Following his dismantling of the Chicago White Sox hitters Monday night in a 3-0 win, the Associated Press described his performance in a rather unusual manner.

“The boyish-looking 25-year-old had the White Sox guessing all night, working inside and out, up and down, slow and fast. Greinke (6-0) allowed only a handful of hard-hit balls, worked through a small jam in the eighth inning and used the energy from the raucous crowd to finish his third complete game of the season.” (AP)

The article unfortunately doesn’t have a name attached, but Zach may want to get someone to investigate this.  Who would have ever guessed that a pitcher from the Kansas City Royals would have a stalker in our lifetime.  This reported doesn’t seem to know what he wants, or maybe he wants it in many ways, slow and fast, up and down, in and out.  Lets hope that this doesn’t creep him out for next time he’s on the mound.

During Saturday’s battle between the two Spanish League superpowers, a game won by Barcelona 6-2, there were four special fans in attendance that were poised to win over the eyes of the crowd, and that likely wasn’t hard when you consider the score in the game and just what these women had to offer.

Attending the game was Spanish porn star Natalia Zeta and some of her equally outgoing friends.  Promoting her website, which is conveniently written on her stomach, this crew of healthy ladies flashed the cameras and crowd throughout the game.  If they were within rage for Madrid keeper Iker Casillas, it is no wonder he allowed 6 goals against.  I don’t think any man can be blamed for taking their eye off on round ball to see the many that were bouncing up and down in the stands that day.

Porn Star Natalia Zeta Flashes Soccer Fans

Porn Star Natalia Zeta Flashes Soccer Fans

For the NSFW pics of the jaw-dropping show, Click here.

It happened while Kurt Warner threw a 64 yard touchdown pass to Larry Fitzgerald in the 4th quarter.  Fitzgerald began to celebrate with teammates and then the TV fuzzed out and cut to an in progress Club Jenna porno, an adult cable television channel.  The funny thing was that NBC banned PETA’s Sexy Super Bowl Ad because the commercial depicted too many sexual innuendos and a full out porn with the guys cucumber fully exposed was shown.

“Our initial investigation suggests this was an isolated malicious act,” spokeswoman Kelle Maslyn said in a statement emailed to the Star. “We are mortified by last evening’s Super Bowl interruption and we apologize to our customers. We are conducting a thorough investigation to determine how this happened.” Reported AzStarnet

Comcast feeds over 80,000 customers in Southern Arizona, they have yet to determine how many people were affected by this ordeal.  They have said that foul play is suspected.  Comcast is also working out a plan to compensate the viewers who had to watch this.

Callers said that the clip showed a woman unzipping a man’s pants, followed by a graphic act between the two.

I’m actually a little disappointed in the fact that we up here in Canada were unable to receive this little mishap.  I mean not only do we miss all the American commercials during Super Bowl, we also missed a free 30 second clip of a Club Jenna Porn.  Another reason why I should move to the States!