Tag Archives: New York Knicks

  • Andrea Bargnani’s Attempted Posterization Was an Epic Fail (GIF)

    Andrea Bargnani’s Attempted Posterization Was an Epic Fail (GIF)

    When Andrea Bargnani took off from just inside the free-throw line during last night’s game at MSG, he probably thought he was on the verge of posterizing two helpless Detroit Pistons players while winning back the respect of basketball fans everywhere in the process. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out quite like Bargnani had hoped.  Check […]

  • This GIF Sums Up the Knicks’ Loss to the Nets

    This GIF Sums Up the Knicks’ Loss to the Nets

    It’s a new week, which means we’re due to bring you yet another edition of “Why the Knicks Suck.” For this edition, we take you to yesterday’s matinee game against the Brooklyn Nets at MSG, where some poor defense from Andrea Bargnani and company resulted in Nets three-pointer and a typical look of disappointment on […]

  • Larry David is Not Entertained by the Knicks (GIF)

    Larry David is Not Entertained by the Knicks (GIF)

    A two-point game in overtime, 29 points from Carmelo Anthony, and the prospects of a five-game winning streak may all sound entertaining to most Knicks fans, but not to Larry David, who didn’t seem to be even slightly interested as he yawned his way through last night’s contest between the Knickerbockers and the Phoenix Suns. […]

  • Stat Line of the Night — 1/13/2014 — Carmelo Anthony

    Stat Line of the Night — 1/13/2014 — Carmelo Anthony

    After a terrible start to the 2013-14 NBA season, the New York Knicks may have finally found their game.  They entered last night’s contest against the Phoenix Suns having won four in a row, and they extended that streak to five thanks to the play of Carmelo Anthony. Much like he’s done throughout the course […]

  • J.R. Smith Tries to Untie Another Opposing Player’s Shoe (Video)

    J.R. Smith Tries to Untie Another Opposing Player’s Shoe (Video)

    It’s only been a few days since the New York Knicks’ J.R. Smith tried out the unorthodox stratagem of untying opponent Shawn Marion‘s shoes during the Knicks’ game against the Dallas Mavericks.  It was weird and he reportedly got a stern talking-to from head coach Mike Woodson, but that talk failed to keep him from […]

  • Watch J.R. Smith Untie Shawn Marion’s Shoelace (Video)

    Watch J.R. Smith Untie Shawn Marion’s Shoelace (Video)

    Apparently New York Knicks sh*tdistruber J.R. Smith is tired of Andrea Bargnani getting all the attention these days with his terrible basketball playing. So last night against the Maverick in Dallas, he upped his game a bit. Of course, by “upped his game a bit,” I do not actually mean J.R. Smith tried harder to […]

  • Let’s All Watch Andrea Bargnani Be Terrible…Again (GIF)

    Let’s All Watch Andrea Bargnani Be Terrible…Again (GIF)

    A few weeks ago I wrote a few posts about the New York Knicks and how they are really, really bad. The second of those posts focused on Andrea Bargnani, and at the end I suggested we should start an ongoing series of posts called “Why the Knicks Suck.” Well, guess who stars in this […]

  • Pistons-Knicks Game Becomes Site of Incredible Dance Battle (Video)

    Pistons-Knicks Game Becomes Site of Incredible Dance Battle (Video)

    Hardened veterans of the dance wars know that dance battles can break out any time, anywhere, between anyone. And yet the “Dance Cam” at basketball games is normally a peaceful place for civilian dancers to goof off in front of the camera. But that was not the case at a recent NBA game between the […]