Tag Archives: nascar

  • Check Out This Dong-Flashing NASCAR Fan (SFW Video)

    Check Out This Dong-Flashing NASCAR Fan (SFW Video)

    See what happens when you let a sports icon like Brett Favre get away with sending his dong pics to any girls he desires?  Kids begin to think that it is okay to whip it out and shake it in the face of any innocent bystander.  After all, if Brett can do it, why can’t […]

  • Chick Uses Taser During NASCAR Fan Fight (Video)

    Chick Uses Taser During NASCAR Fan Fight (Video)

    Mullets, trucker hats, and a chick with a taser.  Sounds like what you would expect to see at your typical NASCAR infield party. Apparently these two redneck families couldn’t settle their difference with words (that can be tough when you only have about five in your vocabulary), so one guy decided to whip out his […]

  • NASCAR’s Deafening National Anthem…Listen At Your Own Risk

    NASCAR’s Deafening National Anthem…Listen At Your Own Risk

    We have heard some terrible national anthems before, and this one by Saving Abel prior to Sunday’s Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips 400 at the Michigan International Speedway was among the worst of them.  Perhaps they should have considered “saving Abel”, and the rest of us, from this terrible rendition of the “Star-Spangled Banner.” I […]

  • 9 Classic McDonald’s Happy Meal Sports Toys

    9 Classic McDonald’s Happy Meal Sports Toys

    Upon writing this article, I was both shocked and dismayed to find out that McDonalds has recently been bullied by politicians to stop including toys in their Happy Meals. Their claim is that the inclusion of toys encourages children to eat unhealthy food. Which is odd, because seeing as how McDonalds is a fast food […]

  • Japan’s Odd Sport of Tandem Scootering (Video)

    Japan’s Odd Sport of Tandem Scootering (Video)

    The Japanese have a knack for being technologically advanced, but I don’t think tandem scooter racing is going to catch on in the United States any time in the near or distant future. Here are pictures from the Osu’s Rider Cup that takes place a few times every year on a go-kart-ish track.  Yes, your […]

  • Danica Patrick is Weird Science (Super Bowl Commercial)

    Danica Patrick is Weird Science (Super Bowl Commercial)

    After I saw Weird Science for the first time, I dreamt that I could get a hot 80′s babe to come make me feel good about myself.  After seeing the latest Danica Patrick, GoDaddy.com, 80′s-styled commercial, I was instantly reminded of Weird Science and all the things I’d do for a skimpily clad Danica P. lookalike to bust […]

  • Audrina Patridge At The Pepsi 500 Event In Los Angeles

    Audrina Patridge At The Pepsi 500 Event In Los Angeles

    Total Pro Sports – Nascar is synonymous with big motors, fast cars, and hot girls. So in the name of hot girls standing next to fast cars, we give you Audrina Patridge. Best known for her extensive acting skills as seen on “The Hills”, and I use the terms acting and skills pretty loosely,  Patridge […]

  • NASCAR’s Kahne, Edwards and Busch Play A Little Chicken

    NASCAR’s Kahne, Edwards and Busch Play A Little Chicken

    Total Pro Sports – Something tells me these guys may have watched one to many Ken Block videos. As part of the Gillette Young Guns promotion, Kasey Kahne, Carl Edwards and Kyle Busch took to the race track to play a little chicken.  The three drivers put on quite the performance as they raced directly […]

  • NASCAR Driver Hits Coyote At 190 MPH [Pictures]

    NASCAR Driver Hits Coyote At 190 MPH [Pictures]

    Total Pro Sports – You thought those Coyotes in Phoenix were in bad shape? Wait till you see what happened to this one, luckily Alex Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals can speak about his near death experience after almost being decapitated. Brad Coleman, a driver for Joe Gibbs racing was traveling at 190 mph when […]

  • Rally Crash Ends Race With A Splash In The Lake

    Rally Crash Ends Race With A Splash In The Lake

    Total Pro Sports – Everyone understands the merits of being a race car driver. Even more so for the people with enough balls to get into a rally car; where the point is to whip around a dirt track while essentially drifting on your tires on an open track.  Crazy to think how drivers like […]

  • Sam Hornish Jr Violent Crash At Watkins Glen

    Sam Hornish Jr Violent Crash At Watkins Glen

    Total Pro Sports – Tony Stewert picked up yet another win on the Nascar circuit Monday at Watkins Glen. A race filled with caution flags, none more extravagant then when Sam Hornish Jr. lost control of his car for a second onto the grass and eventually hit a tire barrier. His car would collide with […]

  • Carlos Pardo Wins NASCAR Race, Dies In Crash

    Carlos Pardo Wins NASCAR Race, Dies In Crash

    Total Pro Sports – In one of the most tragic and unusual finishes in auto racing ever, NASCAR Mexico driver Carlos Pardo was involved in a terrible accident with only a few laps remaining, leaving his car in hundreds of pieces, ending the race, earning himself the victory, and eventually taking his life. The race […]

  • Brian Vickers Makes Pit Stop In Times Square

    Brian Vickers Makes Pit Stop In Times Square

    Total Pro Sports – Known for its extremely busy streets, Time Square is hardly the place to be making making a pit stop.  Even those asleep at the wheel for a second are forced to bear the brunt of several horns.  What type of response would a full 20 second stop receive?  How about a […]

  • NASCAR Fans Charged With Riding Their Horse Under The Influence

    NASCAR Fans Charged With Riding Their Horse Under The Influence

    Total Pro Sports -  Just because you don’t need a license to ride a horse, it doesn’t mean that you can do it drunk.  Two NASCAR fans in Tunnel Hill, Georgia found that out the hard way.  I wonder what is more dangerous?  Driving a car drunk, or a horse? After drinking and watching the […]

  • F-1 Team USF1 Interested in Danica Patrick?

    F-1 Team USF1 Interested in Danica Patrick?

    Total Pro Sports – Mario Andretti’s new found US based F1 “USF1″ team is looking for 2 American drivers for the upcoming 2010 season. Mario Andretti the grandfather of Marco Andretti thinks his grandson is a great fit for the team.  But Ken Anderson and Peter Windsor the majority shareholders behind the team they call USF1 […]