Tag Archives: New England Patriots

  • Degenerate Gambler Posts Ad on Craigslist to Cover Loss with Bookie

    Degenerate Gambler Posts Ad on Craigslist to Cover Loss with Bookie

    Be it buying squares in your office Super Bowl pool, entering a bracket for March Madness, or even betting on a few random NBA or NFL games, most people gamble on sports to some extent. Heck, even I have some DONKY friends who like to gamble sometimes.  The problem with gambling is the same problem […]

  • The Dangers Of Indoor Fireworks – Patriots vs. Colts

    The Dangers Of Indoor Fireworks – Patriots vs. Colts

    There were plenty of fireworks going off at Lucas Oil Stadium as the New England Patriots were in town to visit the undefeated Indianapolis Colts on Sunday Night.  While the 35-34 air show put on by Tom Brady and Peyton Manning may have been great for many fantasy owners (and bad for many others), it […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 10/18/09 – Tom Brady

    The Stat Line of the Night – 10/18/09 – Tom Brady

    Total Pro Sports – Many football fans and fantasy football owners alike have been trying to figure out the enigma that is Tom Brady‘s 2009 NFL season.  Question’s have continued to surface regarding whether he is still ailing from knee surgery, and when will he be back to his usual form, if ever.  Just leave […]

  • Rodney To Brady: Take Off Your Skirt

    Rodney To Brady: Take Off Your Skirt

    Total Pro Sports – One week after calling out Buffalo Bills receiver Terrell Owens, Rodney Harrison has set his sights on a new target, former teammate Tom Brady. Following the Patriots victory over the Baltimore Ravens, much of the talk was surrounding a roughing the passer call made by officials after Terrell Suggs went low […]

  • Jets Fans Use Pats Fans’ Car As Garbage Can

    Jets Fans Use Pats Fans’ Car As Garbage Can

    Total Pro Sports – Apparently there is a shortage of accessible garbage cans around the tailgating area at Giants Stadium, and you know those Jets fans and their anti-littering policies.  So when you can’t put your waste in the proper bin, why not use the next best thing…. The car of a Partiots fan. I […]

  • Pats Fans Are Just Not That Big On Losing

    Pats Fans Are Just Not That Big On Losing

    Total Pro Sports – After three Super Bowls and a perfect regular season throughout the past eight years, it is not hard to believe that the New England Patriots and their fans have almost entirely forgot what it feels like to lose, especially when Tom Brady is under center. This one die-hard fan was reminded […]

  • Front Lawn Of Bills’ Leodis McKelvin Vandalized

    Front Lawn Of Bills’ Leodis McKelvin Vandalized

    Total Pro Sports – You would think that Buffalo Bills fans would be used to seeing their team disappoint them.  After all, there was those four consecutive unsuccessful trips to the Super Bowl in the early ’90s, and just a few years ago there was that Monday Night debacle at the hands of the visiting […]

  • The Awkwardness Of A Tom Brady Post-Game Interview

    The Awkwardness Of A Tom Brady Post-Game Interview

    Total Pro Sports -The final five minutes of the game went as smoothly as it possibly could for the always impressive Tom Brady last night.  As for his post-game interview with Suzy Kolber, that was anything but smooth. Following his outstanding performance which helped lead the New England Patriots to a 25-24 victory over the […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 09/14/09 – Tom Brady

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 09/14/09 – Tom Brady

    Total Pro Sports – For those of you who had faith in the return of Tom Brady and used an early pick on him in your 2009 fantasy football drafts, you may have been worried following his first half performance last night against the Buffalo Bills.  That doubt was soon erased by his marvelous second […]

  • 2009 NFL Preview: AFC East

    2009 NFL Preview: AFC East

    Lets take a look at this years 2009 AFC East Preview and Prediciton. New England Patriots Offseason: Obviously the big ‘addition’ from 2008 is Tom Brady who New England expects to return to fitness and return to touchdowns in 2009. New England’s secondary was surprisingly poor in 2008 so picking up Leigh Bodden and Shawn […]

  • Is That A Penis Lighting The Foxborough Sky?

    Is That A Penis Lighting The Foxborough Sky?

    Total Pro Sports -Spygate may be over for the Patriots, but it looks like Penis-gate is about to begin. While there was a game going on inside Gillette Stadium between the Patriots and Bengals, which provided some interesting moments, there also seemed to be something rather unusual going on outside.  A penis appears to have […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Factors In Bengals’ Kicking Game Against Pats

    Chad Ochocinco Factors In Bengals’ Kicking Game Against Pats

    Total Pro Sports – With many fantasy football leagues approaching draft day owners will be interested to hear that Chad Ochocinco‘s stock has just risen.  It may even be enough to put him on our next edition of Analyzing The Studs. Last night during the Bengals preseason game against the New England Patriots, Ochocinco was […]

  • Fantasy Football: Analyzing The Studs

    Fantasy Football: Analyzing The Studs

    Total Pro Sports – Although a big part of fantasy football is getting the right guys in the later rounds, you still want to make sure that your top picks are producing.  A couple of bad moves in round one and two can mean the end of your fantasy football season before it even starts. […]

  • Drew Brees’ Accuracy Will Really Amaze You!

    Drew Brees’ Accuracy Will Really Amaze You!

    Total Pro Sports – Just last night I was drafting a fantasy football team and with the 7th pick decided to go after Tom Brady over Drew Brees.  Sure Drew is being ranked higher by most fantasy experts, but I can’t resist going with the man who had one of the greatest fantasy football seasons […]

  • An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    Total Pro Sports – If I had to guess, I’d say this piece was made by a New Yorker.  No one is enjoying the recent news of Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz‘s positive drug tests from 2003 more than they are. The rivalry between Boston and New York is an intense one.  New York held […]