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  • Good News, You Are Now Safe To Urinate During “God Bless America”

    Good News, You Are Now Safe To Urinate During “God Bless America”

    Total Pro Sports – Any doctor will tell you that you should not hold it in.  It just isn’t good for you bladder.  Well the New York Yankees would have had you thinking otherwise until recently.  Thankfully, things have changed over the course of time and you are now free to head to the washrooms […]

  • Jeter vs. A-Rod, Round ???:  We’ll Give This One To Jeter

    Jeter vs. A-Rod, Round ???: We’ll Give This One To Jeter

    Total Pro Sports – The feud between Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez, whether it still exists or not, is seemingly one that A-Rod just can’t win.  You don’t see Jeter getting caught using steroids or taking part in nightclub threesomes, and the ladies have taken note.  Well at least the very young ones have. During […]

  • Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game

    Jeff Bennett Shows Stupidity, Guts, All In One Game

    Total Pro Sports – Baseball pitchers are no strangers to blowups.  Just ask Carlos Zambrano, or K-Rod.  Now you can add Jeff Bennett to that list, but the only difference is that rather than taking a bat to the Gatorade cooler, or targeting the face of the opposition, Bennett preferred to take his aggression out […]

  • A-Rod Must Now Settle For Days Off Rather Than Roids

    A-Rod Must Now Settle For Days Off Rather Than Roids

    Total Pro Sports – If only this were about five or six years ago.  Alex Rodriguez coming off hip surgery is feeling fatigued.  It is difficult to come back and play every game after undergoing such a procedure, but you are always one ass injection away from a power surge.  Too bad PEDs and Roids […]

  • Yankees vs. Marlins Fan Fights Make Kids Cry

    Yankees vs. Marlins Fan Fights Make Kids Cry

    Total Pro Sports – We have seen the fan fights before.  At AT&T Park, Citizens Bank Field, Yankee Stadium, and now LandShark Stadium.  May seem like the same old fan fight (which I still think never gets old) but this one had an added dimension to it. Fans of the opposing teams squared off yesterday […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/17/09 – Scott Richmond

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/17/09 – Scott Richmond

    Total Pro Sports – The Jays took a while to pick up their first interleague win of the season, but they wouldn’t make it a long wait for their second.  Following an 8-3 extra innings victory over the Philadelphia Phillies on Tuesday, Scott Richmond took the mound in an attempt to help his team string […]

  • K-Rod And Bruney Stir Things Up In Subway Series Finale

    K-Rod And Bruney Stir Things Up In Subway Series Finale

    Total Pro Sports – If Yankees reliever Brian Bruney thought K-Rod’s celebrations were a little overdone, then just imagine what he thinks of the Mets reliever’s reaction to such comments. The two combatants had to be separated by teammates during batting practice yesterday prior to the final game between the Yankees and the Mets at […]

  • Joba Chamberlain Makes An Amazing Diving Catch Against The Indians

    Joba Chamberlain Makes An Amazing Diving Catch Against The Indians

    Total Pro Sports – Joba Chamberlain was determined not to let his past miseries at Progressive Field repeat themselves last night.  He was on the mound to start for the Yankees last night and those Lake Erie insects were back to feast on his sweet sweat.  Only problem was Joba didn’t let it get to […]

  • MLB Scratch-N-Sniff Hats Smell Like Waste To Me!

    MLB Scratch-N-Sniff Hats Smell Like Waste To Me!

    Total Pro Sports – Take a trip to the local hat store and you are bound to find a classic New York Yankee hat in several different styles, shapes and colors.  Everyone’s niche was met, except for a blind man’s perhaps, but now New Era has that taken care of that too.  Introducing the scratch-n-sniff […]

  • Mark Teixeira Hits A Broken Bat Home Run Against The Phillies

    Mark Teixeira Hits A Broken Bat Home Run Against The Phillies

    Total Pro Sports – Broken bat hits can often be good for a bloop single.  Sometimes they even get the fielders confused, creating just enough time for the batter to squeak out an infield hit.  But a broken bat home run?  That’s just unheard of, unless of course your name is Mark Teixiera, and you […]

  • ARod Makes Trade, Madonna For Kate Hudson.

    ARod Makes Trade, Madonna For Kate Hudson.

    Total Pro Sports – When its not steroids, its women making front page news of the Alex Rodriguez headlines.  After sitting out the first month of the season recovering from an injury, ARod has been trying to bounce back and put the off-season steroid talk behind him.  What better way to deflect some attention than […]

  • Blue Jays Fans Are Also Umpires

    Blue Jays Fans Are Also Umpires

    Total Pro Sports – The Toronto Blue Jays have been having a great season thus far, and we think we know why.  Not only has their hitting and pitching been strong, but they also appear to be getting the calls from the ump behind home plate.

  • Interested In Buying Yankee Dirt?

    Interested In Buying Yankee Dirt?

    Total Pro Sports – In another crazy sports sale, the dirt from Yankee stadium is being sold for $80.  That is $80 for a small coin shaped capsule of dirt from the last game at Yankee Stadium.  That might not seem to far fetched, but how about hearing that after learning that the dirt can […]

  • Call The Doc, A-Rod Needs A Shot

    Call The Doc, A-Rod Needs A Shot

    Total Pro Sports – On Tuesday night the New York Yankees traveled to Toronto to take on the first place Blue Jays. This is not an error.  These Jays are for real and leading the American League East with a 23-12 record. Tonight’s game was dubbed the battle of former teammates, with the Yankees A.J. Burnett up […]

  • ARod Homers In Return

    ARod Homers In Return

    Total Pro Sports – Talk about drama. Alex Rodriguez provided just that with a home run shot in his first at bat back from a wild summer that saw him come under heat for steroid use and have surgery on his hip.  Unfortunately, after that there wasn’t much else to talk about.