Tag Archives: NFL
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The 11 Best (and 6 Worst) Super Bowl XLV Commercials
Everybody loves the Super Bowl. Actually, a few people don’t, but they’re all terrorists and communists. After all, what’s not to like? It’s a great excuse to party with friends, get drunk, and eat junk food. And even if you could care less about the game itself, the commercials are usually pretty entertaining. Sure, they’re [...]
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Here Is Christina Aguilera’s Star-Spangled Banner Debacle (Complete National Anthem Video)
How many of you degenerate gamblers placed money on how Christina Aguilera would wear her hair while singing “The Star-Spangled Banner”? Or whether she would be wearing pants, a skirt or a dress? There was no debating the outcomes of those proposition bets as the pop-singing sensation came out in her black skirt and straight [...]
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The Stat Line Of The Night — 2/6/11 — Aaron Rodgers
After waiting in the wings as a back-up to Brett Favre, former first-round pick Aaron Rodgers finally had his opportunity to deliver a Super Bowl to the Green Bay Packers organization and their fans, and he would not disappoint. Rodgers has been the most dominant quarterback throughout the NFL playoffs and that didn’t change during [...]
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Picture Of The Day: Get This Guy To Charlie Sheen’s Super Bowl Party!
Got some extra coinage in your pockets? I know one many who could use it. With the Super Bowl set to kick off today, one can only hope that this guy was able to catch the bus and is now partying alongside Charlie Sheen and a handful of prostitutes, strippers and porn stars as they [...]
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9 Ridiculous Ways to Spice Up Your Super Bowl Party
Nothing’s worse than a bad Super Bowl party. Well, genocide and poverty are worse, but bad Super Bowl parties are pretty awful. It’s like having a bad New Year’s Eve: staying home and doing nothing is exponentially better than a bad night out. I’m not saying these suggestions are either good or bad. That will [...]
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15 Sexiest Super Bowl Commercials of All Time (Including 4 Banned Ads)
Normally, Super Bowl commercials are pretty anticlimactic. People anticipate staggering works of clever comedic genius, and they end up getting sassy cartoon penguins or something. But since everyone’s in a big group and kinda drunk, they laugh and enjoy the commercials nonetheless. But recently, in an effort to differentiate their ads from the others, a [...]
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Steelers Win! I Guess I Don’t Need To Watch The Super Bowl Anymore (Video)
I was all set to indulge in some great food and even greater company this upcoming Sunday as I sit in front of the television and find out who will win Super Bowl XLV between the Green Bay Packers and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Well I guess all the surprise is out the window thanks to [...]
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Picture Of The Day: The Terrible Bra Is Awfully Terrible
Is it me, or is there really nothing all that terrible about the Pittsburgh Steelers’ Terrible Towel? After all, it is nothing more than a soft, yellow piece of cotton. What is so terrible about that? As for this Terrible Bra, it is exactly as advertised: Terrible! But what exactly makes it so terrible? Is [...]
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Michelle Beadle Stars In Her Own Super Bowl Ad Compilation (Video)
With the Super Bowl less than a week away, those who are not all that interested in the game between the Green Bay Packers and the Pittsburgh Steelers can still find something to get excited about, thanks to the abundance of new commercials that are expected to hit the airwaves on Sunday. As for the [...]
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I Want This Woman At My Super Bowl Party! (Video)
I may not be a Steelers fan, but seeing as how they are 2.5-point underdogs, I can’t find a reason not to put my money on the team that has now been to three of the past six Super Bowls; especially when they are getting points. And if I am going to be cheering for [...]
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9 Sporting Events Somehow Less Relevant Than the Pro Bowl
This is probably my most difficult assignment in 6 months of making these lists. The task: Find 9 sports events that are less relevant than the Pro Bowl. Is anything less relevant than the Pro Bowl? That was rhetorical. No. Nothing is less relevant than the most anticlimactic event in sports. That’s my opinion. But [...]
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Picture Of The Day: Go AFC!!!
Well I guess we all know who the manager at this supermarket is rooting for this Sunday during the NFL Pro Bowl in Hawaii. It probably isn’t too difficult to figure out who they will be rooting for two weeks from now either when the Pittsburgh Steelers take on the Green Bay Packers at Super [...]
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Playboy Playmate Jaime Edmondson Is Not Embarrassed To Support The Carolina Panthers (Video)
There wasn’t anything pretty about the play of the Carolina Panthers throughout the 2010 season. Not only did they lose 14 of their 16 games, but they also watched the Jimmy Clausen experiment blow up in their face and had to deal with the fact that top college quarterback prospect Andrew Luck has decided to [...]
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Mark Sanchez Picks His Nose, Wipes It On Brunell (Video)
Mark Sanchez may not have thrown a single pick during last night’s loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers in the AFC Championship Game, but he did manage to wipe one on the jacket of backup quarterback Mark Brunell. Sure, it may be a gross move performed by the second-year quarterback on the 18-year veteran, but what [...]
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Picture Of The Day: Big Ben vs. Big Bear…WTF?
Who keeps coming up with these stupid comparisons? At least the Patriots’ Tom Brady was playing against the Jets’ Antonio Cromartie when someone decided to create a rather odd “Tale of the Tape” between these two combatants. Last time I checked, Ben Roethlisberger and the Pittsburgh Steelers had to beat the New York Jets in [...]
