Tag Archives: Real Madrid

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Paid $20K for This Wax Statue of Himself (Pics)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Paid $20K for This Wax Statue of Himself (Pics)

    When you ‘re one of the most successful athletes in the world, you don’t need to rely on the admiration and praise of others – you can pay to have it manufactured on your own behalf. Cristiano Ronaldo, for reasons only clear to himself and maybe the wax-making people, paid $20,000 to have a full-size […]

  • James Rodriguez Scores Two Stunners vs. Real Betis (Videos)

    James Rodriguez Scores Two Stunners vs. Real Betis (Videos)

    Real Madrid made easy work of Real Betis during Saturday’s La Liga match-up, beating the Seville-based club by a convincing 5-0 margin. Heck, on James Rodriguez golazos alone, Real Madrid still had the upper hand, 2-0. The first of James’ two golazos came on a free kick from the edge of the box in the […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo on FIFA: ‘I Don’t Give a F*ck’ (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo on FIFA: ‘I Don’t Give a F*ck’ (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo has fame, fortune, and all the women one man could possibly ask for.  Do you think he actually gives a f*ck about FIFA’s latest corruption scandal? He does not. Just listen to what he had to say when asked about FIFA and the 2022 World Cup in Qatar: In case you missed that, […]

  • Did Racist Juventus Fans Force Black Man Off Subway Car in Madrid? (Video)

    Did Racist Juventus Fans Force Black Man Off Subway Car in Madrid? (Video)

    On Wednesday, Italian giants Juventus upset Real Madrid in the second leg of their Champions League semifinal, advancing to play Barcelona in the finals. Unfortunately, to celebrate, a horde of racist Juventus fans kicked a black man off a subway car. That’s the story the British tabloids are pushing. And if it gives you a […]

  • Yuvi Pallares Strips Naked For Cristiano Ronaldo (Video)

    Yuvi Pallares Strips Naked For Cristiano Ronaldo (Video)

    Please enable Javascript to watch this video What’s the best way to get the attention of recently-single soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo? Stripping naked while reporting on the Real Madrid forward’s latest fling during a television news segment seems like a good place to start—at least it is if your body looks anything like that of Venezuelan […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Clips Kid with a Free Kick, Gives Him a Jersey (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Clips Kid with a Free Kick, Gives Him a Jersey (Video)

    Man, it’s hard to hate the handsome, successful Cristiano Ronaldo when he’s always doing such nice things. But we’ll keep on trying. This time, the Real Madrid demigod struck a kid in the seats with a free kick that went a little errant during warm-ups. Though this clip doesn’t show the impact, which I thought […]

  • Ronaldo Disguised Himself as Homeless Man to Surprise Fan (Video)

    Ronaldo Disguised Himself as Homeless Man to Surprise Fan (Video)

    After winning his 3rd Ballon d’Or as the best soccer player in the world, Ronaldo disguised himself to surprise a young Real Madrid fan in the city of Madrid. Ronaldo got decked out in a fake mustache and a wig to help sell the effect, though I’m pretty sure that even with fake hair, a […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo’s Son Meets Messi at Ballon d’Or Ceremony (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo’s Son Meets Messi at Ballon d’Or Ceremony (Video)

    With the way the media portrays their rivalry, you’d think Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi despise each other so much that they’d never allow their own child to speak to their counterpart. But there’s really no true hatred between these two soccer stars—at least nothing beyond what you’d typically expect from two players who play for […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Impostor Gets Girls Just by Wearing the Uniform (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Impostor Gets Girls Just by Wearing the Uniform (Video)

    A Cristiano Ronaldo impostor went around in a full Real Madrid kit, introducing himself as the famous Portuguese soccer star, trying to kiss women and get their numbers. It would be really creepy if it wasn’t so obvious that this Cristiano Ronaldo impostor isn’t Cristiano Ronaldo at all. In fact, I think he looks about […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Tip Toes in Team Photos to Look Taller (Pics)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Tip Toes in Team Photos to Look Taller (Pics)

    Cristiano Ronaldo is already recognized as one of the greatest soccer players in the world, and when it’s all said and done he’ll almost certainly be considered among the best of all time. However, that is not quite good enough for CR7, nor is being insanely wealthy, ridiculously handsome, and having a supermodel girlfriend. No, […]