">midgets</span> little people that I don&#8217;t enjoy, but this clip of a dwarf in a gorilla costume getting dropped kicked several feet through the air is must see television!  Forget about protests overseas, Obama addressing the people, and the Super Bowl.  This is the type of stuff that the world needs to see.  This it the type of stuff that CNN , MSNBC, FOX News and every other station needs to be showing to the American public.  And if they wont, we certainly will.</p>
<p>Images of little people soaring through the air in slow motion like they have just been shot out of a canon.  I think I may have just found the answer to obtaining world peace.</p>
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<p>Hat Tip &#8211; [<a title="Midget Wrestler In A Gorilla Costume Gets Drop Kicked To Kingdom Come" href="http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/midget-wrestler-in-a-gorilla-costume-gets-drop-kicked-to-kingdom-come/" target="_blank">Barstool Sports</a>]</p>
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		<title>Coach Arrested After Urinating During Little League Baseball Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Total Pro Sports &#8211; Getting all boozed up and going to coach your team&#8217;s little league baseball game is likely not the best of ideas.  That&#8217;s what Major League Baseball is for.  It offers all the fights, hooter shooters, strip shows and male-bonding acts that a drunk spectator can possibly ask for. Frederick Goodwin, 42, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/public-urination1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-12110" title="public-urination1" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/public-urination1.jpg" alt="public-urination1" width="279" height="320" /></a>Total Pro Sports &#8211; Getting all boozed up and going to coach your team&#8217;s little league baseball game is likely not the best of ideas.  That&#8217;s what Major League Baseball is for.  It offers all the <a title="Series Sweep Causes Phillies Fans To Fight Each Other" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/06/series-sweep-causes-phillies-fans-to-fight-each-other/" target="_self">fights</a>, <a title="Toronto Blue Jays Fan Does A Hot Dog Shooter off Woman’s Chest" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/05/toronto-blue-jays-fan-does-a-hot-dog-shooter-off-womans-chest/" target="_self">hooter shooters</a>, <a title="Brewers Fan’s Strip Show Cut Short By Security" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/05/brewers-fans-strip-show-cut-short-by-security/" target="_self">strip shows</a> and <a title="Drunk Dodgers Fans Put On A Show" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/05/drunk-dodgers-fans-put-on-a-show/" target="_self">male-bonding acts</a> that a drunk spectator can possibly ask for.</p>
<p><strong>Frederick Goodwin</strong>, 42, is the coach of a midget team in Watertown, NY.  Wednesday evening he decided that coaching Little League was so easy, he could do it drunk.  That was exactly what he did, but Goodwin likely didn&#8217;t consider the backlash he would receive from parents.  When they noticed he was intoxicated, they informed Watertown police chief <strong>Joe Goss</strong> who was in attendance watching his son play with the other 8-10 year olds.</p>
<p><span id="more-12106"></span>The city&#8217;s recreation director, <strong>Jayme St. Croix</strong> was contacted and made his way to the park to discuss the situation with Goss.  That&#8217;s when Goodwin made his way down the first base line towards the outfield to &#8220;water the grass&#8221; with some of his booze.  As he stood their urinating with his back to the field, the parents and officials had enough.  Patrol was called and Goodwin was escorted off the field.</p>
<p>This is not the first incident for Goodwin, as he was arrested by state police for a DWI in May.</p>
<p>Goodwin has been banned from coaching in the league.  Maybe someone like himself is better suited for just watching from the stands.</p>
<p>[<a title="Midget League baseball coach tossed for intoxication" href="http://www.newswatch50.com/news/local/story/Midget-League-baseball-coach-tossed-for/A5GOj82vm0ybptmOSwzmew.cspx" target="_blank">News Watch 50</a>]</p>
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