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This Seattle Mariners Commercial Is Actually Quite Funny (Video)
I would have never imagined the Seattle Mariners being a funny team (I’m not sure why), but judging by this commercial for the Mariners’ upcoming season, I may have been wrong all these years. I mean, Ichiro Suzuki doing Sean Connery impersonations? Where do they come up with this stuff? After finishing last in the [...]
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This Day In Sports History (December 22nd) – Brandon Morrow
It was on this day in 2009 that the Toronto Blue Jays sent relief pitcher Brandon League and minor league outfielder Johermyn Chavez to the Seattle Mariners in exchange for starting pitcher Brandon Morrow. Although the Mariners used him mainly as a relief pitcher, the Jays planned on using Morrow as a starter and a [...]
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This Day In Sports History (October 6th) – Seattle Mariners
It was on this day in 2001 that the Seattle Mariners won their 116th game of the regular season. The Mariners tied the all-time wins mark, which was first established by the 1906 Chicago Cubs. The 1906 Cubs went 116-36 (.763 winning pct.) during a time when teams played only 152 games per season compared [...]
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Picture Of The Day: Which Came First, The T-Shirt Or The Mullet?
Now that’s what I call dedication to a gag. This guy either bought this Randy Johnson “Hair-itage” Seattle Mariners t-shirt and then grew a matching mullet and mustache, or he already had the mullet and stache and bought the matching shirt when he happened upon it. Either way, this dude is kick-ass. I’ve also gotta [...]
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An Ichiro Suzuki Impostor Got Ejected From Last Night’s Game In Seattle (Video)
With only one home run and a career-low .264 batting average, Ichiro Suzuki has been making headlines for all the wrong reasons thus far this season. The negative publicity continued last night at Safeco Field during a game between the Mariners and the Oakland A’s, although, this time it was an Ichiro impostor who was [...]
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This Day In Sports History (July 15th) – Safeco Field
It was on this day in 1999 that Safeco Field, opened in Seattle, Washington. The Seattle Mariners would go on to lose their first ever game at Safeco Field to the San Diego Padres by a score of 3-2. Safeco Field is home to a very unique retractable roof. Unlike other retractable roofs, which cover [...]
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Young Mariners Fan Dances To Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” (Video)
Earlier this year I credited a Charlotte Bobcats fan for putting on what I believed to be the greatest jumbotron dance performance ever. Suddenly, it appears as though he may have some stiff competition thanks to this young Seattle Mariners fan, who brought the people at Safeco Field to their feet with two minutes of [...]
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Ryan Raburn Gaffe Turns Olivo Fly Ball Into A Homer (Video)
The Seattle Mariners’ Miguel Olivo hit a home run in the second inning of last night’s game against the Detroit Tigers. If they handed out assists on home runs in the sport of baseball, Ryan Raburn would have received the primary assist on this long fly ball, which only had enough distance to make it [...]
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Fap Fap Fap (GIF)
The Texas Rangers only had a one-run lead early in their game against the Seattle Mariners, but I guess that was enough to get this fan excited. Getting fapped by your woman at the game is acceptable. Fapping yourself, on the other hand, is not, but at least he had the common courtesy to cover [...]
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The Stat Line of the Night – 11/18/10 – Felix Hernandez
The baseball public — and more importantly — the Baseball Writers’ Association of America is coming around to some critical thinking: wins aren’t what they used to be as a pitching stat. Why? Because Seattle Mariners’ pitcher Felix Hernandez was awarded the American League Cy Young with a record of just 13-12. His 13 wins [...]
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This Day In Sports History (October 1st) – Ichiro Suzuki
It was on this day in 2004 that Seattle Mariners outfielder Ichiro Suzuki recorded his 258th base hit of the season. Ichiro broke the 84-year-old record which was held by first baseman George Sisler of the St. Louis Browns. Ichiro tied the record in the first inning, singling off of Texas Rangers starter Ryan Drese. [...]
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The Stat Line of the Night – 9/6/10 – Felix Hernandez
It hasn’t been an easy year for the Seattle Mariners, but one bright spot has been the pitching of Felix Hernandez. King Felix has had a phenomenal year, putting up ridiculous numbers and mowing down batters left and right. He has a 2.30 ERA, a 1.09 WHIP and has struck out 209 this season. Unfortunately [...]
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The Stat Line of the Night – 8/10/10 – Felix Hernandez
Throughout the 2010 MLB season, it has often appeared as though the only chance the Seattle Mariners have to win ball games is if their pitching staff can shut out their opponent. With a league worst .236 batting average and 369 runs for, to say that the Mariners’ bats have been sleeping all year would [...]
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“Oh My God! Ichiro Touched Me!”
Did I miss something here? Since when did Mariners’ right fielder Ichiro Suzuki inherit a Johnny Depp-like status among the ladies? And who would have thought that taking an elbow to the face from him would be such a joyous occasion for one lucky female? Perhaps Ichiro is America’s latest sex symbol. The man who [...]
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Mike Blowers Makes The Call Of The Year
Total Pro Sports – There is nothing more exciting for a sports broadcaster than predicting the outcome of an event and actually getting it right. They do it all the time, but we never seem to hear about all their missed calls. Only the ones they get right. Problem is, often their correct predictions are [...]
