Tag Archives: San Francisco 49ers

  • 49ers Hire Chip Kelly as New Head Coach

    49ers Hire Chip Kelly as New Head Coach

    After boiling it down to their final two candidates, the San Francisco 49ers have decided to go with Chip Kelly over Mike Shanahan as their new head coach. It’s been just 11 days since the Niners parted ways with former head coach Jim Tomsula after just one season—during which they finished with a 5-11 record. […]

  • Jim Tomsula’s Pornstache is Gone!!! (Picture)

    Jim Tomsula’s Pornstache is Gone!!! (Picture)

    Jim Tomsula is without a job after the San Francisco 49ers fired him following a disappointing 5-11 season.  And he’s also without his famous pornstache, if we’re to believe this photo from Niners Nation of the former Niners head coach following a recent workout. With no head coaching gig and no mustache, Tomsula is an […]

  • 49ers Ticket Sales Slump Despite Going For $35 A Piece On StubHub

    49ers Ticket Sales Slump Despite Going For $35 A Piece On StubHub

    It’s going to be pretty tough to call the hated Seahawks fans bandwagon fans now, especially since the ‘Faithful’ are leaving the wagon during bad times. Tickets on StubHub sold for as little as $35, but empty seats indicated that the bargain sale didn’t push people to Levi’s Stadium. My dad was offered free 49ers tickets […]

  • Colin Kaepernick Benched, Internet Shows No Mercy (Tweets)

    Colin Kaepernick Benched, Internet Shows No Mercy (Tweets)

    Colin Kaepernick benched? Yeah, we all saw that coming. Poor Kaepernick has been awful this season, and after somehow failing to see a completely uncovered Torrey Smith waiving his arms and jumping up and down, 49ers coach Jim Tomsula really had no choice. However, people still kind of figured the 49ers would wait to make […]

  • Report: 49ers to Bench Colin Kaepernick for Blaine Gabbert

    Report: 49ers to Bench Colin Kaepernick for Blaine Gabbert

    If the San Francisco 49ers could, they’d probably just end the misery that is their 2015 season right now.  But they can’t.  So in the meantime, they’re going to try something different at the quarterback position, opting to bench a horrible Colin Kaepernick for an equally (maybe more?) horrible Blaine Gabbert. The quarterback change, which was […]

  • 49ers Players Want Colin Kaepernick Benched (Video)

    49ers Players Want Colin Kaepernick Benched (Video)

      Colin Kaepernick is a baaaad man. Not bad as in good, but bad as in he is a horrible QB. Another Sunday, another Loss this time from division rival, St. Louis Rams. Hard to believe this man was once in the Super Bowl. Apparently at least 2 members of the 49ers want the QB […]

  • Confused Fan Has 49ers Tattoo, Raiders Gear (Pic)

    Confused Fan Has 49ers Tattoo, Raiders Gear (Pic)

    Having two “favorite teams” from any sports league is already pretty weak.  But when those two teams also happen to be heated rivals, well, that’s downright insane. You never expect to see someone cheer for both the Yankees and Red Sox, the Maple Leafs and Canadiens, or the Raiders and 49ers.  However, we were actually treated […]