Tag Archives: seattle mariners

  • Rangers Fan Struggles To Keep Track Of The Score (Video)

    Rangers Fan Struggles To Keep Track Of The Score (Video)

    Watching your team take a beating like the one the Texas Rangers took at the hands of the Seattle Mariners last night can be quite difficult, but this dude and his handy whiteboard make it that much easier. There usually isn’t much to watch after your team is trailing 8-0 after two innings, and 16-0 […]

  • This Seattle Mariners Commercial Is Actually Quite Funny (Video)

    This Seattle Mariners Commercial Is Actually Quite Funny (Video)

    I would have never imagined the Seattle Mariners being a funny team (I’m not sure why), but judging by this commercial for the Mariners’ upcoming season, I may have been wrong all these years.  I mean, Ichiro Suzuki doing Sean Connery impersonations?  Where do they come up with this stuff? After finishing last in the […]

  • This Day In Sports History (October 6th) – Seattle Mariners

    This Day In Sports History (October 6th) – Seattle Mariners

    It was on this day in 2001 that the Seattle Mariners won their 116th game of the regular season.  The Mariners tied the all-time wins mark, which was first established by the 1906 Chicago Cubs. The 1906 Cubs went 116-36 (.763 winning pct.) during a time when teams played only 152 games per season compared […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Which Came First, The T-Shirt Or The Mullet?

    Picture Of The Day: Which Came First, The T-Shirt Or The Mullet?

    Now that’s what I call dedication to a gag. This guy either bought this Randy Johnson “Hair-itage” Seattle Mariners t-shirt and then grew a matching mullet and mustache, or he already had the mullet and stache and bought the matching shirt when he happened upon it. Either way, this dude is kick-ass. I’ve also gotta […]

  • Young Mariners Fan Dances To Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” (Video)

    Young Mariners Fan Dances To Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” (Video)

    Earlier this year I credited a Charlotte Bobcats fan for putting on what I believed to be the greatest jumbotron dance performance ever.  Suddenly, it appears as though he may have some stiff competition thanks to this young Seattle Mariners fan, who brought the people at Safeco Field to their feet with two minutes of […]

  • Ryan Raburn Gaffe Turns Olivo Fly Ball Into A Homer (Video)

    Ryan Raburn Gaffe Turns Olivo Fly Ball Into A Homer (Video)

    The Seattle Mariners’ Miguel Olivo hit a home run in the second inning of last night’s game against the Detroit Tigers.  If they handed out assists on home runs in the sport of baseball,  Ryan Raburn would have received the primary assist on this long fly ball, which only had enough distance to make it […]

  • Fap Fap Fap (GIF)

    Fap Fap Fap (GIF)

    The Texas Rangers only had a one-run lead early in their game against the Seattle Mariners, but I guess that was enough to get this fan excited. Getting fapped by your woman at the game is acceptable.  Fapping yourself, on the other hand, is not, but at least he had the common courtesy to cover […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 11/18/10 – Felix Hernandez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 11/18/10 – Felix Hernandez

    The baseball public — and more importantly — the Baseball Writers’ Association of America is coming around to some critical thinking: wins aren’t what they used to be as a pitching stat. Why? Because Seattle Mariners’ pitcher Felix Hernandez was awarded the American League Cy Young with a record of just 13-12. His 13 wins […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 9/6/10 – Felix Hernandez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 9/6/10 – Felix Hernandez

    It hasn’t been an easy year for the Seattle Mariners, but one bright spot has been the pitching of Felix Hernandez.  King Felix has had a  phenomenal year, putting up ridiculous numbers and mowing down batters left and right.  He has a 2.30 ERA, a 1.09 WHIP and has struck out 209 this season.  Unfortunately […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 8/10/10 – Felix Hernandez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 8/10/10 – Felix Hernandez

    Throughout the 2010 MLB season, it has often appeared as though the only chance the Seattle Mariners have to win ball games is if their pitching staff can shut out their opponent.  With a league worst .236 batting average and 369 runs for, to say that the Mariners’ bats have been sleeping all year would […]

  • “Oh My God! Ichiro Touched Me!”

    “Oh My God! Ichiro Touched Me!”

    Did I miss something here?  Since when did Mariners’ right fielder Ichiro Suzuki inherit a Johnny Depp-like status among the ladies?  And who would have thought that taking an elbow to the face from him would be such a joyous occasion for one lucky female? Perhaps Ichiro is America’s latest sex symbol.  The man who […]

  • Mike Blowers Makes The Call Of The Year

    Mike Blowers Makes The Call Of The Year

    Total Pro Sports – There is nothing more exciting for a sports broadcaster than predicting the outcome of an event and actually getting it right.  They do it all the time, but we never seem to hear about all their missed calls.  Only the ones they get right. Problem is, often their correct predictions are […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/30/09 – Zack Greinke

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/30/09 – Zack Greinke

    Total Pro Sports – After hitting a bit of a bump midway through the season, many have seemed to forget about the remarkable numbers that Kansas City pitcher Zack Greinke has been putting up thus far in the 2009 MLB season.  Yesterday afternoon against the Seattle Mariners, he reminded us why his name should be […]

  • Mariners Adrian Beltre Out With Torn Testicle

    Mariners Adrian Beltre Out With Torn Testicle

    Total Pro Sports – Injuries are a part of baseball. From shoulder injuries, to concussions, all the way to the dreaded Tommy John surgery for pitchers. Adrian Beltre of the Mariners suffered quite the embarrassing injury the other night. While playing 3rd base, a ground ball hit by the White Sox Alexei Ramirez hit Beltre […]