Tag Archives: New England Patriots

  • 9 Reasons Randy Moss Is a Total Douchebag

    9 Reasons Randy Moss Is a Total Douchebag

    Congratulations, Tennessee. You’ve got yourself a gently-worn, pre-owned Randy Moss on your hands. But you might want to check the trunk, cause this guy’s got some serious baggage. While he was able to shake the demons of his high school years and put on a game face, he wasn’t able to do it in a […]

  • Baby Favre In The Fetal Position (PIC)

    Baby Favre In The Fetal Position (PIC)

    I think I speak for most when I say that this image from yesterday’s game between the Vikings and the Patriots pretty much sums up Brett Favre’s latest return to the NFL.  The 40-year-old gunslinger could have packed it in after having one of the best seasons of his career in 2009.  Instead, he decided […]

  • This Out-Of-Control Dolphins’ Fan Should Be On A Leash (Video)

    This Out-Of-Control Dolphins’ Fan Should Be On A Leash (Video)

    Watching your team get their asses handed to them is never fun.  Just ask this Dolphins fan who was looking to take his aggression out on just about anything and everything that stood in his way. I guess that is what we should expect from someone who has just witnessed his quarterback throw three interceptions, […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 10/4/10 – Patrick Chung

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 10/4/10 – Patrick Chung

    In a game that featured the likes of Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Randy Moss, Ronnie Brown and Brandon Marshall, you would think at least one of them would emerge as a game-breaker, but that was far from the case last night in Miami.  Instead, it was a little know linebacker/special teams player by the name […]

  • Texans Can’t Spell Noise or Make Playoffs

    Texans Can’t Spell Noise or Make Playoffs

    The Texans were fighting for their playoff lives yesterday, winning a tough battle with the Patriots but falling short of a playoff berth due to circumstances out of their control (the Jets and Ravens won).  While the Texans were doing battle, their fans were doing their best to cheer them on.  While they may be […]

  • Degenerate Gambler Posts Ad on Craigslist to Cover Loss with Bookie

    Degenerate Gambler Posts Ad on Craigslist to Cover Loss with Bookie

    Be it buying squares in your office Super Bowl pool, entering a bracket for March Madness, or even betting on a few random NBA or NFL games, most people gamble on sports to some extent. Heck, even I have some DONKY friends who like to gamble sometimes.  The problem with gambling is the same problem […]

  • The Dangers Of Indoor Fireworks – Patriots vs. Colts

    The Dangers Of Indoor Fireworks – Patriots vs. Colts

    There were plenty of fireworks going off at Lucas Oil Stadium as the New England Patriots were in town to visit the undefeated Indianapolis Colts on Sunday Night.  While the 35-34 air show put on by Tom Brady and Peyton Manning may have been great for many fantasy owners (and bad for many others), it […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 10/18/09 – Tom Brady

    The Stat Line of the Night – 10/18/09 – Tom Brady

    Total Pro Sports – Many football fans and fantasy football owners alike have been trying to figure out the enigma that is Tom Brady‘s 2009 NFL season.  Question’s have continued to surface regarding whether he is still ailing from knee surgery, and when will he be back to his usual form, if ever.  Just leave […]

  • Rodney To Brady: Take Off Your Skirt

    Rodney To Brady: Take Off Your Skirt

    Total Pro Sports – One week after calling out Buffalo Bills receiver Terrell Owens, Rodney Harrison has set his sights on a new target, former teammate Tom Brady. Following the Patriots victory over the Baltimore Ravens, much of the talk was surrounding a roughing the passer call made by officials after Terrell Suggs went low […]

  • Jets Fans Use Pats Fans’ Car As Garbage Can

    Jets Fans Use Pats Fans’ Car As Garbage Can

    Total Pro Sports – Apparently there is a shortage of accessible garbage cans around the tailgating area at Giants Stadium, and you know those Jets fans and their anti-littering policies.  So when you can’t put your waste in the proper bin, why not use the next best thing…. The car of a Partiots fan. I […]

  • Pats Fans Are Just Not That Big On Losing

    Pats Fans Are Just Not That Big On Losing

    Total Pro Sports – After three Super Bowls and a perfect regular season throughout the past eight years, it is not hard to believe that the New England Patriots and their fans have almost entirely forgot what it feels like to lose, especially when Tom Brady is under center. This one die-hard fan was reminded […]

  • Front Lawn Of Bills’ Leodis McKelvin Vandalized

    Front Lawn Of Bills’ Leodis McKelvin Vandalized

    Total Pro Sports – You would think that Buffalo Bills fans would be used to seeing their team disappoint them.  After all, there was those four consecutive unsuccessful trips to the Super Bowl in the early ’90s, and just a few years ago there was that Monday Night debacle at the hands of the visiting […]

  • The Awkwardness Of A Tom Brady Post-Game Interview

    The Awkwardness Of A Tom Brady Post-Game Interview

    Total Pro Sports -The final five minutes of the game went as smoothly as it possibly could for the always impressive Tom Brady last night.  As for his post-game interview with Suzy Kolber, that was anything but smooth. Following his outstanding performance which helped lead the New England Patriots to a 25-24 victory over the […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 09/14/09 – Tom Brady

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 09/14/09 – Tom Brady

    Total Pro Sports – For those of you who had faith in the return of Tom Brady and used an early pick on him in your 2009 fantasy football drafts, you may have been worried following his first half performance last night against the Buffalo Bills.  That doubt was soon erased by his marvelous second […]