Reports are indicating that the 22-year-old former Miss Missouri, and current Dallas TV sports reporter is Romo’s new female mate.  If this is true, she has put herself on a list which includes, along with Johnson, Simpson and Smith, Carrie Underwood and Sophia Bush.

So how long will this one last?  I’d give it until about week 6 of the regular season.  And in case you were wondering, we don’t expect this to hurt Romo’s fantasy value in the upcoming year.  There doesn’t seem to be a jinx connected with Crawford like there was with Simpson, but we will have to reevaluate this assumption after week one.

Hat Tip – [The Big Lead]

So what is with Jessica and all that fried chicken?  Wait a minute!  That’s not Jessica Simpson.  That’s Jessica Simplton!  And Tony Romo seems to have been replaced by Tony Homo!  What is going on here?

Most are familiar with the TMZ television show, which has brought us great clips such as Shaq’s challange to Beckham, and LeBron James getting dunked on.  Now we would like to introduce you to TMSleaze, the x-rated parody of the popular celebrity gossip show.

In this episode, TMSleaze looked into the relationship between Simpson and Romo, and found that there was some extra-curricular activities going on in the Cowboys’ locker room which involved fried chicken, greasy cock and balls, and the great Ron Jeremy.

Guess the chicken just didn’t provide a big enough bone for Jessica.  Maybe that is why Romo was never really on his game when she was around.

Hat Tip Video – [Sports Crackle Pop]

Us Weekly is reporting that sources indicate Romo and Smith were having an “emotional affair” months before the Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback broke up with Jessica.  They had been exchanging flirty text messages with each other and Romo even brought his secret lover backstage at one of Jessica’s concerts.

“Jessica Simpson exuberantly announced Tony Romo — ‘the man who loves me!’ — was at her Feb. 6 concert.”

“Backstage that night, Romo would introduce her to Natalie Smith, a younger, skinnier look-alike of the singer, who, multiple sources tell Us Weekly, he had been sending ‘flirty texts’ to for months while still dating Simpson. (Smith is the daughter of the associate athletic director at Romo’s alma mater, Eastern Illinois University.)”

“‘We hung out for, like 10 to 15 minutes, backstage,’ Smith tells Us Weekly (on stands today). ‘She was cool and nice.’” [US Weekly]

So now there is only one question left for us to ask.  If Romo was cheating on Jessica with Natalie, then after he broke up with Jessica and got rather close with Michelle Johnson, doesn’t that mean he cheated on his new blond bombshell as well?  Maybe it is still true.  The man really does work quickly.

Hat Tip – [Sports Crackle Pop]

Her name is Natalie Smith and all we can tell you about her is that she is hot, blonde, from Chicago, and really hot!  She may not get him back on the betting list for “next celebrity scandal”, but did i forget to mention that SHE IS REALLY HOT!

This off season move by the Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback puts him right back in contention for hottest football WAG, with Natalie’s main competition being Hanks Baskett‘s wife Kendra Wilkinson, and Reggie Bush‘s Kim Kardashian.  How things will develop over the course of the 2009 season is still in question.  At least the Cowboys’ fans will still have someone to blame their losses on.

Here are some pics of Natalie.

She's the one on the left.

Natalie Smith

Hat Tip – [The Dirty]