Tag Archives: Portugal

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)

    The world’s highest paid soccer star finally scored a goal after going scoreless for about two years. A pretty spectacular goal by Ronaldo, scored during the 7-0 massacre of the North Korean team. I think there might be another massacre of the North Korean team coming, because Kim Jong Il is totally pissed. I’m pretty […]

  • Nuno Pinto Delivers A No-Look Crotch Kick (Video)

    Nuno Pinto Delivers A No-Look Crotch Kick (Video)

    Many people would chose to classify soccer as a sport played by sissies who flop and dive all over the place, but that is not always the case.  Sometimes the diving is justifiable.  After all, when was the last time a kick to the groin didn’t induce some sort of painful cry? During a Portuguese […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Hits The Town With His Gucci Murse

    Cristiano Ronaldo Hits The Town With His Gucci Murse

    Total Pro Sports – We have questioned Cristiano Ronaldo‘s sexuality before as he gazed at his teammate’s erection and received a pool-side massage near his groin area from a man. Now we are all but certain that even though the Portugese international has been in the sac with the likes of Luana Belletti, Gabriela Endringer, […]

  • Paris Hilton Says Cristiano Ronaldo Is A “Sissy”

    Paris Hilton Says Cristiano Ronaldo Is A “Sissy”

    Total Pro Sports – There is only one thing that could damage a guy’s manhood more than a public male rub-down.  Having Paris Hilton call you a “sissy.”  Welcome to the world of Cristiano Ronaldo. The original story coming from the mouth of the Portuguese soccer superstar was that with the two being so far […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Poolside Rub Down In Vegas…From A Guy

    Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Poolside Rub Down In Vegas…From A Guy

    Total Pro Sports – Seems like the change from Manchester United to Real Madrid wasn’t the only case of “switching teams” for Cristiano Ronaldo.  These photographs taken of the soccer star while poolside just made his Vegas vacation that much more interesting. First the Portuguese international was caught spending a night in Paris (Hilton).  Now […]

  • Rally Car Driver Falls Off Mountain And Lives

    Rally Car Driver Falls Off Mountain And Lives

    Total Pro Sports -  During a race on April 3rd, 2009 rally Car driver Jari-Matti Latvala, is lucky to be alive, following a frightening crash in Portugal a couple of days ago.  Not only did this guy almost die, but now his team wants to fire him, and I thought North American sports were cut-throat.

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Crashes His Ferrari

    Cristiano Ronaldo Crashes His Ferrari

    Total Pro Sports – Manchester United Star Christiano Ronaldo crashed his Ferrari on the way to training Thursday morning. The Portugal wingers Ferrari collided with a roadside barrier in a two-lane tunnel near Manchester Airport, police said. Ronaldo (23 year old European Player of the Year) escaped with no injuries.  Also the police gave him […]

  • European Championship Quarter Final Preview

    The Quarter Finals of the European Championships starts tomorrow; here is how I think it will turn out: Thursday, June, 19th Germany vs. Portugal The game: Look for Germany to win a close one, even though the Portuguese have looked unstoppable at times. The Germans have hit their stride and will be tough to beat. […]

  • Don’t Cry. It’s Euro Time!!

    Its a great time every four years.  People from all over Europe, and all over the world beomce one with their European country of origin (that is if they have one) and cheer them to victory or cry with them in defeat (poor Ronaldo…and if you want more great pics like this one, just google […]