Tag Archives: NFL

  • Texans Can’t Spell Noise or Make Playoffs

    Texans Can’t Spell Noise or Make Playoffs

    The Texans were fighting for their playoff lives yesterday, winning a tough battle with the Patriots but falling short of a playoff berth due to circumstances out of their control (the Jets and Ravens won).  While the Texans were doing battle, their fans were doing their best to cheer them on.  While they may be […]

  • Science Proves Drew Brees Throws The Perfect Pass (Video)

    Science Proves Drew Brees Throws The Perfect Pass (Video)

    If you have any interest in the NFL at all, you have heard of Drew Brees.  He has dominated football at the quarterback position for the last several years.  Last season he became just the 2nd player to throw for over 5,000 yards in a season (Dan Marino being the other of course).  He may […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 16

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 16

    2009 continues to be the season of year of mediocrity, so thank God it’s over! Happy new years people, and what a sombre note to end the year on. Yes the final game of 2009 was a spetacular gunsling-fest starring the Brett Favre of old (AKA Brett Favre!) and the possibly, dare I say it, […]

  • Is the Colts Ryan Lilja Smoking Something On The Sideline?

    Is the Colts Ryan Lilja Smoking Something On The Sideline?

    The Indianapolis Colts had their chance at a perfect season, and foolishly let it slip away.  With only two games remaining, it seemed as though 16-0 was a forgone conclusion, but with Indy up 16-10 in the third quarter Sunday afternoon at home against the New York Jets, coach Jim Caldwell decided to sacrifice perfection […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 15

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 15

    This can be done better by people elsewhere, but I wanted to say that regardless of his off the field issues (I’m not absolving him of convicted crimes like some seem ready to do), on his day Chris Henry could ball. It’s the job of those who know him better to really say whether he […]

  • Tommy Kelly Loses His Pants During Raiders-Broncos Game

    Tommy Kelly Loses His Pants During Raiders-Broncos Game

    Can we just take a moment to thank god or whoever you believe in that Tommy Kelly was wearing a jock strap?  If not, we may have been exposed to some serious defensive lineman frontal nudity.  Although the Raiders pulled out a 20-19 victory this week, things have been so bad for them that jokes […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Gets Emotional About the Late Chris Henry

    Chad Ochocinco Gets Emotional About the Late Chris Henry

    For all the criticism of professional athletes that goes on when it comes down to it, they are only human and tragedy can strike them just like it can strike anyone else.  If you haven’t already heard by now, Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry passed away Thursday morning after he was hurt during a domestic […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 14

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 14

    The NFL sucks this season. As a fan we’ve been treated as usual (New York/Philadelphia was like a Seagal movie, and I looooove Seagal), but as far as quality teams go, the talent is scarce. It’s weird that in a year the MVP award could go to a perrennial QB candidate like Peyton Manning, a […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 12/14/09 – Frank Gore

    The Stat Line of the Night – 12/14/09 – Frank Gore

    The red-hot Arizona Cardinals went into San Francisco last night looking to assure themselves of a spot on top of the NFC West.  They also had revenge on their mind after suffering a home loss to that very same 49ers team at home back in week two.  Instead, the Cardinals would end up leaving the […]

  • Fantasy Football:  Monday Afternoon Quarterback (Week 14)

    Fantasy Football: Monday Afternoon Quarterback (Week 14)

    It was the beginning of an entirely new season for many fantasy football owners as most leagues began their first round of playoff action, and there were several big performances put on by marquee players which likely created some rather interesting/exciting games during this ever-so-important week of football.  Most notable was the 21 reception, 200 […]

  • TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 14

    TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 14

    Week 13 set us back a bit as our picks went 1-3.  The Patriots got off to a great start, but an early 14-0 lead was not enough as their late collapse would lead to a 22-21 loss.  The 49ers were equally disappointing, surrendering a late field goal to the Seahawks which would eventually be […]

  • Chad Ochocinco to Change Name Again to Chad “Hachi Go”

    Chad Ochocinco to Change Name Again to Chad “Hachi Go”

    Chad Johnson…err…Ochocinco is always up to no good.  From celebrations to other crazy on-field antics, this guy never seems to quit.  For some reason, while all his peers are criticized so heavily for doing similar stunts, Ochocinco’s got a sort of charisma and charm that gives him a free pass.  I mean not free like […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 13

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 13

    What happened to good old fashioned running of the football? Week 13 of the 2009 NFL season saw just a single running back receiver over 30 carries (Cedric Benson) and shockingly, utilising that talent won Cincinnati their matchup. Why do Jaksonville refuse to use MJD until the fourth? Why isn’t the hottest player in the […]