Tag Archives: NHL

  • Don’t Mess With Patrick “20 Cents” Kane

    Don’t Mess With Patrick “20 Cents” Kane

    Total Pro Sports – Patrick Kane (NHL 2010 Cover Boy), the supremely skilled Chicago Blackhawks star has been arrested for robbery after and alleged incident with a taxi driver in his hometown of Buffalo. The altercation occured after Kane and his cousin, James Kane, were coming home from a bar and the driver was unable […]

  • Alex Ovechkin: Sex Before And After The Game Really Helps

    Alex Ovechkin: Sex Before And After The Game Really Helps

    Total Pro Sports – Anyone who has witnessed Alex Ovechkin on the ice will undoubtedly notice the skill and reckless abandon that he plays with.  So what’s his secret? Sex!  Yes, it is that simple. Rather than use steroids, like many MLBers have chosen to do, Ovechkin enjoys the pleasure of a woman before and […]

  • An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    Total Pro Sports – If I had to guess, I’d say this piece was made by a New Yorker.  No one is enjoying the recent news of Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz‘s positive drug tests from 2003 more than they are. The rivalry between Boston and New York is an intense one.  New York held […]

  • Alex Ovechkin To Quit NHL For 2014 Olympics?

    Alex Ovechkin To Quit NHL For 2014 Olympics?

    Total Pro Sports – Winning the Stanley Cup is the goal most hockey players have when they begin playing the sport.  They dream of hoisting it (and maybe throwing in an expletive while they’re at it), having a pool party with it, and when that is all done, taking it to bed to spoon it […]

  • Florida Panthers’ VP Uri Man Hit On Fox News Anchor Ainsley Earhardt

    Florida Panthers’ VP Uri Man Hit On Fox News Anchor Ainsley Earhardt

    Total Pro Sports -For our “smooth operator of the day” we go to Florida Panthers VP Uri Man, who showed that the art of seduction does not require a fully-clothed dry-hump, a la Quinton “Rampage” Jackson. During an interview regarding “finding jobs in the current economy,” Man took the time to compliment FOX News anchor […]

  • Nirvana’s “Nevermind”, Or Sidney Crosby’s Cry Baby?

    Nirvana’s “Nevermind”, Or Sidney Crosby’s Cry Baby?

    Total Pro Sports – It’s Saturday, and as I was doing my regular weekend rummaging for interesting, funny, or original works, I found something that fits all of the above.  The Score Blog put together a hilarious post named “Ten Album Covers Defaced By Sports” (check it out if you care to see them all).  […]

  • 10 Games To Watch On The 2009-10 NHL Schedule

    10 Games To Watch On The 2009-10 NHL Schedule

    Total Pro Sports – With the NHL releasing its much anticipated schedule for the 2009-10 season, there are several intriguing dates that all you hockey-crazed fans should begin marking down on your calendar.  Need some help?  TPS is here to provide you with some by listing the ten games schedules for next season that you […]

  • NHL Loses One Of Its Greats As Joe Sakic Retires

    NHL Loses One Of Its Greats As Joe Sakic Retires

    Total Pro Sports – He spent his entire career with the same organization, leading them to two Stanley Cup championships.  His name will rank just below those of Wayne Gretzky, Gordie Howe and Mario Lemieux, among the likes Steve Yzerman, Mark Messier, Marcel Dionne and Ron Francis, as some of the greatest players to play […]

  • Tyler Kennedy and Kris Letang Give The Weather Report

    Tyler Kennedy and Kris Letang Give The Weather Report

    Total Pro Sports – Yesterday we gave you part one of “why sports athletes should not quit their day job” when we played Ron Artest‘s rap tribute for Michael Jackson.  For part two today, we have Tyler Kennedy and Kris Letang giving the weather report at the KDKA News Studio. The two Penguin players, with […]

  • Bob Gainey Will Not Be Influenced By A Protest

    Bob Gainey Will Not Be Influenced By A Protest

    Total Pro Sports – The fans have spoken, but Bob Gainey is not about to listen to them. Montreal Canadiens supporters staged a protest yesterday outside the Bell Centre in hopes of convincing the teams General Manager to re-sign their beloved free agent winger Alexei Kovalev.  About 100 fans paraded around the building and chanted […]

  • Evgeni Malkin Takes Oksana Kondakova To Miami Beach, Cup Not Included

    Evgeni Malkin Takes Oksana Kondakova To Miami Beach, Cup Not Included

    Total Pro Sports – After a tough post-season that concluded with him raising both the Stanley Cup and the Conn Smythe Trophy, Pittsburgh Penguins all-star forward Evgeni Malkin has been taking some time off in Miami Beach to enjoy the sun, sand, booze, and Oksana Kondakova, his incredibly hot girlfriend. Pictures have been floating around […]

  • 2009 NHL UFAs: Top of the Class

    2009 NHL UFAs: Top of the Class

    Total Pro Sports – With the 12:00pm EST July 1st deadline just hours away it’s time to take a look at some of the big fishes that will be available in this year’s UFA pond. With the salary cap speculated to decrease for the 2010-11 season it’ll be interesting to see what kind of contracts […]

  • NHL Pass On Ovechkin, Choose Flyers For Winter Classic

    NHL Pass On Ovechkin, Choose Flyers For Winter Classic

    Total Pro Sports – Once again, NBC has asserted their dominance over the NHL.  During this year’s playoffs, they first forced the NHL to play back-to-back games in the finals so that their TV schedule would not be interrupted during Conan O’Brien’s opening week.  Then they ordered the league to shut down the large viewing […]

  • 2009 NHL Mock Draft: 3.0

    2009 NHL Mock Draft: 3.0

    Updated (June 22nd, 2009) Total Pro Sports – Introducing the Total Pro Sports NHL Mock Draft, version 3.0! It is our intention to add more, more, MORE to this section each week, making TPS your one stop shop for draft analysis. Changing team needs, player workout results, in-depth film study, character assessments, and all the […]