Tag Archives: MLB

  • For One Day In His Life Lou Piniella Was A Pot Head

    For One Day In His Life Lou Piniella Was A Pot Head

    Total Pro Sports – So what if Geovany Soto smoked some weed before the World Baseball Classic.  Lou Piniella doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.  Heck, he even smoked some dope one time as well, and look at him now. Piniella’s experience with smoking the chronic has helped him cope with Soto’s actions, […]

  • Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game

    Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game

    Total Pro Sports – Baseball pitchers are no strangers to blowups.  Just ask Carlos Zambrano, or K-Rod.  Now you can add Jeff Bennett to that list, but the only difference is that rather than taking a bat to the Gatorade cooler, or targeting the face of the opposition, Bennett preferred to take his aggression out […]

  • Tigers Fan Falls From Hockeytown’s Roof

    Tigers Fan Falls From Hockeytown’s Roof

    Total Pro Sports – Those who have gone to see a Detroit Red Wings, Lions, or Tigers game are surely familiar with the Hockeytown Bar located just across from Comerica Park.  It is a hot spot for those looking to grab a beer before or after the game, but to one man, it was almost […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/25/09 – Lance Berkman

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/25/09 – Lance Berkman

    Total Pro Sports – Brian Bannister was solid last night for the most part, but he will be glad he does not have to worry about facing Lance Berkman again for a while now.  In a tight 5-4 game, the Houston Astros first baseman was the difference, giving his team just enough to get by […]

  • Geovany Soto Got A Little High For The World Baseball Classic

    Geovany Soto Got A Little High For The World Baseball Classic

    Total Pro Sports – The World Baseball Classic is fashionably late on this one, but their drug testing results are in and Geovany Soto has tested positive for marijuana.  Oddly enough, the Cubs catcher will be punished, even though we all know that playing while high only makes one’s accomplishments even more impressive. Soto represented […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/23/09 – Joel Pineiro

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/23/09 – Joel Pineiro

    Total Pro Sports – After a hot start in April, in which he went 4-0, Joel Pineiro has struggled through May and June going 1-8.  Last night he not only made it 2-8, bringing his record on the season to 6-8, but he did it in incredible fashion against the New York Mets. On the […]

  • Japanese Samurai Slices Pitched Baseball In Half

    Japanese Samurai Slices Pitched Baseball In Half

    Total Pro Sports – Throughout the past decade or so, MLB scouts have gone across the Pacific Ocean to find the next big Japanese baseball star. We’ve seen them bring back some great talent like Ichiro Suzuki and Hideki Matsui, but they may want to begin looking off the field in the future. May I […]

  • The Albuquerque Isotopes Take In The Manny Ramirez Show

    The Albuquerque Isotopes Take In The Manny Ramirez Show

    Total Pro Sports – It was madness in Albuquerque last night as the home town Isotopes had an injection of their own into the lineup.  Coming off a long layoff due to a 50 game suspension for using PEDs, Manny Ramirez played his first game in the minors on the road to his MLB comeback. […]

  • Denise Milani Brings Her Giant Breasts To Dodger Stadium

    Denise Milani Brings Her Giant Breasts To Dodger Stadium

    Total Pro Sports – Move over Alyssa Milano.  The Dodgers have a new hottest fan.  Denise Milani and her friend Chelsea Fujiwawa, a.k.a. Chelsea Co., were at Dodgers Stadium recently to catch a ball game.  With the big-breasted duo supporting the Dodger blue and white, they likely did quite a bit of jumping up and […]

  • A-Rod Must Now Settle For Days Off Rather Than Roids

    A-Rod Must Now Settle For Days Off Rather Than Roids

    Total Pro Sports – If only this were about five or six years ago.  Alex Rodriguez coming off hip surgery is feeling fatigued.  It is difficult to come back and play every game after undergoing such a procedure, but you are always one ass injection away from a power surge.  Too bad PEDs and Roids […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/22/09 – Aaron Cook

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/22/09 – Aaron Cook

    Total Pro Sports – With not much to chose from in the world of sports last night, Aaron Cook did impress, but so too did the rest of his team in an 11-1 dismantling of the Los Angeles Angels.  We likely should be presenting this award to the entire team, but things just don’t work […]

  • Yankees vs. Marlins Fan Fights Make Kids Cry

    Yankees vs. Marlins Fan Fights Make Kids Cry

    Total Pro Sports – We have seen the fan fights before.  At AT&T Park, Citizens Bank Field, Yankee Stadium, and now LandShark Stadium.  May seem like the same old fan fight (which I still think never gets old) but this one had an added dimension to it. Fans of the opposing teams squared off yesterday […]

  • Fake Umpires Take Their Show On The Road

    Fake Umpires Take Their Show On The Road

    Total Pro Sports – The fake umpires were back and they took their show on the road this weekend.  And no, we are not talking about Mike Winters and Adrian Johnson.  Instead, the “real” fake empires we are referring to are Tim Williams and Joe Farrell, the two men who park themselves in their seats […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/21/09 – Albert Pujos

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/21/09 – Albert Pujos

    Total Pro Sports – A popular decision among MLB teams this season has been to intentionally walk Cardinals slugger Albert Pujos.  The Kansas City Royals are probably wishing they had stuck with such a trend.  Not doing so was a costly mistake that would lead eventually result in their 12-5 defeat at the hands of […]

  • Wade Boggs Loves Americana, Hates Steroids

    Wade Boggs Loves Americana, Hates Steroids

    Total Pro Sports – A couple of buckets filled with Miller Lites at a sports bar autograph session will sure loosen up some tongues.  Last night that is exactly what happened to Wade Boggs as he sounded off after being asked to comment on baseball’s current steroid era. So what did Boggs have to say […]