Tag Archives: MLB

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/05/09 – Ricky Nolasco

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/05/09 – Ricky Nolasco

    Total Pro Sports – Beating the Pittsburgh Pirates is no incredible feat these days, but such wins are crucial if a team is to consider themselves as a serious playoff contenders.  Ricky Nolasco made sure his Florida Marlins got that win with an excellent pitching performance yesterday afternoon. Looking to improve on his ERA while […]

  • White Sox Parking Lot Drunk Tank Even More Fun To Watch Than The Game!

    White Sox Parking Lot Drunk Tank Even More Fun To Watch Than The Game!

    Total Pro Sports – Everyone loves a drunken fan.  You can usually find them running onto the field, throwing some fists in a fight, feeding men hotdogs out of their breasts, stripping, or performing sexual acts with friends.  These incidents all happen within the stands, but what happens afterward when the drunken culprits are taken […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/02/09 – Derrek Lee

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/02/09 – Derrek Lee

    Total Pro Sports – As we get to the midway point in the MLB season the race in the NL Central is as tight as it gets.  That makes every game within it that much more important.  The Cubs are looking to make the most of their series with the division leading Milwaukee Brewers and […]

  • Swarm Of Bees Attack Petco Park, Delay Game

    Swarm Of Bees Attack Petco Park, Delay Game

    Total Pro Sports – Manny Ramirez is returning today and he may have more to worry about than the taunting fans and insulting signs on display in left field of San Diego’s Petco Park.  That section of the park has now become infested with a giant swarm of bees.  What better way to welcome back […]

  • 5 Ways To Greet The Return Of Manny Ramirez

    5 Ways To Greet The Return Of Manny Ramirez

    Total Pro Sports – Today Dodgers’ slugger Manny Ramirez will make his return to the MLB after serving a 50-game suspension for failing a drug test.  LA will travel to San Diego to take on the Padres and it should be interesting.  We have all seen how other juiced-up ball players have been received by […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/01/09 – Hank Blalock

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/01/09 – Hank Blalock

    Total Pro Sports – In a crucial series against their division rivals from Los Angeles, the Texas Rangers took the final two games from the Angels, and much of their success in the series can be attributed to the play of Hank Blalock.  Hank sat out Tuesday’s game and it seemingly paid off Wednesday. After […]

  • Brewers Jeff Supan For Sale On eBay

    Brewers Jeff Supan For Sale On eBay

    Total Pro Sports -Is your team in need of a pitcher?  Then you may want to check out one of the newest items on sale at eBay.  None other than Jeff Supan, starting pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers. Seems like a 5-6 record and a 4.86 ERA isn’t enough to get Brewers fans to forget […]

  • Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game

    Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game

    Total Pro Sports – Will someone please buy this kid a hot dog!  Just be sure it doesn’t come from the breasts of this blond Jays fan. Camera’s caught this youngster digging deep for some gold in his nose during the weekend ball game between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Philadelphia Phillies at the […]

  • Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports

    Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports

    Total Pro Sports – To anyone who has heard Darren Daulton, the Ex-Philladelphia Phillies star, speak about his time traveling escapades, conspiracy theories, and metaphysics, the following will not come as much of a surprise.  Heck.  For anyone who has kept up with the unveiling of stories about former baseball players, this may just be […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/29/09 – Tim Lincecum

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/29/09 – Tim Lincecum

    Total Pro Sports – The St. Louis Cardinals were left to accept the fact that last night was just one of those games they were not going to win.  The visiting San Francisco Giants put up one run in the first inning, and although they followed that with nine more throughout the rest of the […]

  • Pirates Fans Are Really Interested In Ian Snell’s Penis Size

    Pirates Fans Are Really Interested In Ian Snell’s Penis Size

    Total Pro Sports – After fifteen stars thus far this season Ian Snell has posted a 2-8 record, and ERA of 5.36, and a total of 52 strikeouts.  Disappointing numbers for the 27-year-old member of the Pittsburgh Pirates, but rather than wonder what is wrong with Snell, who has since been sent to Triple-A, the […]

  • Red Sox Fan No Match For Braves Security

    Red Sox Fan No Match For Braves Security

    Total Pro Sports – There wasn’t much action during yesterday’s game  between the Boston Red Sox an the Atlanta Braves at Turner Field yesterday, even when the streaker entered the ball game. We have become accustomed to the typical streaker’s ability to dodge security for a least a brief period of time.  Both the Citi […]

  • For One Day In His Life Lou Piniella Was A Pot Head

    For One Day In His Life Lou Piniella Was A Pot Head

    Total Pro Sports – So what if Geovany Soto smoked some weed before the World Baseball Classic.  Lou Piniella doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.  Heck, he even smoked some dope one time as well, and look at him now. Piniella’s experience with smoking the chronic has helped him cope with Soto’s actions, […]

  • Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game

    Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game

    Total Pro Sports – Baseball pitchers are no strangers to blowups.  Just ask Carlos Zambrano, or K-Rod.  Now you can add Jeff Bennett to that list, but the only difference is that rather than taking a bat to the Gatorade cooler, or targeting the face of the opposition, Bennett preferred to take his aggression out […]

  • Tigers Fan Falls From Hockeytown’s Roof

    Tigers Fan Falls From Hockeytown’s Roof

    Total Pro Sports – Those who have gone to see a Detroit Red Wings, Lions, or Tigers game are surely familiar with the Hockeytown Bar located just across from Comerica Park.  It is a hot spot for those looking to grab a beer before or after the game, but to one man, it was almost […]