Tag Archives: New England Patriots

  • Rob Gronkowski Spent His Bye Week With Porn Star Bibi Jones

    Rob Gronkowski Spent His Bye Week With Porn Star Bibi Jones

    If you have only nine receptions for 136 yards and zero touchdowns after six weeks, like Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, you should probably be spending your bye week with your face buried in the team’s offensive playbook.  But if you have 21 receptions for 401 yards and five touchdowns through the first six games […]

  • Stat Line Of The Night — 9/25/11 — Wes Welker

    Stat Line Of The Night — 9/25/11 — Wes Welker

    You can point the finger at Tom Brady for throwing four interceptions.  You can point the finger at the defense for allowing 448 yards and 34 points against.  You can point a finger at Chad Ochocinco for allowing a perfect touchdown pass from Brady to fall right through his hands.  But one member of the […]

  • Watch Bill Belichick Curse At Derrick Mason (Video)

    Watch Bill Belichick Curse At Derrick Mason (Video)

    Last night the NFL Network aired an interesting documentary titled “A Football Life,” which took a closer look at the life of New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick.  In order to make the documentary, Belichick had to be mic’d up for the entire 2009 NFL season, which included a game against the Baltimore Ravens on […]

  • Tom Brady Wants Pats Fans To Get ‘Lubed Up’ (Video)

    Tom Brady Wants Pats Fans To Get ‘Lubed Up’ (Video)

    After he threw for 517 yards and four touchdowns during New England’s season opener against the Miami Dolphins, it may be fair to say that Pats fans these days will do just about anything Tom Brady tells them to do.  If Brady were to tell them to go out and buy a pair of Uggs, […]

  • Ron Jaworski Can’t Keep His “Sh*t” To Himself (Video)

    Ron Jaworski Can’t Keep His “Sh*t” To Himself (Video)

    Tom Brady’s incredible performance during last night’s game had many people cursing uncontrollably.  Among those spitting out the expletives were the Miami Dolphins defenders, fantasy football owners facing off against the Patriots quarterback, and ESPN Monday Night Football commentator Ron “Jaws” Jaworski. Actually, Jaworski’s slip of the tongue came while he was discussing Chad Henne’s […]

  • Stat Line Of The Night — 9/12/11 — Tom Brady

    Stat Line Of The Night — 9/12/11 — Tom Brady

    As good as Aaron Rodgers looked during Thursday’s season opener, he still only looks like the second best quarterback in the NFL following the performance we were treated to from Tom Brady during the Patriots’ Monday night romp over the Miami Dolphins.  But rather than simply provide you with Brady’s numbers from last night and […]

  • Chad Ochocinco’s Headboard Is A Giant Aquarium (Pics)

    Chad Ochocinco’s Headboard Is A Giant Aquarium (Pics)

    If Chad Ochocinco does end up finding someone to live with in the Boston area, I doubt they will be able to offer the newly acquired Patriots receiver with the same amenities that occupy his Florida mansion; namely the giant aquarium headboard found at the top end of his bed. Now that he is playing […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Is Looking For A Roomate

    Chad Ochocinco Is Looking For A Roomate

    Do you live in the Boston area?  Do you have your own place?  Does it have an internet connection and an Xbox?  If you answered “yes” to the previous three questions, I have just one more question for you: Would you be interested in living with Chad Ochocinco for a few weeks? The newly acquired […]

  • A Possible Preview Of The Cheerleaders At Super Bowl XLVI (Gallery)

    A Possible Preview Of The Cheerleaders At Super Bowl XLVI (Gallery)

    If Championships are won in the off-season, the New England Patriots and the Philadelphia Eagles should probably start booking their flights and making hotel reservations for Indianapolis, home of this season’s Super Bowl. The Pats have made headlines over the past two weeks by trading for Pro Bowl talents Albert Haynesworth and Chad Ochocinco, while […]

  • Breaking!  Bill Belichick Doesn’t Use Twitter, MyFace or Yearbook (Video)

    Breaking! Bill Belichick Doesn’t Use Twitter, MyFace or Yearbook (Video)

    New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has already sat down and had a talk with newly acquired wide receiver Chad Ochocinco about their expectations of him for the upcoming season.   Perhaps the two of them should sit down and have another discussion so that the former Bengal can enlighten Belichick on the finer points […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Can This Work?

    Picture Of The Day: Can This Work?

    When the Cincinnati Bengals traded Chad Ochocinco to the New England Patriots on Thursday, the first question that came to most people’s mind was, “Can this work?” I would like to go on record as saying “Yes it can!”  Sure, two of Chad’s last three seasons in Cincinnati have been far from impressive, but in […]

  • 5 Teams That Were More Hated Than the Miami Heat

    5 Teams That Were More Hated Than the Miami Heat

    To say we saw a backlash against the Miami Heat this year would be an understatement. Sentiment went from “excited” during the summer as they assembled the most daunting team in the league to “apathy,” to “hate.” People liked the Miami juggernaut, but mostly so they had a clear enemy to root against with LeBron’s […]

  • Watch Doug Flutie’s Daughter Alexa Ride A Mechanical Bull (Video)

    Watch Doug Flutie’s Daughter Alexa Ride A Mechanical Bull (Video)

    We are not quite sure if Alexa Flutie inherited any of her father’s athletic genes, but if there are any sexy genes swimming around in Doug Flutie’s DNA, she definitely inherited those. For those hoping to get a better look at Alexa, they can now do so by watching the New England Patriots play every […]