Tag Archives: sex

  • Tiger Woods: Sex Yes, PEDs No

    Tiger Woods: Sex Yes, PEDs No

    Tiger Woods has some more drama in his life. His swing coach Hank Haney has quit on him and now Haney is spilling stories like Tiger spills his seed all over the country. Haney might have just cost himself some future clients by revealing personal details about his relationship with Tiger. He confirmed that Tiger […]

  • Canadian Teachers Sent Home After Sexually Suggestive Pep Rally Dance

    Canadian Teachers Sent Home After Sexually Suggestive Pep Rally Dance

    There are several ways to increase team and school spirit.  Mascots have often done the trick, but sometimes even they can go a little too far.  Another possibility may be a good old fashion pep rally.  However, such events may also experience similar problems. As a case in point, we take you to Winnipeg, Canada, […]

  • Alex Ovechkin: Sex Before And After The Game Really Helps

    Alex Ovechkin: Sex Before And After The Game Really Helps

    Total Pro Sports – Anyone who has witnessed Alex Ovechkin on the ice will undoubtedly notice the skill and reckless abandon that he plays with.  So what’s his secret? Sex!  Yes, it is that simple. Rather than use steroids, like many MLBers have chosen to do, Ovechkin enjoys the pleasure of a woman before and […]

  • Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Total Pro Sports – Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary.  This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball. Whether it was a discussion about “wet balls” at the College World Series, or Ervin Santana dropping the F-bomb […]

  • Tim Tebow A Virgin, Says He’s Waiting For Marriage (Audio)

    Tim Tebow A Virgin, Says He’s Waiting For Marriage (Audio)

    Total Pro Sports – Who would have known, but I guess along with his student card, drivers license and VISA, Tim Tebow has also been carrying around his V-Card.  At least that is what he was telling Clay Travis of FanHouse.  I guess the Tim Tebow panties never came off when he was with his […]

  • Quinton “Rampage” Jackson Dry-Humps Reporter During Interview (w/ Video)

    Quinton “Rampage” Jackson Dry-Humps Reporter During Interview (w/ Video)

    Total Pro Sports – Former UFC light-heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson seems to be extra-horny these days.  Maybe that should be expected after being around so many men as he coaches the Ultimate Fighter Season 10.  Someone should probably get this guy a blow-up doll. In an interview with one of Cage Potato’s hot female […]

  • Horny Shark Mascot Is Swimming In Hot Water

    Horny Shark Mascot Is Swimming In Hot Water

    Total Pro Sports – With mascots in sports mainly used to entertain children, it is just wrong to have them preforming sexually suggestive acts during games.  That is why Willy, the shark mascot for Colombian side Junior Tiburon, is currently swimming in hot water. The inflatable shark is known for humping anything in sight.  His […]

  • Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry

    Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry

    Total Pro Sports – Is there a place for sex within a bitter sports rivalry? The Argentine condom company “Tulipan” seems to think so.  In a recent ad geared towards a game against their home side’s bitter soccer rivals Brazil, they thought they would use some sexually suggestive pictures to show just what the outcome […]

  • Hockey or Sex: 7 In-Game Comments That Will Make You Think

    Hockey or Sex: 7 In-Game Comments That Will Make You Think

    Total Pro Sports – It is always great to go and watch a hockey game live.  To be there among all the fans, cheering for your team and against the opposition is exhilarating.  But sometimes it is nice to be able to sit at home and catch the game on TV, with the commentary providing […]

  • Gabriela Endringer Talks Ronaldo In FHM Magazine

    Gabriela Endringer Talks Ronaldo In FHM Magazine

    Total Pro Sports – Famous Portugese footballer (or soccer player to some) Cristiano Ronaldo is dominant on the field.  In the bed is another story according to former girlfriend Gabriela Endinger. She talked with FHM in Portugal about Ronaldo, including what he was like in bed, and their time together.  Here are just some of the […]

  • Drunk Dodgers Fans Put On A Show

    Drunk Dodgers Fans Put On A Show

    Total Pro Sports – Who knew Dodger fans were so friendly with each other.  Even during the dark days of Mannyless baseball in LA, the crowd is still having a wild time.  Well, maybe a little too wild. This video shows just that as one drunk Dodgers fan dances around to the music.  He is then […]

  • Fans Show Too Much Love For Wayne Gretzky With A Weird Song

    Fans Show Too Much Love For Wayne Gretzky With A Weird Song

    Total Pro Sports – Wayne Gretzky is an adored sports icon, especially in Canada where he was voted among the top 10 on the Canadian Broadcast Corporation’s “Greatest Canadian” competition.  Many would love to meet him, others to speak with him, or shake his hand, but then there are those who have other ideas.