Tag Archives: NFL

  • Picture Of The Day – Texans Bear Now Comes With Built-In Vagina

    Picture Of The Day – Texans Bear Now Comes With Built-In Vagina

    Since when does a bear have anything to do with the NFL’s Houston Texans?  And since when do stuffed bears have vaginas?  I think the people in the front office at Reliant Stadium have some explaining to do. The NFL has always had a fairly decent selection of merchandise for your average animal lover, but […]

  • Ocho Cinco Goes For A Run, Naked (SFW-Video)

    Ocho Cinco Goes For A Run, Naked (SFW-Video)

    Last week it was Chuck Liddell and his girlfriend, Heidi Northcott, who were filmed working out naked.  This time he have another Dancing with the Stars celebrity; Chad Ocho Cinco of the Cinicnnati Bengals. Ocho Cinco has yet to appear on the ABC reality television series, but it appears as though he has been getting […]

  • Brian Westbrook Released, Will Now Worship The Prostate Of Howard Stern

    Brian Westbrook Released, Will Now Worship The Prostate Of Howard Stern

    Brian Westbrook has had himself a stellar career with the Philadelphia Eagles, but now the team has decided to go in different direction.  The Eagles announced yesterday that they had released the 30-year-old running back after he had spent the last eight seasons with the team.  So what now for Westbrook? “I look forward to […]

  • The Bacon Lombardi Trophy (PIC)

    The Bacon Lombardi Trophy (PIC)

    Winning the Super Bowl can be quite surreal, but once you’ve kissed the Lombardi Trophy a couple of times and passed it on to your teammates, what good is it to you?  Does it fill that hunger you have built up in your stomach after a full 60 minute game? Well now it may, thanks […]

  • Jimmy Johnson Now Sells ExtenZe in New Commercial

    Jimmy Johnson Now Sells ExtenZe in New Commercial

    How bout them Cowboys?! How bout those…penis enhancement pills? Jimmy Johnson is appearing in a new ad to promote “ExtenZe”, a pill that supposedly increases your size, your pleasure, and I’m sure does housework too. Seriously — how much money does one person need? Did Jimmy Johnson have some money invested with Bernie Madoff? Does […]

  • The ‘Urinal Bowl’ (PIC)

    The ‘Urinal Bowl’ (PIC)

    A goalpost in a urinal? Why not? Check the pic — the urinal cake looks like a domed stadium. I bet this is helpful for those spaztic pee guys. And if we can get them to keep it in their own urinals, then it’s a victory for all of us. Unless this guy shows up […]

  • Drunk Vagina Celebration (GIF)

    Drunk Vagina Celebration (GIF)

    When it comes to sports, we all know the old adage: Defense wins championships.  As for the fans, they always seem to know how to get their defensive unit pumped up, and those signs with the “D” and a fence certainly seem to work. As for this guy, we are still trying to figure out […]

  • Colts Fan Cruely Voices Anger Over Facebook

    Colts Fan Cruely Voices Anger Over Facebook

    Dealing with defeat can be difficult, but some are better at it than others.  As for this disgruntled Colts fan, he doesn’t seem to be coping with the Super Bowl loss to the New Orleans Saints all that well, and he wants all his friends to know about it. So what better place to voice […]

  • Jets Coach Rex Ryan Is The NHL’s Most Confused Fan

    Jets Coach Rex Ryan Is The NHL’s Most Confused Fan

    Rex Ryan wearing a Philadelphia Flyers jersey to an NHL game between the Florida Panthers and the Carolina Hurricanes.  Do enigmas get any bigger than this? No, they do not.  After all, there aren’t many things in this world bigger than Ryan these days, with dinosaurs being extinct and all.  So what was going on […]

  • This Nun Is No Saint

    This Nun Is No Saint

    Most people will tell you that the Oakland Raiders have the craziest fans in the NFL, but that may all change after this week, thanks to the New Orleans Saints Super Bowl victory. With the party still rockin’ in The Big Easy, the weirdos continue to come out from the shadows and into the streets […]

  • Let The Party Begin, ‘Nawlins Style (Videos)

    Let The Party Begin, ‘Nawlins Style (Videos)

    Despite going up against what many felt was an unbeatable Peyton Manning, the Saints were able to pull off an impressive 31-17 victory, and we all know what that means.  Party on Bourbon Street!!! If there is one thing that the people of New Orleans know how to do, it’s throwing a party, and that […]

  • Marisa Miller Can’t Get Enough Of Matthew Stafford’s Hair

    Marisa Miller Can’t Get Enough Of Matthew Stafford’s Hair

    Marisa Miller‘s love for professional athletes is no secret, and neither is her love for the hair of Detroit Lions’ quarterback Matthew Stafford. The two were in Miami this weekend for the Super Bowl, and that was when Matt’s head became the focus of Marisa’s attention.  It was a scene that would make just about […]

  • In Case You Missed It, Here’s A Look At The 2010 Puppy Bowl

    In Case You Missed It, Here’s A Look At The 2010 Puppy Bowl

    For those unaware, here is an interesting tidbit of information regarding yesterday in the world of sports; the Super Bowl was not the only bowl on television, thanks to the Puppy Bowl VI on Animal Planet. So if a battle between two of the greatest quarterbacks of our generation was not enough to keep you […]

  • Charles Barkley In “Taco Bell Rocks” Commercial

    Charles Barkley In “Taco Bell Rocks” Commercial

    With the Super Bowl one day behind us, many are still talking about the impressive performance put on by Drew Brees and his New Orleans Saints, but many more will be talking about the commercials that flooded our televisions throughout the entire evening. We expect Charles Barkley‘s Dr. Seuss-like rendition of “Taco Bell Rocks” to […]

  • Kevin Harlan: JaMarcus Russell’s Bling Holding Back His Game

    Kevin Harlan: JaMarcus Russell’s Bling Holding Back His Game

    It is one thing for professional athletes to go around sporting crazy amounts of jewelery, draped around their ears, wrists, and neck.  But when those players are as big of a bust as JaMarcus Russell, there becomes a cause for concern. That was the message delivered by TNT announcers Kevin Harlan and Doug Collins.  Simply […]