Sh*t in a sock, or dressing in drag are just a few of the cruel, yet hilarious, forms of hazing we have seen in the past.  However, it does not get much better than this initiation, which took place at the Jacksonville Jaguars’ training camp this week.

Jags rookie Kevin Haslam was the victim of this penis-styled head shaving at the hands of fourth-year guard Uche Nwaneri.  As embarrassing as it may be, it will all be worth it if the undrafted tackle out of Rutgers can make the final roster.

I wonder if that penis looks anything like the one Brett Favre sent to Jenn Sterger.

Here is a look at the head of another unlucky member of the Jags 2010 rookie class.

Hat Tip – [TwitPic]

Brett Favre

Rumors have begun to surface that Favre had sent Daily Line bombshell Jenn Sterger pictures of his dong.  That’s right!  During their time with the Jets (in 2008, when Favre was their quarterback and Sterger was an in-house sideline reporter), Favre apparently began calling the big-breasted product of Florida State, but the phone calls and voicemails soon turned into cell phone “dong-shots.”

Via Deadspin:

“One person, she claimed, who was very into cell phone-donging her was none other than Brett Favre…Sterger said that Favre first began to call her early in the season and leave strange, friendly messages on her voicemail…Then the phone calls from Brett started to turn weird.

“The interactions were flirty and strange but she didn’t think there wasn’t anything that made her too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre’s dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he’s masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs. In another photo, Favre is holding his penis while wearing the wristwatch he wore during his first teary-eyed retirement press conference.” [Deadspin]

Jenn first broke the news to A.J. Daulerio of Deadspin, but was reluctant to share the photos, voicemails or even have her name attached to such a story.  However, thanks to a persistent effort, A.J. was finally able to get her to bend.  Now all we need is the photos.  Then I’m sure CSI New York will be able to match the wristwatches for us.

Hat Tip – [Deadspin]

That is hardly ever a good thing, It surely is not in Oden’s case.

It began when the 2007 first overall pick was snapped in a photograph with a blond female as he wore a t-shirt that some would consider to be quite suggestive.  Then, only a few days hours later, his popular donkey shlong self-portrait went viral (link NSFW or the faint of heart); an event that may catapult Oden to the top of the list of popular athlete penises (our apologies to Joe DiMaggio, Visanthe Shiancoe, and the like).

Now Oden is apologizing to his family, friends, teammates, organization, and the rest of those who have been affected negatively by this incident.

How about the hundreds of women who had to withstand that baby’s arm with a man’s fist?  They are the real heros.

Here is his public apology.

Hat Tip – [Deadspin]

Total Pro Sports -Spygate may be over for the Patriots, but it looks like Penis-gate is about to begin.

While there was a game going on inside Gillette Stadium between the Patriots and Bengals, which provided some interesting moments, there also seemed to be something rather unusual going on outside.  A penis appears to have been lighting up the Foxborough, Massachusetts sky.

Now before you go checking out google earth to see just where this penis-shaped lighting was created from, we should probably tell you that it will be difficult to spot because they have not yet compensated for the magical telestrator pen of Randy Cross.

During a pause in the game, Cross attempted to point out the location of “Patriots Place” to viewers.  Apparently they are situated squarely within a penis-shaped area.

It looks like Patriot fans are getting pretty “excited” over the return of Tom Brady.

A Weird Object InThe Foxborough Sky

Hat Tip – [The CMSB]

Was it a joke, was it done on purpose or did he even realize he was taking a picture of his junk?  Either way Chris Cooley has now been ordered by the NFL  to seek mandatory psychiatric evaluation because what occurred that September day.

In an a recent interview with our fiend Jimmy Traina over at Extra Mustard’s, Chris Cooley speaks about his infamous penis pictures and the NFL seeking a psychiatric evaluation.

SI.com: OK, I gotta start with the penis incident. You OK with that? [Eds. Note: For those of you who don't know, Cooley accidentally posted a picture on his blog in which he was slightly exposed.]

Cooley: Yeah, dude, I don’t care. The whole thing just sucked because obviously it was an accident. I was trying to get a blog post up and I was hurrying because I had to get to a game. My brother Tanner, who does the blog with me, always edits stuff really well — but we were in a hurry. So it was an accident, but it sucked because we were both at the game all day and we didn’t know it was on the site.

SI.com: Do people still give you a hard time about it?

Cooley: Only in interviews. Only people like you. But the NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation. They treated it really seriously. Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn’t have been all hunched over.

SI.com: What was the result of the psychiatric evaluation?

Cooley: I don’t even know, dude. I had to do a call with some lady. I thought it was gonna take two minutes, but it was like an hour. It was horrible.

Be sure to check out the rest of the interview over at Sports Illustrated.