Tag Archives: MLB

  • Brewers Jeff Supan For Sale On eBay

    Brewers Jeff Supan For Sale On eBay

    Total Pro Sports -Is your team in need of a pitcher?  Then you may want to check out one of the newest items on sale at eBay.  None other than Jeff Supan, starting pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers. Seems like a 5-6 record and a 4.86 ERA isn’t enough to get Brewers fans to forget […]

  • Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game

    Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game

    Total Pro Sports – Will someone please buy this kid a hot dog!  Just be sure it doesn’t come from the breasts of this blond Jays fan. Camera’s caught this youngster digging deep for some gold in his nose during the weekend ball game between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Philadelphia Phillies at the […]

  • Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports

    Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports

    Total Pro Sports – To anyone who has heard Darren Daulton, the Ex-Philladelphia Phillies star, speak about his time traveling escapades, conspiracy theories, and metaphysics, the following will not come as much of a surprise.  Heck.  For anyone who has kept up with the unveiling of stories about former baseball players, this may just be […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/29/09 – Tim Lincecum

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/29/09 – Tim Lincecum

    Total Pro Sports – The St. Louis Cardinals were left to accept the fact that last night was just one of those games they were not going to win.  The visiting San Francisco Giants put up one run in the first inning, and although they followed that with nine more throughout the rest of the […]

  • Pirates Fans Are Really Interested In Ian Snell’s Penis Size

    Pirates Fans Are Really Interested In Ian Snell’s Penis Size

    Total Pro Sports – After fifteen stars thus far this season Ian Snell has posted a 2-8 record, and ERA of 5.36, and a total of 52 strikeouts.  Disappointing numbers for the 27-year-old member of the Pittsburgh Pirates, but rather than wonder what is wrong with Snell, who has since been sent to Triple-A, the […]

  • Red Sox Fan No Match For Braves Security

    Red Sox Fan No Match For Braves Security

    Total Pro Sports – There wasn’t much action during yesterday’s game  between the Boston Red Sox an the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field yesterday, even when the streaker entered the ball game. We have become accustomed to the typical streaker’s ability to dodge security for a least a brief period of time.  Both the Citi […]

  • For One Day In His Life Lou Piniella Was A Pot Head

    For One Day In His Life Lou Piniella Was A Pot Head

    Total Pro Sports – So what if Geovany Soto smoked some weed before the World Baseball Classic.  Lou Piniella doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.  Heck, he even smoked some dope one time as well, and look at him now. Piniella’s experience with smoking the chronic has helped him cope with Soto’s actions, […]

  • Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game

    Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game

    Total Pro Sports – Baseball pitchers are no strangers to blowups.  Just ask Carlos Zambrano, or K-Rod.  Now you can add Jeff Bennett to that list, but the only difference is that rather than taking a bat to the Gatorade cooler, or targeting the face of the opposition, Bennett preferred to take his aggression out […]

  • Tigers Fan Falls From Hockeytown’s Roof

    Tigers Fan Falls From Hockeytown’s Roof

    Total Pro Sports – Those who have gone to see a Detroit Red Wings, Lions, or Tigers game are surely familiar with the Hockeytown Bar located just across from Comerica Park.  It is a hot spot for those looking to grab a beer before or after the game, but to one man, it was almost […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/25/09 – Lance Berkman

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/25/09 – Lance Berkman

    Total Pro Sports – Brian Bannister was solid last night for the most part, but he will be glad he does not have to worry about facing Lance Berkman again for a while now.  In a tight 5-4 game, the Houston Astros first baseman was the difference, giving his team just enough to get by […]

  • Geovany Soto Got A Little High For The World Baseball Classic

    Geovany Soto Got A Little High For The World Baseball Classic

    Total Pro Sports – The World Baseball Classic is fashionably late on this one, but their drug testing results are in and Geovany Soto has tested positive for marijuana.  Oddly enough, the Cubs catcher will be punished, even though we all know that playing while high only makes one’s accomplishments even more impressive. Soto represented […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/23/09 – Joel Pineiro

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/23/09 – Joel Pineiro

    Total Pro Sports – After a hot start in April, in which he went 4-0, Joel Pineiro has struggled through May and June going 1-8.  Last night he not only made it 2-8, bringing his record on the season to 6-8, but he did it in incredible fashion against the New York Mets. On the […]

  • Japanese Samurai Slices Pitched Baseball In Half

    Japanese Samurai Slices Pitched Baseball In Half

    Total Pro Sports – Throughout the past decade or so, MLB scouts have gone across the Pacific Ocean to find the next big Japanese baseball star. We’ve seen them bring back some great talent like Ichiro Suzuki and Hideki Matsui, but they may want to begin looking off the field in the future. May I […]

  • The Albuquerque Isotopes Take In The Manny Ramirez Show

    The Albuquerque Isotopes Take In The Manny Ramirez Show

    Total Pro Sports – It was madness in Albuquerque last night as the home town Isotopes had an injection of their own into the lineup.  Coming off a long layoff due to a 50 game suspension for using PEDs, Manny Ramirez played his first game in the minors on the road to his MLB comeback. […]

  • Denise Milani Brings Her Giant Breasts To Dodger Stadium

    Denise Milani Brings Her Giant Breasts To Dodger Stadium

    Total Pro Sports – Move over Alyssa Milano.  The Dodgers have a new hottest fan.  Denise Milani and her friend Chelsea Fujiwawa, a.k.a. Chelsea Co., were at Dodgers Stadium recently to catch a ball game.  With the big-breasted duo supporting the Dodger blue and white, they likely did quite a bit of jumping up and […]