Tag Archives: sex

  • Sex Or Basketball: What Would You Choose? (SFW Pic)

    Sex Or Basketball: What Would You Choose? (SFW Pic)

    Is this the most dedicated, hard-working basketball player ever?  Or just some guy with his priorities in the wrong order? Perhaps some more info and better pictures of these two facebookers would help us answer those questions.  Is this kid a future NBAer?  Is he playing recreational ball at the local gym?  Does his team […]

  • The 19 Greatest Sports-Related Sex Euphemisms

    The 19 Greatest Sports-Related Sex Euphemisms

    Sports, aside from the world of construction, probably has more clichés and vocab that lend themselves to double entendre than any other occupation in the world. Sex and sports share many common themes, those of conquest, heartbreak, ambition, and a whole lot of sweat. Even something as basic a concept as scoring has become one […]

  • Footballer’s Guide To Sleeping With A Prostitute (Flowchart)

    Footballer’s Guide To Sleeping With A Prostitute (Flowchart)

    Something tells me this is the same flowchart Wayne Rooney, David Beckman, Franck Ribery, Karim Benzema and Sidney Govou all used when deciding whether or not they should be sleeping with a prostitute.  After all, according to “Wayne Rooney’s Premiership Prostitute Decisionator 2010,”  when confronted with the question of whether it would be a good idea to […]

  • 9 Greatest Spots for a Quickie in a Sports Stadium

    9 Greatest Spots for a Quickie in a Sports Stadium

    When things are going well, it never hurts to top off the situation with sex. Frankly, even when things are going miserably, it doesn’t hurt to dull the pain with sex. With the spectrum of emotions that live sports can summon, it stands to reason that you should be prepared to have sex whenever the […]

  • Michael Irvin Had Sex In His Hall Of Fame Jacket

    Michael Irvin Had Sex In His Hall Of Fame Jacket

    With the NFL Hall Of Fame Game between the Cincinnati Bengals and the Dallas Cowboys only a few days away, now is the time for inductees, old and new, to reminisce about their experience and what it means to be a Hall of Famer.  Perhaps no one has shown such pride in putting on that […]

  • Tiger Woods: Sex Yes, PEDs No

    Tiger Woods: Sex Yes, PEDs No

    Tiger Woods has some more drama in his life. His swing coach Hank Haney has quit on him and now Haney is spilling stories like Tiger spills his seed all over the country. Haney might have just cost himself some future clients by revealing personal details about his relationship with Tiger. He confirmed that Tiger […]

  • Canadian Teachers Sent Home After Sexually Suggestive Pep Rally Dance

    Canadian Teachers Sent Home After Sexually Suggestive Pep Rally Dance

    There are several ways to increase team and school spirit.  Mascots have often done the trick, but sometimes even they can go a little too far.  Another possibility may be a good old fashion pep rally.  However, such events may also experience similar problems. As a case in point, we take you to Winnipeg, Canada, […]

  • Alex Ovechkin: Sex Before And After The Game Really Helps

    Alex Ovechkin: Sex Before And After The Game Really Helps

    Total Pro Sports – Anyone who has witnessed Alex Ovechkin on the ice will undoubtedly notice the skill and reckless abandon that he plays with.  So what’s his secret? Sex!  Yes, it is that simple. Rather than use steroids, like many MLBers have chosen to do, Ovechkin enjoys the pleasure of a woman before and […]

  • Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

    Total Pro Sports – Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary.  This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball. Whether it was a discussion about “wet balls” at the College World Series, or Ervin Santana dropping the F-bomb […]

  • Tim Tebow A Virgin, Says He’s Waiting For Marriage (Audio)

    Tim Tebow A Virgin, Says He’s Waiting For Marriage (Audio)

    Total Pro Sports – Who would have known, but I guess along with his student card, drivers license and VISA, Tim Tebow has also been carrying around his V-Card.  At least that is what he was telling Clay Travis of FanHouse.  I guess the Tim Tebow panties never came off when he was with his […]

  • Quinton “Rampage” Jackson Dry-Humps Reporter During Interview (w/ Video)

    Quinton “Rampage” Jackson Dry-Humps Reporter During Interview (w/ Video)

    Total Pro Sports – Former UFC light-heavyweight champion Quinton “Rampage” Jackson seems to be extra-horny these days.  Maybe that should be expected after being around so many men as he coaches the Ultimate Fighter Season 10.  Someone should probably get this guy a blow-up doll. In an interview with one of Cage Potato’s hot female […]

  • Horny Shark Mascot Is Swimming In Hot Water

    Horny Shark Mascot Is Swimming In Hot Water

    Total Pro Sports – With mascots in sports mainly used to entertain children, it is just wrong to have them preforming sexually suggestive acts during games.  That is why Willy, the shark mascot for Colombian side Junior Tiburon, is currently swimming in hot water. The inflatable shark is known for humping anything in sight.  His […]

  • Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry

    Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry

    Total Pro Sports – Is there a place for sex within a bitter sports rivalry? The Argentine condom company “Tulipan” seems to think so.  In a recent ad geared towards a game against their home side’s bitter soccer rivals Brazil, they thought they would use some sexually suggestive pictures to show just what the outcome […]

  • Hockey or Sex: 7 In-Game Comments That Will Make You Think

    Hockey or Sex: 7 In-Game Comments That Will Make You Think

    Total Pro Sports – It is always great to go and watch a hockey game live.  To be there among all the fans, cheering for your team and against the opposition is exhilarating.  But sometimes it is nice to be able to sit at home and catch the game on TV, with the commentary providing […]