Tag Archives: Real Madrid

  • We’ll Give This Cristiano Ronaldo Dive A 9.4 Out Of 10 (Video)

    We’ll Give This Cristiano Ronaldo Dive A 9.4 Out Of 10 (Video)

    To any soccer player who has ever had a problem with critics of the game calling those that play it “sissies”, may I just say that you only have yourselves to blame…and Cristiano Ronaldo. Sure, not all soccer players are sissies.  Sometimes they really do get hurt, but find a way to tough it out […]

  • Usain Bolt Wants To Play For Manchester United

    Usain Bolt Wants To Play For Manchester United

    The fastest man on Earth now wants to become the fastest man on the pitch. Usain Bolt has decided to take the rest of the 2010 track-n-field season off to rest his back, but perhaps his real motive behind this leave of absence is to work on his soccer skill in an attempt to play […]

  • Kung-Fu Kicks Becoming An Epidemic In Soccer (Video)

    Kung-Fu Kicks Becoming An Epidemic In Soccer (Video)

    It all seemed to begin at the World Cup final in Johannesburg, when the Netherlands’ Nigel De Jong delivered a flying kung-fu kick to the chest of Spain’s Xabi Alonso.  Since then we have seen similar incidents in amateur soccer games, and now during an exhibition match between Real Madrid and the L.A. Galaxy. Has […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Hits The Town With His Gucci Murse

    Cristiano Ronaldo Hits The Town With His Gucci Murse

    Total Pro Sports – We have questioned Cristiano Ronaldo‘s sexuality before as he gazed at his teammate’s erection and received a pool-side massage near his groin area from a man. Now we are all but certain that even though the Portugese international has been in the sac with the likes of Luana Belletti, Gabriela Endringer, […]

  • Usain Bolt Shows Off Soccer Skills In Real Madrid Season Opener

    Usain Bolt Shows Off Soccer Skills In Real Madrid Season Opener

    Total Pro Sports – It was the beginning of the great new era in Real Madrid, and what better way to usher it in than with the reigning “fastest man in the world”, Usain Bolt.  The 100-meter and 200-meter world record holder was in attendance for the Spanish powerhouse’s opening game this weekend at the […]

  • Paris Hilton Says Cristiano Ronaldo Is A “Sissy”

    Paris Hilton Says Cristiano Ronaldo Is A “Sissy”

    Total Pro Sports – There is only one thing that could damage a guy’s manhood more than a public male rub-down.  Having Paris Hilton call you a “sissy.”  Welcome to the world of Cristiano Ronaldo. The original story coming from the mouth of the Portuguese soccer superstar was that with the two being so far […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Poolside Rub Down In Vegas…From A Guy

    Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Poolside Rub Down In Vegas…From A Guy

    Total Pro Sports – Seems like the change from Manchester United to Real Madrid wasn’t the only case of “switching teams” for Cristiano Ronaldo.  These photographs taken of the soccer star while poolside just made his Vegas vacation that much more interesting. First the Portuguese international was caught spending a night in Paris (Hilton).  Now […]

  • Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry

    Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry

    Total Pro Sports – Is there a place for sex within a bitter sports rivalry? The Argentine condom company “Tulipan” seems to think so.  In a recent ad geared towards a game against their home side’s bitter soccer rivals Brazil, they thought they would use some sexually suggestive pictures to show just what the outcome […]

  • First Kaka. Now Cristiano Ronaldo Set To Go To Real Madrid

    First Kaka. Now Cristiano Ronaldo Set To Go To Real Madrid

    Total Pro Sports – After Brazilian star, and former AC Milan player Kaka was shipped to Real Madrid, it was thought that the biggest transfer this offseason had just occurred.  Boy were we ever wrong. ESPN has reported that Manchester United has accepted a $131.6 million bid (£80 million) from Real Madrid for Cristiano Ronaldo, […]

  • Record Deal Sends Kaka Packing For Real Madrid

    Record Deal Sends Kaka Packing For Real Madrid

    Total Pro Sports – It has been the most talked about move during transfer season thus far, but Brazilian soccer star Kaka is now officially moving from Italian League team AC Milan to Spanish powerhouse Real Madrid.  So how much money did it take to complete such a move?  A record $94 million, smashing the […]

  • Porn Star Natalia Zeta Flashes Soccer Fans Attending ‘El Clasico’

    Porn Star Natalia Zeta Flashes Soccer Fans Attending ‘El Clasico’

    Total Pro Sports – Whenever Real Madrid and Barcelona battle it out on the soccer pitch, there never seems to be a lack of attention paid to the game.  But what happens when the action in the stands is even more interesting than the game itself?  Well in this case there was likely little complaining […]