Tag Archives: Soccer

  • Neymar Loses His Pants On The Pitch

    Neymar Loses His Pants On The Pitch

    Have you ever heard the expression, “he deeked himself out of his own pants”?  Often times that is simply a figure of speech, but the Brazilian football prodigy Neymar was able to do just that, literally. During a game against Goias this weekend, Neymar looked to leave an opposing defender in the dust, but just […]

  • Russian Goalkeeper Embarrassed By 70 Yard Goal

    Russian Goalkeeper Embarrassed By 70 Yard Goal

    I don’t speak much any Russian, so I can’t really tell you which teams are playing in this game, who scored the goal, and what the name of that poor unfortunate keeper is.  But what I can tell you is that even in Russia they would probably refer to this as an embarrassment…in Russian of […]

  • Incredible Pass Leads To Great Soccer Goal

    Incredible Pass Leads To Great Soccer Goal

    With the English Premier League well under way, and the Italian Serie A and Spanish La Liga set to kick off this weekend, the eyes of football fans will likely be fixated on those leagues.  But for a few seconds, it is the French Ligue 2 that has many people talking after this brilliant goal […]

  • You Break It, You Fix It (Video)

    You Break It, You Fix It (Video)

    I have always been a believer in the saying “the punishment should fit the crime.”  Even within the sporting world, where it is no secret that players can go a little overboard in their acts of frustration at times.  So when a baseball manager decides to cover home plate in sand and throw around some […]

  • Sportscaster Jessica Kastrop Hit in the Head with Soccer Ball (GIF)

    Sportscaster Jessica Kastrop Hit in the Head with Soccer Ball (GIF)

    Meet German sportscaster Jessica Kastrop. And then laugh after she gets totally nailed in the head with a soccer ball. And this thing had some steam on it. Here’s the video from last weekend. I know people and sports fans that would pay good money to nail their “favorite” sportscaster in the head with a […]

  • Winnipeg’s Mayor Soccer Kicks Kid’s Face (Video)

    Winnipeg’s Mayor Soccer Kicks Kid’s Face (Video)

    That’s a red card, Mr. Mayor. Maybe kicking the kid’s face was merely an accident. Maybe the mayor was sending a message. A message that says, “here’s for your saggy, underwear-showing pants, your loud offensive rap music, your making me play soccer instead of hockey and missing my lunch date with my mistress. Eat shin, […]

  • The Mafia Used Italian Soccer Show to Contact Jailed Mobsters

    The Mafia Used Italian Soccer Show to Contact Jailed Mobsters

    Can you imagine seeing on ESPN’s SportsCenter ticker something, like, “Paulie took some kid under his wing. Meanwhile, the new shipment of drugs should be coming in sometime next week,” scrolling right after an update on, say, Brett Favre’s decision to retire/unretire? Well, something like that has happened, but not on ESPN. Mafia clans have […]

  • When Soccer Meets Mortal Kombat (GIF)

    When Soccer Meets Mortal Kombat (GIF)

    The kung-fu kick continues to plague soccer pitches everywhere.  Ever since Holland’s Nigel De Jong was seen delivering a flying kick to the chest of Spain’s Xabi Alonso during the World Cup finals, several footballers around the world have decided to replicate this maneuver, and have done so with great success. I can’t help but […]

  • Jan Lecjaks Finishes With Ease…In His Own Net

    Jan Lecjaks Finishes With Ease…In His Own Net

    Sometimes I just don’t get these soccer players.  When they are trying to score what appears to be a sure goal, they will often put the ball several feet wide.  But then when they are attempting to steer the ball clear of their own goal, it somehow finds the top corner of the net. I […]

  • When Soccer Celebrations Go Bad (Video)

    When Soccer Celebrations Go Bad (Video)

    Lately we have been providing our readers with plenty of amazing goal celebrations, thanks to the creative folks from Iceland’s Stjarnan FC.  However, we should warn you that not all of these post-goal celebrations go off without a hitch.  And with that being said, we take you to Ukraine, where a goal by Oleg Gusev […]

  • Russian Soccer Fans Go Crazy in Stands (Video)

    Russian Soccer Fans Go Crazy in Stands (Video)

    Well, I think it goes without saying that KBG will not be pleased with the antics of these wacko soccer fans. This video totally needs to be on one Tosh.O’s “Breakdown” segments. There is just so much going on here. Half of the people have their shirts off, which signifies to me that they are […]

  • Iceland Soccer Team ‘Human Bicycle’ Celebration (Video)

    Iceland Soccer Team ‘Human Bicycle’ Celebration (Video)

    You may remember Iceland’s Stjarnan FC  from their phenomenal goal celebration last month when they gave the internet the joy of “The Big Catch“.  Now they are back with some more, new routines.  I just hope they are as good at soccer as they are at choreography. You just have to love Stjarnan’s Johann Laxdal, […]

  • Pepe Reina Opens EPL Season With Embarrassing Own-Goal

    Pepe Reina Opens EPL Season With Embarrassing Own-Goal

    After seeing their national team bow out early in what was a rather disappointing World Cup performance, English soccer fans have been patiently waiting for the Barclays Premier League season to kick off.  And with a full slate of opening week games taking place over the weekend, perhaps none were more anticipated than the battle […]

  • Fan Get’s Bitch-Slapped During USA vs. Brazil Friendly (GIF)

    Fan Get’s Bitch-Slapped During USA vs. Brazil Friendly (GIF)

    Okay, so perhaps that was more of a bear-claw than a bitch-slap, but whatever you want to call it, it sure as hell knocked the f*&k out of that guy.  So much for the notion of a “friendly”, which is what this soccer match between Brazil and the United States was supposed to be.  Sure, […]