Tag Archives: Philadelphia Phillies

  • Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Total Pro Sports – Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary.  This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball. Whether it was a discussion about “wet balls” at the College World Series, or Ervin Santana dropping the F-bomb […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/28/09 – Cole Hamels

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/28/09 – Cole Hamels

    Total Pro Sports – With the Philadelphia Phillies in trade talks with the Toronto Blue Jays for their ace Roy Halladay, Cole Hamels went out last night against the Arizona Diamondbacks and reminded the club of the talent on the mound they already possess.  Should a deal be reached between the two teams, a Hamels-Halladay […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/13/09 – Jamie Moyer

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/13/09 – Jamie Moyer

    Total Pro Sports – Back from the All-Star break and after the first night of games it appears as though no one has benefited more from the time off than 46-year-old Jamie Moyer.  The veteran starting pitcher for the Philadelphia Phillies looked to be in top form last night in Florida as his team took […]

  • Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game

    Camera Catches Child Picking Nose And Eating It At Jays Game

    Total Pro Sports – Will someone please buy this kid a hot dog!  Just be sure it doesn’t come from the breasts of this blond Jays fan. Camera’s caught this youngster digging deep for some gold in his nose during the weekend ball game between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Philadelphia Phillies at the […]

  • Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports

    Ex-Phillie Darren Daulton Is The Self Proclaimed Drug-Lord Of Sports

    Total Pro Sports – To anyone who has heard Darren Daulton, the Ex-Philladelphia Phillies star, speak about his time traveling escapades, conspiracy theories, and metaphysics, the following will not come as much of a surprise.  Heck.  For anyone who has kept up with the unveiling of stories about former baseball players, this may just be […]

  • Series Sweep Causes Phillies Fans To Fight Each Other

    Series Sweep Causes Phillies Fans To Fight Each Other

    Total Pro Sports – The past three days in Philadelphia have not been the kindest to the defending World Series Champion Phillies.  Yesterday’s afternoon game saw fans reach their boiling point and rather than unleashing their frustration on Mets fans, this time they did so on each other. The Jays completed a three game sweep […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/17/09 – Scott Richmond

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/17/09 – Scott Richmond

    Total Pro Sports – The Jays took a while to pick up their first interleague win of the season, but they wouldn’t make it a long wait for their second.  Following an 8-3 extra innings victory over the Philadelphia Phillies on Tuesday, Scott Richmond took the mound in an attempt to help his team string […]

  • Hot Ball Girl Kelli Curci Makes Snag On Foul Ball

    Hot Ball Girl Kelli Curci Makes Snag On Foul Ball

    Total Pro Sports – We are often privileged to witness the great plays, or miss-plays, of ball boys and girls alike.  Many times they are old men whose athletic days are behind them, making for a hilarious moment.  Other times the young male ball boy will attempt to impress spectators with a diving grab.  But […]

  • Mark Teixeira Hits A Broken Bat Home Run Against The Phillies

    Mark Teixeira Hits A Broken Bat Home Run Against The Phillies

    Total Pro Sports – Broken bat hits can often be good for a bloop single.  Sometimes they even get the fielders confused, creating just enough time for the batter to squeak out an infield hit.  But a broken bat home run?  That’s just unheard of, unless of course your name is Mark Teixiera, and you […]

  • Phillies Jayson Werth Steals Home

    Phillies Jayson Werth Steals Home

    Total Pro Sports – He had already stolen 2nd and 3rd, and he was only 90 feet away from adding some insurance with his team up 4-3, bases loaded, two outs.  Why not steal home?  That was the question on Jayson Werth’s mind.

  • Mets, Phillies Fans Post-Game Fight

    Mets, Phillies Fans Post-Game Fight

    Total Pro Sports – There is nothing like an inner-division rivalry to spark a heated battle between fans after the game.  The Mets and the Phillies showed just that, in what has already been an entertaining week for fan brawls. Although it is usually the Phillies fans doing the cheering these days, this time it […]

  • Rick Ankiel Slams Face First Into The Outfield Wall

    Rick Ankiel Slams Face First Into The Outfield Wall

    Total Pro Sports – The game wasn’t all the St. Louis Cardinals lost last night. Rick Ankiel fell head first into the outfield fence after making a running catch on a Pedro Feliz drive in the 8th inning. He stayed flat on his back for several minutes as fans at Busch Stadium were silenced and […]

  • Ryan Howard And Jayson Werth Smoke During The Pre-Game

    Ryan Howard And Jayson Werth Smoke During The Pre-Game

    Total Pro Sports -  During today’s pre-game against the Washington Nationals, NL MVP Ryan Howard and outfielder Jayson Werth had a 2 took puff of a cigarette in honor of Philadelphia Phillies announcer Harry Kalas. Kalas passed away today at the age of 73 after he collapsed in the press box at Nationals Stadium in […]

  • Ryan Howard Signs Extension With Phillies

    Ryan Howard Signs Extension With Phillies

    Total Pro Sports – Ryan Howard has agreed to a 3 year $54 million contract that will keep him with the Phillies through the 2011 season. Howard is an absolute monster in the National League, in 2006 he won the NL MVP and last year he led the majors with 48 home runs and 148 […]