Tag Archives: NFL

  • BREAKING: Cleveland Browns Sign Female Vine Star As Their Starting QB (Video)

    BREAKING: Cleveland Browns Sign Female Vine Star As Their Starting QB (Video)

    In a historical move the Cleveland Browns have signed a female online star as their next starting quarterback. Kelly Wiseberg became an Internet sensation with her six second vine videos. In the videos she demonstrated enough arm strength, agility, and foot work to impress the Cleveland. Browns General Manager Paul DePodesta told the Cleveland Plain […]

  • Report: Johnny Manziel Used Browns’ Equipment Room to Sleep Off Hangovers

    Report: Johnny Manziel Used Browns’ Equipment Room to Sleep Off Hangovers

    This may sounds like a parody post, but it’s not.  Johnny Manziel actually slept off hangovers in the Cleveland Browns equipment room during his two-year tenure with the club. Here’s a transcript from a MMQB article titled “The Fall of Johnny Football”: But the Tennessee game would prove to be one of the few highlights of […]

  • Johnny Manziel Tells TMZ He Wants to Bang Lots Of Hot B#tches

    Johnny Manziel Tells TMZ He Wants to Bang Lots Of Hot B#tches

    It seems like Johnny Manziel can’t go one day without finding himself in the headlines. After getting cut by the Browns last week Manziel has been spending his time working on his game…as in his “drinking game.” Manziel has been seen at the hottest clubs in West Hollywood—from The Nice Guy to The Roxy, he’s […]

  • BREAKING: Roger Goodell Resigns, Citing He Knew About CTE All Along

    BREAKING: Roger Goodell Resigns, Citing He Knew About CTE All Along

    In a massive shakeup, National Football League commissioner Roger Goodell has resigned. The shocking news is a result of Goodell admitting he knew that playing football caused CTE, also known chronic traumatic encephalopathy.  During his resignation Goodell was very condescending. He told the press, “Of course grown men beating the crap out of each other causes harm […]

  • Packers Lineman BJ Raji Announces One-Year “Hiatus” from Football

    Packers Lineman BJ Raji Announces One-Year “Hiatus” from Football

    Green Bay Packers defensive lineman BJ Raji has announced that he’s taking a “hiatus” from football for the 2016 season. The ninth overall pick in the 2009 draft, Raji, 29, is currently a free agent and was likely to sign his third consecutive one-year contract with the Packers. His 2014 deal came on the heals […]

  • NFL Official Admits Link Between Football and CTE For the First Time Ever

    NFL Official Admits Link Between Football and CTE For the First Time Ever

    For many years the NFL has been unwilling to admit that a link exists between playing football and the degenerative brain disease chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE). Today, for the first time ever, an NFL official actually made a public admission that the head trauma resulting from a career in football could lead to CTE. During […]

  • BREAKING: Steelers Change Logo After Martavis Bryant Suspension

    BREAKING: Steelers Change Logo After Martavis Bryant Suspension

    In a move that seems like a no-brainer at this point, the Pittsburgh Steelers have been looking into a new logo that would better represent the current state of their franchise.  And it appears as though they’ve finally found the perfect fit. The people at Fake SportsCenter were the first to break the news: As you […]