Tag Archives: New England Patriots

  • Dan Connolly Is The Fastest Offensive Lineman Ever! (Video)

    Dan Connolly Is The Fastest Offensive Lineman Ever! (Video)

    Trailing the Green Bay Packers by a score of 17-7 with time winding down in the first half, the New England Patriots were looking for something to spark their team and they found it in the form of a 315-pound lightning bolt by the name of Dan Connolly. Looking to prevent the Pats from getting […]

  • Donald Trump’s Toupee Is About To Fly Away! (Video)

    Donald Trump’s Toupee Is About To Fly Away! (Video)

    The wind at Gillette Stadium wasn’t strong enough to slow down Tom Brady and the New England Patriots last night during their 45-3 dismantling of the New York Jets, but it was almost enough to blow the rug off Donald Trump’s head.  Trump was seated in the owner’s box with Pats’ CEO Robert Kraft, and […]

  • 9 Most Hateable Teams in Pro Sports

    9 Most Hateable Teams in Pro Sports

    It’s fun to hate sports teams. We LOVE to hate sports teams. If there weren’t hateable teams out there, every game would be the equivalent of the Seattle Mariners versus the Sacramento Kings. No one would care. Sports consist of compelling stories, and every compelling story needs an antagonist. And no one is more antagonistic […]

  • Hello, Old Friend: 9 Sports Team Logos That Need to Be Brought Back

    Hello, Old Friend: 9 Sports Team Logos That Need to Be Brought Back

    This article is brought to you by pure, unbridled nostalgia. In an era of product licensing and incessant branding, teams have been eager to keep tweaking their logos, not to find the perfect identity, but to ensure that die hard fans invest in the most current gear, even if it simply introduces some shading around […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 11/14/10 — Tom Brady

    The Stat Line of the Night — 11/14/10 — Tom Brady

    Some people were questioning the Patriots dominance after the shellacking they took from the perennial NFL bottom-feeder Cleveland Browns last week.  What happened to the dominant Patriots team many were picking to return to the Super Bowl this season?  Tom Brady had an answer for that question this week as the Patriots exorcised the demons […]

  • Picture Of The Day: He Must Have Lost A Bet

    Picture Of The Day: He Must Have Lost A Bet

    Actually, he did! This image was sent into Barstool Sports with an explanation (Thank God!).  Apparently, this Patriots fan lost a bet with a Giants fan in his dorm.  As a result, he has been walking around with a 5-inch shlong wearing a Giants helmet tattooed on his thigh for the past three years. I […]

  • Did The Browns Just Pull A Fumblerooski On The Pats? (Video)

    Did The Browns Just Pull A Fumblerooski On The Pats? (Video)

    This play still works?  Seriously? If that is the case, I wonder why more teams don’t use it.  After all, it was good enough to allow the Cleveland Browns to score against the New England Patriots during their 34-14 victory Sunday afternoon. So if this trick play was enough to help the 2-5 Browns pull […]

  • 9 Reasons Randy Moss Is a Total Douchebag

    9 Reasons Randy Moss Is a Total Douchebag

    Congratulations, Tennessee. You’ve got yourself a gently-worn, pre-owned Randy Moss on your hands. But you might want to check the trunk, cause this guy’s got some serious baggage. While he was able to shake the demons of his high school years and put on a game face, he wasn’t able to do it in a […]

  • Baby Favre In The Fetal Position (PIC)

    Baby Favre In The Fetal Position (PIC)

    I think I speak for most when I say that this image from yesterday’s game between the Vikings and the Patriots pretty much sums up Brett Favre’s latest return to the NFL.  The 40-year-old gunslinger could have packed it in after having one of the best seasons of his career in 2009.  Instead, he decided […]

  • This Out-Of-Control Dolphins’ Fan Should Be On A Leash (Video)

    This Out-Of-Control Dolphins’ Fan Should Be On A Leash (Video)

    Watching your team get their asses handed to them is never fun.  Just ask this Dolphins fan who was looking to take his aggression out on just about anything and everything that stood in his way. I guess that is what we should expect from someone who has just witnessed his quarterback throw three interceptions, […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 10/4/10 – Patrick Chung

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 10/4/10 – Patrick Chung

    In a game that featured the likes of Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Randy Moss, Ronnie Brown and Brandon Marshall, you would think at least one of them would emerge as a game-breaker, but that was far from the case last night in Miami.  Instead, it was a little know linebacker/special teams player by the name […]

  • Texans Can’t Spell Noise or Make Playoffs

    Texans Can’t Spell Noise or Make Playoffs

    The Texans were fighting for their playoff lives yesterday, winning a tough battle with the Patriots but falling short of a playoff berth due to circumstances out of their control (the Jets and Ravens won).  While the Texans were doing battle, their fans were doing their best to cheer them on.  While they may be […]

  • Degenerate Gambler Posts Ad on Craigslist to Cover Loss with Bookie

    Degenerate Gambler Posts Ad on Craigslist to Cover Loss with Bookie

    Be it buying squares in your office Super Bowl pool, entering a bracket for March Madness, or even betting on a few random NBA or NFL games, most people gamble on sports to some extent. Heck, even I have some DONKY friends who like to gamble sometimes.  The problem with gambling is the same problem […]