Tag Archives: Portugal
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Cristiano Ronaldo Thinks Spain’s Victory Over Portugal Was An “Injustice” (GIF)
Last night at the Donbass Arena in Donetsk, Ukraine, Portugal gave Spain everything they had during their semifinal match at the 2012 UEFA European Football Championships. They nearly equaled them in total attempts on goal (11-10 in favor of Spain) and corner kicks (7-6 for Spain), and they reduced a Spanish team that entered the [...]
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This Wacky Guy At Euro 2012 Is Portugal’s #1 Fan (Video)
For the past week and a half, former U.S. international Jimmy Conrad has been over in central Europe producing segments on Euro 2012 for KickTV, the soccer-themed YouTube channel run by Major League Soccer. For today’s episode, Jimmy interviews a guy who just might be Portugal’s #1 fan. And, not surprisingly, the guy has a [...]
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This Ridiculously Gruesome Beach Soccer Injury Is Not For The Faint Of Heart (Video)
The European Championship (of regular soccer) may only come around ever four years, but every single summer teams representing countries all over Europe compete in the Euro Beach Soccer League, or the EBSL. And every year, when it’s all said and done, the top five teams in the league qualify for the FIFA Beach Soccer [...]
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Stat Line Of The Night — 6/17/12 — Cristiano Ronaldo
Following a season that saw him score an incredible 60 goals in 55 games across all competitions with Real Madrid, Portuguese fans were expecting to see a similar scoring output from Cristiano Ronaldo during the 2012 European Football Championships. He had failed to live up to those expectations during matches against Germany and Denmark, but [...]
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Surfer Sets World Record By Surfing 78-Foot Wave (Video)
Well, it’s official. There is now a new world record for the tallest wave ever surfed, and it belongs to Garrett McNamara of Haleiwa, Hawaii. The 44-year-old pro surfer made his record-setting run back in November just off the coast of Praia do Norte, which is on a small island in the middle of the [...]
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Stat Line Of The Night — 11/15/11 — Cristiano Ronaldo
After drawing 0-0 in the first leg of their play-off for the Euro 2012 Final Tournament, Portugal returned home in search of a victory against Bosnia and Herzegovina. They would get that victory in convincing fashion, as they out-classes their much lesser opponents, en route to the 6-2 win. As you may have guessed, their [...]
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Garrett Mcnamara Sets New Record for Surfing Biggest Wave (Video)
Move over, Patrick Swayze. Garrett Mcnamara has set a new surfing record for riding the biggest wave. Mcnamara caught a 90-foot monster off the coast of Portugal yesterday, giving new meaning to the term “gnarly.” The event wasn’t planned. Mcnamara was just out for a surf in a canyon when this epic wave came his [...]
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Unconscious Footballer Falls Off Stretcher (Video)
A scary scene unfolded in Portugal when Olhanense striker Salvador Agra took a knee to the head during a match against Leiria and remained on the pitch unconscious. With players fanning him with their shirts and everyone seemingly in a panic to get Agra the help he needed, the medics quickly threw him onto a stretcher, [...]
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Hugo Almeida’s Highlight Reel Goal Is What You Would Expect From Portugal Against Luxembourg (Video)
The Portuguese men’s national soccer team is ranked seventh in the world according to FIFA’s world rankings. Luxembourg is ranked 128th. Portugal has played in five World Cups and five European Championships. Luxembourg has played in zero World Cups and one European Championship. In five EURO 2012 qualifying matches Portugal has accumulated a total of [...]
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Selfish Nani Spoils Brilliant Cristiano Ronaldo Goal (Video)
Cristiano Ronaldo’s ball-handling skills are no secret, and while the Portuguese soccer star has scored plenty of brilliant goals throughout his career, it appeared as though he was on the verge of netting one of his prettiest during yesterday’s friendly against Spain. After speeding down the wing with the ball at his feet, Ronaldo quickly [...]
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UK Socialite Talks About Cristiano Ronaldo’s “Ridiculously Large Member”, Cyber Dates With Kim K
UK socialite and former reality television star Jasmine Lennard isn’t the first female to speak out about her intimate encounters with Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, but that doesn’t make her recent interview with The Mirror any less interesting. Sure, we all knew that Ronaldo can be a sissy at times, and his choice of [...]
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Picture Of The Day – She Also Has Good Ball Handling Skills
Cristiano Ronaldo may have recently ended his two-year soccer goal scoring drought, but there is no way he’s in a slump with the ladies, right? How could he possibly be in a lady-scoring drought when they literally throw their looseness his way every day and night? Maybe he made this ball handler prove her sign’s [...]
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Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)
The world’s highest paid soccer star finally scored a goal after going scoreless for about two years. A pretty spectacular goal by Ronaldo, scored during the 7-0 massacre of the North Korean team. I think there might be another massacre of the North Korean team coming, because Kim Jong Il is totally pissed. I’m pretty [...]
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Nuno Pinto Delivers A No-Look Crotch Kick (Video)
Many people would chose to classify soccer as a sport played by sissies who flop and dive all over the place, but that is not always the case. Sometimes the diving is justifiable. After all, when was the last time a kick to the groin didn’t induce some sort of painful cry? During a Portuguese [...]
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Cristiano Ronaldo Hits The Town With His Gucci Murse
Total Pro Sports – We have questioned Cristiano Ronaldo‘s sexuality before as he gazed at his teammate’s erection and received a pool-side massage near his groin area from a man. Now we are all but certain that even though the Portugese international has been in the sac with the likes of Luana Belletti, Gabriela Endringer, [...]
