Tag Archives: NBA

  • Dwight Howard Wants To “F*ck Somebody Up”

    Dwight Howard Wants To “F*ck Somebody Up”

    The second half has just begun, your team is down by four points, and you already have three personal fouls.  Frustration continues to mount as you see you inch closer to your first loss of the season.  Yes, it is enough to make you want to “F*ck somebody up.” Seemingly taking a page from the […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 11/03/09 – Dirk Nowitzki

    The Stat Line of the Night – 11/03/09 – Dirk Nowitzki

    Looking to avoid dropping to .500 on the season, the Dallas Mavericks needed a big fourth quarter performance if they were going to come back from a 67-52 deficit against the Utah Jazz.  Playing in front of their home fans, they did not disappoint, erasing their opponent’s 15-point lead and eventually giving themselves the 96-85 […]

  • Manu Ginobili Not A Fan Of Halloween, Kills A Bat With his Bare Hand

    Manu Ginobili Not A Fan Of Halloween, Kills A Bat With his Bare Hand

    It was a case of perfect timing.  October 31st at the AT&T Center was the day, and the special visitor was none other than a bat. Unfortunately for the blind black bird, Spurs guard Manu Ginobili is not a fan of timely arrivals, unexpected guests, or Halloween in general. Late in the first quarter with […]

  • Shaq To Join The Cleveland Police Force

    Shaq To Join The Cleveland Police Force

    Shaquille O’Neal, also known as “The Big Shaqckle“, loves the limelight.  He also loves dunking the ball, alienating teammates to the point of forcing a trade, challenging Michael Phelps in a swimming race, and Twitter.  But there is one thing Shaq also seems to like as much as those other things: Being a cop. It […]

  • Carmelo Anthony Puts Exclamation Point Dunk On Paul Millsap

    Carmelo Anthony Puts Exclamation Point Dunk On Paul Millsap

    Total Pro Sports- The NBA season has begun and Carmelo Anthony and the Denver Nuggets are out to prove all the naysayers wrong.  They did so last night with a resounding win over a good Utah Jazz team.  A huge 31-11 2nd half run put them ahead for good, but Melo’s sweet steal and slam […]

  • 20 Gruesome Sports Injuries (Pics)

    20 Gruesome Sports Injuries (Pics)

    We have previously given you some of the most gruesome sports injuries, from Oupa Ngubule horrific broken leg to an MMA fighter snapping his leg in half during a fight. Here are 20 more that should spook you during this frightening time of year

  • Did Kobe Bryant Leave Phil Jackson Hanging?

    Did Kobe Bryant Leave Phil Jackson Hanging?

    Total Pro Sports – The Zen Master apparently is also the Cover-Up master. At least that is what it looked like prior to Friday night’s exhibition game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Denver Nuggets.  After all, have you ever seen someone scratch their face with a fist?  Nice try Phil, but we caught […]

  • LeBron James Wants To Posterize George W. Bush (Video)

    LeBron James Wants To Posterize George W. Bush (Video)

    Total Pro Sports- LeBron James was recently interviewed by Maxim, and among other questions he was asked who he would most like to dunk on. Assuming most of us could dunk, we would probably have said the same thing: George W. Bush. Not only would James like to dunk on the former President of the […]

  • Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Forgets His Line On Jeopardy

    Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Forgets His Line On Jeopardy

    Total Pro Sports – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar had a moment on Jeopardy that could have come right out of Saturday Night Live’s “Celebrity Jeopardy” sketch.  If you don’t remember the sketch, basically it was a bunch of celebrities playing Jeopardy and they were all complete morons. This doesn’t rise to the level of idiocy we saw […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 10/14/09 – Blake Griffin

    The Stat Line of the Night – 10/14/09 – Blake Griffin

    Total Pro Sports – It may be a preseason game, but it’s always good to see a rookie take over and dominate. That happened last night as #1 overall pick Blake Griffin took it to Tim Duncan and the Spurs. Griffin was solid across the board, filling up the stat sheet. He hit 10 of […]

  • Dwight Schrute And Gilbert Arenas In New TNT Commercial

    Dwight Schrute And Gilbert Arenas In New TNT Commercial

    Total Pro Sports – Rainn Wilson, better known as Dwight Schrute from the hit series The Office, has been teaming up with NBA stars to produce a series of new commercials for TNT.  This one features Wilson as a mulleted cab driver taking Gilbert Arenas somewhere.  As NBA commercials go, these have been significantly funnier […]

  • Oklahoma City Thunder: The Dark Horse of the Year

    Oklahoma City Thunder: The Dark Horse of the Year

    Total Pro Sports – Russell Westbrook, James Harden, Kevin Durant, Jeff Green, Nenad Kristic. If you are not a huge fan of the NBA, the only name that you may have possibly heard of is Kevin Durant. Yet this team has great potential this year; possibly could have playoff potential. Those 5 players make up […]