Tag Archives: Soccer

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Bought a Greek Island for His Agent

    Cristiano Ronaldo Bought a Greek Island for His Agent

    As you may know, or you have been pretending to know during cocktail parties, Greece is in a bit of a financial bind with some of its European neighbors. In short, the country has borrowed a lot of money a couple times, and requires even more cash to stay functional and operational. In an effort […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo on FIFA: ‘I Don’t Give a F*ck’ (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo on FIFA: ‘I Don’t Give a F*ck’ (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo has fame, fortune, and all the women one man could possibly ask for.  Do you think he actually gives a f*ck about FIFA’s latest corruption scandal? He does not. Just listen to what he had to say when asked about FIFA and the 2022 World Cup in Qatar: In case you missed that, […]

  • Luis Suarez Reminds a Fan That He’s Not the Best, Messi Is (Video)

    Luis Suarez Reminds a Fan That He’s Not the Best, Messi Is (Video)

    While signing some autographs for fans prior to Barcelona’s friendly against the LA Galaxy, a young fan tells Luis Suarez that he’s the best. Suarez smiles, then insists that he’s not the best. He then asks the fan if he knows who the best REALLY is. The fan then replies, matter-of-factly, “Messi.” Suarez smiles some […]

  • Colombian Soccer Player Celebrates Goal by Proposing to Girlfriend (Video)

    Colombian Soccer Player Celebrates Goal by Proposing to Girlfriend (Video)

    I’m guessing for most Colombian players it’s tough to top the feeling of scoring a goal at the professional level in the soccer-crazy country. However, Martin Arzuaga, a Colombian soccer player, may have found a way. After tallying up a goal, he took a decidedly more romantic tact with his celebration and proposed to his girlfriend.  […]

  • Dude in Suit Makes It Rain on FIFA President Sepp Blatter (Video)

    Dude in Suit Makes It Rain on FIFA President Sepp Blatter (Video)

    Today, during a FIFA press conference, it was announced that a presidential election would be held on February 26, 2016, in order to find a replacement for the resigning Sepp Blatter. That’s a whole nine months after the despised head of soccer’s governing body said he was calling it quits. It sucks that Blatter has been […]

  • Mexico vs. Trinidad and Tobago Gold Cup Match Was a Thriller (Video)

    Mexico vs. Trinidad and Tobago Gold Cup Match Was a Thriller (Video)

    While most of you were probably either busy watching the ESPYs or taking a break from the sports world entirely on Wednesday night, there was a pretty amazing Gold Cup match taking place in Charlotte, North Carolina, between Mexico and Trinidad and Tobago. What made this group stage match between two mediocre teams so amazing?  How about […]

  • Dad Lays Out Child with a Comically Large Soccer Ball (Video)

    Dad Lays Out Child with a Comically Large Soccer Ball (Video)

    We’ve got another candidate for parent of the year here! A dad was kicking around a giant soccer ball with some kids, when he decided to go the lob route. It worked. He cleared one child, then sent the ball within perfect range of a header. The only problem was that the kid was either […]

  • Lionel Messi Considering Split From Argentine National Team

    Lionel Messi Considering Split From Argentine National Team

    After enduring plenty of scrutiny for coming up short in yet another international tournament, Lionel Messi is believed to be pondering a temporary split from Argentina’s national soccer team. According to Argentine newspaper Olé (via the Spanish Daily AS), Messi “has been hurt by a series of personal attacks” following Argentina’s loss to Chile in […]