Tag Archives: seattle mariners

  • Fap Fap Fap (GIF)

    Fap Fap Fap (GIF)

    The Texas Rangers only had a one-run lead early in their game against the Seattle Mariners, but I guess that was enough to get this fan excited. Getting fapped by your woman at the game is acceptable.  Fapping yourself, on the other hand, is not, but at least he had the common courtesy to cover […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 11/18/10 – Felix Hernandez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 11/18/10 – Felix Hernandez

    The baseball public — and more importantly — the Baseball Writers’ Association of America is coming around to some critical thinking: wins aren’t what they used to be as a pitching stat. Why? Because Seattle Mariners’ pitcher Felix Hernandez was awarded the American League Cy Young with a record of just 13-12. His 13 wins […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 9/6/10 – Felix Hernandez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 9/6/10 – Felix Hernandez

    It hasn’t been an easy year for the Seattle Mariners, but one bright spot has been the pitching of Felix Hernandez.  King Felix has had a  phenomenal year, putting up ridiculous numbers and mowing down batters left and right.  He has a 2.30 ERA, a 1.09 WHIP and has struck out 209 this season.  Unfortunately […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 8/10/10 – Felix Hernandez

    The Stat Line of the Night – 8/10/10 – Felix Hernandez

    Throughout the 2010 MLB season, it has often appeared as though the only chance the Seattle Mariners have to win ball games is if their pitching staff can shut out their opponent.  With a league worst .236 batting average and 369 runs for, to say that the Mariners’ bats have been sleeping all year would […]

  • “Oh My God! Ichiro Touched Me!”

    “Oh My God! Ichiro Touched Me!”

    Did I miss something here?  Since when did Mariners’ right fielder Ichiro Suzuki inherit a Johnny Depp-like status among the ladies?  And who would have thought that taking an elbow to the face from him would be such a joyous occasion for one lucky female? Perhaps Ichiro is America’s latest sex symbol.  The man who […]

  • Mike Blowers Makes The Call Of The Year

    Mike Blowers Makes The Call Of The Year

    Total Pro Sports – There is nothing more exciting for a sports broadcaster than predicting the outcome of an event and actually getting it right.  They do it all the time, but we never seem to hear about all their missed calls.  Only the ones they get right. Problem is, often their correct predictions are […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/30/09 – Zack Greinke

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 08/30/09 – Zack Greinke

    Total Pro Sports – After hitting a bit of a bump midway through the season, many have seemed to forget about the remarkable numbers that Kansas City pitcher Zack Greinke has been putting up thus far in the 2009 MLB season.  Yesterday afternoon against the Seattle Mariners, he reminded us why his name should be […]

  • Mariners Adrian Beltre Out With Torn Testicle

    Mariners Adrian Beltre Out With Torn Testicle

    Total Pro Sports – Injuries are a part of baseball. From shoulder injuries, to concussions, all the way to the dreaded Tommy John surgery for pitchers. Adrian Beltre of the Mariners suffered quite the embarrassing injury the other night. While playing 3rd base, a ground ball hit by the White Sox Alexei Ramirez hit Beltre […]

  • Ken Griffey Jr. Honors MJ With White Glove, Forgot His 10-Year-Old Bat

    Ken Griffey Jr. Honors MJ With White Glove, Forgot His 10-Year-Old Bat

    Total Pro Sports – The Michael Jackson tributes continue.  Refraining from pulling off any kind of stupid act, a la Arland Bruce, Ken Griffey Jr. stepped to the plate during his first at-bat Tuesday night against the Baltimore Orioles, with “Billy Jean” playing and wearing one white glove. Griffey during that first inning at bat […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/06/09 – Jarrod Washburn

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/06/09 – Jarrod Washburn

    Total Pro Sports – It was a tough decision on this one.  Two pitchers threw complete game shutouts.  Both allowing minimal hits.  One with more strikeouts, but the other with less hits and no walks allowed.  So who did we take?  Seattle’s Jarrod Washburn was our man for last night, but barely over Oakland pitcher […]

  • Josh Womack Is Back With Some More Bat Tricks

    Josh Womack Is Back With Some More Bat Tricks

    Total Pro Sports – Last time we saw Josh Womack, he was showing off his bat-flip trick.  This time he has added a few more moves to his show and they are even more impressive than his first. This video was recorded in Edmonton prior to a game between the home town Capitals and Josh’s […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/18/09 – Adrian Gonzalez

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/18/09 – Adrian Gonzalez

    Total Pro Sports – Interleague play has not been kind to the San Diego Padres as they found themselves going into last night’s game having lost 13 in a row to American League competition.  Thanks to the great hitting by first baseman Adrian Gonzalez, they have now during that long losing streak into a one […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/15/09 – Felix Hernandez

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 06/15/09 – Felix Hernandez

    Total Pro Sports – In a season filled with mediocrity thus far, the Seattle Mariners do have one bright spot to dwell on.  That is their young ace Felix Hernandez, as he displayed his talents once again last night.  Coming off a string outing last game in which he only allowed one run, Hernandez upped […]

  • Ken Griffey Jr. Home Run Ball Hits 25k Subway Sign

    Ken Griffey Jr. Home Run Ball Hits 25k Subway Sign

    Total Pro Sports – It always feels good to hit a towering home run shot, but it has to feel extra special when you win $25,000 for a fan in the process.  That’s what Ken Griffey Jr. did yesterday in Minnesota as his home run ball went through the Subway “Free Hit” target in the […]

  • A New Face In Baseball? Kim Ng

    A New Face In Baseball? Kim Ng

    Total Pro Sports – Reports out of Seattle are indicating that the next general manager may in fact be a woman.  The president of the Mariners has recently been quoted as saying that the team is considering a wide range of candidates for the position, including the possibility of the first woman general manager in major […]