Tag Archives: NBA

  • Slam Dunk Contestant Runs Over Hot Chick (Video)

    Slam Dunk Contestant Runs Over Hot Chick (Video)

    A message to all those non-USA slam dunk contestants: you are probably doing it wrong. At least this guy was. Big time. Worst. Charge. Ever. This is all kinds of fail. How dare this guy wear the number 23! I’ve just received the translation of what he is saying and it goes like this: “Hello […]

  • LeBron Blocks D-12, Takes The Ball 94-Feet For The Score

    LeBron Blocks D-12, Takes The Ball 94-Feet For The Score

    There is no arguing the fact that LeBron James is the most entertaining player in the NBA right now.  His ability to drive the lane and rock the rim, make incredible passes, hit circus-like shots, and even play some defense makes him the ultimate all-around player.  Yesterday, his magnificence was once again on display. Up […]

  • Shaq Turned Down By Shakira (Video)

    Shaq Turned Down By Shakira (Video)

    Judging by their names, you would think Shaq and Shakira would make a perfect couple. The Cleveland Cavaliers center thought the same. Unfortunately, Shakira did not. The whole scenario took place on NBA All-Star Weekend, which also happened to fall on the same weekend as Valentine’s Day.  Shaq thought he’d take advantage of such perfect […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 2/17/10 – Dwight Howard

    The Stat Line of the Night – 2/17/10 – Dwight Howard

    Total Pro Sports- Everybody wants to talk about LeBron and a possible matchup with Kobe in the NBA Finals. But maybe they should slow their roll. Superman put on his cape again last night, and last I checked he was the one going up against Kobe in the finals last year. It’s as simple as […]

  • Mascot Eats Cheerleader (Trust Me, Just Watch)

    Mascot Eats Cheerleader (Trust Me, Just Watch)

    Life as a mascot for a professional sports team can be quite nice at times.  After all, who wouldn’t want to spend several hours a day practicing with the cheerleaders.  And if you are good enough, you may even get to throw a dry-hump, or two, in there as well. As for the Toronto Raptors […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 2/16/10 – Derrick Rose

    The Stat Line of the Night – 2/16/10 – Derrick Rose

    In his first All-Star game Derrick Rose was quietly impressive, but chose to defer to his senior teammates for the most part.  Now that he’s back with the Bulls battling for playoff position, he isn’t being as timid.  Last night the Bulls took on the Knicks in Chicago and Rose showed exactly what it was […]

  • Cavs Zydrunas Ilgauskas is a MVPuppet with Lebron (Video)

    Cavs Zydrunas Ilgauskas is a MVPuppet with Lebron (Video)

    You have Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, and Dwight Howard as the existing muppets in Nike’s muppet series of commercials.  Who’s the likeliest candidate to bring in to the mix next? Zydrunas Ilgauskas? Probably the least likeliest, but he’s indeed been entered into the cast of the Nike MVPuppets.  In this clip, Lebron appears to be […]

  • This Day In Sports History (February 8th) – Spud Webb

    This Day In Sports History (February 8th) – Spud Webb

    Today marks the premiere edition of what will be a new daily post on Total Pro Sports.  “On This Day In Sports History” will provide our readers with some interesting information regarding some of the events that have occurred on said day in sports.  Let us begin as we step into our time machines and […]

  • Charles Barkley In “Taco Bell Rocks” Commercial

    Charles Barkley In “Taco Bell Rocks” Commercial

    With the Super Bowl one day behind us, many are still talking about the impressive performance put on by Drew Brees and his New Orleans Saints, but many more will be talking about the commercials that flooded our televisions throughout the entire evening. We expect Charles Barkley‘s Dr. Seuss-like rendition of “Taco Bell Rocks” to […]

  • LeBron James and Dwight Howard McDonald’s Commercial

    LeBron James and Dwight Howard McDonald’s Commercial

    Back in the day, Larry Bird and Michael Jordan went head to head for a Big Mac and fries. The acts of chomping down on Micky D’s and playing sports are polar opposites, but who cares — the commercial was “nothin’ but net.” We never even find out who won because neither Air Jordan or […]

  • LeBron James Teases Us With A Crazy Practice Dunk (Video)

    LeBron James Teases Us With A Crazy Practice Dunk (Video)

    It has become apparent by now that LeBron James will not be taking part in the upcoming NBA Slam Dunk Competition on All-Star Weekend in Dallas, Texas.  This news comes in light of the fact that James did tell us all last year on national television that he would take part in this year’s event.  […]

  • Raptors Show Fans Appreciation With Vanilla Ice Halftime Show

    Raptors Show Fans Appreciation With Vanilla Ice Halftime Show

    I guess nothing says “We appreciate you” quite like a Vanilla Ice halftime show.  At least that had to be the train of thought behind the Raptors organization’s decision to wheel out the popular early 90s white rapper during last night’s game at the Air Canada Center. Yes, that was their gift to the fans […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 2/3/10 – Monta Ellis

    The Stat Line of the Night – 2/3/10 – Monta Ellis

    Total Pro Sports- The Golden State Warriors aren’t going to the playoffs. At 13-35 Warriors fans don’t have all that much to cheer about. Their best hope right now is that they are the last team standing during the NBA draft lottery, and they get to select Kentucky’s John Wall. But they definitely got a […]

  • Hedo Turkoglu Thinks it’s Just The Ball (Video)

    Hedo Turkoglu Thinks it’s Just The Ball (Video)

    When Toronto signed Hedo Turkoglu over the summer they were expecting big things.  He was coming off two of his best seasons in the league (roughly 18 points per game) and coming to a Raptors team that needed someone to complement Chris Bosh.  At the very least, Turkoglu was supposed to put up similar numbers […]

  • Greg Oden Is Sorry You Had To See His Elephant Trunk

    Greg Oden Is Sorry You Had To See His Elephant Trunk

    In case you have missed it, Portland Trail Blazers’ center Greg Oden has been making some noise in the media over the past couple of days, and he hasn’t even played a game since December 5, 2009. That is hardly ever a good thing, It surely is not in Oden’s case. It began when the […]