Tag Archives: MLB

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/08/09 – Andruw Jones

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/08/09 – Andruw Jones

    Total Pro Sports – On Tuesday night it was Paul Konerko terrorizing the opposing pitchers.  Last night it was Andruw Jones’ turn to do the same.  you can be Ervin Santana will be having nightmares of the Texas Rangers DH over the next couple of days. Continuing a trend that has seen the Rangers dominate […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/07/09 – Paul Konerko

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/07/09 – Paul Konerko

    Total Pro  Sports – The Chicago White Sox have been on quite a tear recently, and last night Paul Konerko’s bat followed suit.  Looking to remain two games back of top spot in the AL Central, they used a career day from the first baseman to top the Cleveland Indians 10-6. Konerko was on fire […]

  • Good News, You Are Now Safe To Urinate During “God Bless America”

    Good News, You Are Now Safe To Urinate During “God Bless America”

    Total Pro Sports – Any doctor will tell you that you should not hold it in.  It just isn’t good for you bladder.  Well the New York Yankees would have had you thinking otherwise until recently.  Thankfully, things have changed over the course of time and you are now free to head to the washrooms […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/06/09 – Jarrod Washburn

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/06/09 – Jarrod Washburn

    Total Pro Sports – It was a tough decision on this one.  Two pitchers threw complete game shutouts.  Both allowing minimal hits.  One with more strikeouts, but the other with less hits and no walks allowed.  So who did we take?  Seattle’s Jarrod Washburn was our man for last night, but barely over Oakland pitcher […]

  • Jeter vs. A-Rod, Round ???:  We’ll Give This One To Jeter

    Jeter vs. A-Rod, Round ???: We’ll Give This One To Jeter

    Total Pro Sports – The feud between Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez, whether it still exists or not, is seemingly one that A-Rod just can’t win.  You don’t see Jeter getting caught using steroids or taking part in nightclub threesomes, and the ladies have taken note.  Well at least the very young ones have. During […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/05/09 – Ricky Nolasco

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/05/09 – Ricky Nolasco

    Total Pro Sports – Beating the Pittsburgh Pirates is no incredible feat these days, but such wins are crucial if a team is to consider themselves as a serious playoff contenders.  Ricky Nolasco made sure his Florida Marlins got that win with an excellent pitching performance yesterday afternoon. Looking to improve on his ERA while […]

  • White Sox Parking Lot Drunk Tank Even More Fun To Watch Than The Game!

    White Sox Parking Lot Drunk Tank Even More Fun To Watch Than The Game!

    Total Pro Sports – Everyone loves a drunken fan.  You can usually find them running onto the field, throwing some fists in a fight, feeding men hotdogs out of their breasts, stripping, or performing sexual acts with friends.  These incidents all happen within the stands, but what happens afterward when the drunken culprits are taken […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/02/09 – Derrek Lee

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/02/09 – Derrek Lee

    Total Pro Sports – As we get to the midway point in the MLB season the race in the NL Central is as tight as it gets.  That makes every game within it that much more important.  The Cubs are looking to make the most of their series with the division leading Milwaukee Brewers and […]

  • Swarm Of Bees Attack Petco Park, Delay Game

    Swarm Of Bees Attack Petco Park, Delay Game

    Total Pro Sports – Manny Ramirez is returning today and he may have more to worry about than the taunting fans and insulting signs on display in left field of San Diego’s Petco Park.  That section of the park has now become infested with a giant swarm of bees.  What better way to welcome back […]

  • 5 Ways To Greet The Return Of Manny Ramirez

    5 Ways To Greet The Return Of Manny Ramirez

    Total Pro Sports – Today Dodgers’ slugger Manny Ramirez will make his return to the MLB after serving a 50-game suspension for failing a drug test.  LA will travel to San Diego to take on the Padres and it should be interesting.  We have all seen how other juiced-up ball players have been received by […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/01/09 – Hank Blalock

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/01/09 – Hank Blalock

    Total Pro Sports – In a crucial series against their division rivals from Los Angeles, the Texas Rangers took the final two games from the Angels, and much of their success in the series can be attributed to the play of Hank Blalock.  Hank sat out Tuesday’s game and it seemingly paid off Wednesday. After […]

  • Brewers Jeff Supan For Sale On eBay

    Brewers Jeff Supan For Sale On eBay

    Total Pro Sports -Is your team in need of a pitcher?  Then you may want to check out one of the newest items on sale at eBay.  None other than Jeff Supan, starting pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers. Seems like a 5-6 record and a 4.86 ERA isn’t enough to get Brewers fans to forget […]

  • Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game

    Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game

    Total Pro Sports – Will someone please buy this kid a hot dog!  Just be sure it doesn’t come from the breasts of this blond Jays fan. Camera’s caught this youngster digging deep for some gold in his nose during the weekend ball game between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Philadelphia Phillies at the […]

  • Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports

    Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports

    Total Pro Sports – To anyone who has heard Darren Daulton, the Ex-Philladelphia Phillies star, speak about his time traveling escapades, conspiracy theories, and metaphysics, the following will not come as much of a surprise.  Heck.  For anyone who has kept up with the unveiling of stories about former baseball players, this may just be […]