Tag Archives: nascar

  • Pastor Joe Nelms Makes Pre-Race NASCAR Prayers Seem Cool (Video)

    Pastor Joe Nelms Makes Pre-Race NASCAR Prayers Seem Cool (Video)

    You couldn’t drag most men out of bed and get them to church on a Sunday morning, but something tells me that wouldn’t be the case if there were more pastors like Joe Nelms.  He was asked to spread the word of God at the NASCAR Nationwide series race in Nashville, Tennessee this weekend, and […]

  • NASCAR Fight!!! Jeff Gordon vs. Jeff Burton (Video)

    NASCAR Fight!!! Jeff Gordon vs. Jeff Burton (Video)

    I never quite understood America’s love affair with NASCAR.  After all, what could possibly be so exciting about a bunch of cars traveling counter-clockwise around an oval track for a couple of hours? I think I have found the answer to that question.  Crashes!!! And fights!!! Jeff Gordon and Jeff Burton provided fans with both […]

  • Check Out This Dong-Flashing NASCAR Fan (SFW Video)

    Check Out This Dong-Flashing NASCAR Fan (SFW Video)

    See what happens when you let a sports icon like Brett Favre get away with sending his dong pics to any girls he desires?  Kids begin to think that it is okay to whip it out and shake it in the face of any innocent bystander.  After all, if Brett can do it, why can’t […]

  • Chick Uses Taser During NASCAR Fan Fight (Video)

    Chick Uses Taser During NASCAR Fan Fight (Video)

    Mullets, trucker hats, and a chick with a taser.  Sounds like what you would expect to see at your typical NASCAR infield party. Apparently these two redneck families couldn’t settle their difference with words (that can be tough when you only have about five in your vocabulary), so one guy decided to whip out his […]

  • NASCAR’s Deafening National Anthem…Listen At Your Own Risk

    NASCAR’s Deafening National Anthem…Listen At Your Own Risk

    We have heard some terrible national anthems before, and this one by Saving Abel prior to Sunday’s Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips 400 at the Michigan International Speedway was among the worst of them.  Perhaps they should have considered “saving Abel”, and the rest of us, from this terrible rendition of the “Star-Spangled Banner.” I […]

  • 9 Classic McDonald’s Happy Meal Sports Toys

    9 Classic McDonald’s Happy Meal Sports Toys

    Upon writing this article, I was both shocked and dismayed to find out that McDonalds has recently been bullied by politicians to stop including toys in their Happy Meals. Their claim is that the inclusion of toys encourages children to eat unhealthy food. Which is odd, because seeing as how McDonalds is a fast food […]

  • Japan’s Odd Sport of Tandem Scootering (Video)

    Japan’s Odd Sport of Tandem Scootering (Video)

    The Japanese have a knack for being technologically advanced, but I don’t think tandem scooter racing is going to catch on in the United States any time in the near or distant future. Here are pictures from the Osu’s Rider Cup that takes place a few times every year on a go-kart-ish track.  Yes, your […]

  • Danica Patrick is Weird Science (Super Bowl Commercial)

    Danica Patrick is Weird Science (Super Bowl Commercial)

    After I saw Weird Science for the first time, I dreamt that I could get a hot 80′s babe to come make me feel good about myself.  After seeing the latest Danica Patrick, GoDaddy.com, 80′s-styled commercial, I was instantly reminded of Weird Science and all the things I’d do for a skimpily clad Danica P. lookalike to bust […]

  • Audrina Patridge At The Pepsi 500 Event In Los Angeles

    Audrina Patridge At The Pepsi 500 Event In Los Angeles

    Total Pro Sports – Nascar is synonymous with big motors, fast cars, and hot girls. So in the name of hot girls standing next to fast cars, we give you Audrina Patridge. Best known for her extensive acting skills as seen on “The Hills”, and I use the terms acting and skills pretty loosely,  Patridge […]

  • NASCAR’s Kahne, Edwards and Busch Play A Little Chicken

    NASCAR’s Kahne, Edwards and Busch Play A Little Chicken

    Total Pro Sports – Something tells me these guys may have watched one to many Ken Block videos. As part of the Gillette Young Guns promotion, Kasey Kahne, Carl Edwards and Kyle Busch took to the race track to play a little chicken.  The three drivers put on quite the performance as they raced directly […]

  • NASCAR Driver Hits Coyote At 190 MPH [Pictures]

    NASCAR Driver Hits Coyote At 190 MPH [Pictures]

    Total Pro Sports – You thought those Coyotes in Phoenix were in bad shape? Wait till you see what happened to this one, luckily Alex Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals can speak about his near death experience after almost being decapitated. Brad Coleman, a driver for Joe Gibbs racing was traveling at 190 mph when […]

  • Rally Crash Ends Race With A Splash In The Lake

    Rally Crash Ends Race With A Splash In The Lake

    Total Pro Sports – Everyone understands the merits of being a race car driver. Even more so for the people with enough balls to get into a rally car; where the point is to whip around a dirt track while essentially drifting on your tires on an open track.  Crazy to think how drivers like […]