Tag Archives: Soccer

  • Not So Fast ESPN!  USA Has Some Final-Minute Magic

    Not So Fast ESPN! USA Has Some Final-Minute Magic

    For all of those Americans who have described soccer as a boring, slow, and uneventful sport, Wednesday, June 23, 2010 may forever be known as the day that changed their minds. Heading into today’s action, the USA found itself tied at two points apiece with England in Group C, two points behind leaders Slovenia, and […]

  • Picture Of The Day – She Also Has Good Ball Handling Skills

    Picture Of The Day – She Also Has Good Ball Handling Skills

    Cristiano Ronaldo may have recently ended his two-year soccer goal scoring drought, but there is no way he’s in a slump with the ladies, right? How could he possibly be in a lady-scoring drought when they literally throw their looseness his way every day and night? Maybe he made this ball handler prove her sign’s […]

  • Americans Think The World Cup Is Boring (Comic)

    Americans Think The World Cup Is Boring (Comic)

    Cletus, grabbing some really cheap beers from the fridge: “Hey, what’s going on in the race?” Verne, watching from a lawn chair…in the living room: “You’re not going to believe this — they just went around the track…again!” Cletus: “No way!” Verne: “Way!!” Cletus: “Whooo Verne, it just keeps getting better!” Verne: Ah know! One […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)

    The world’s highest paid soccer star finally scored a goal after going scoreless for about two years. A pretty spectacular goal by Ronaldo, scored during the 7-0 massacre of the North Korean team. I think there might be another massacre of the North Korean team coming, because Kim Jong Il is totally pissed. I’m pretty […]

  • Picture Of The Day: How To Properly Blow A Vuvuzela

    Picture Of The Day: How To Properly Blow A Vuvuzela

    I have never been much of a fan of the vuvuzels, until now!  Suddenly, those annoying African instruments which have been terrorizing the 2010 FIFA World Cup have adopted a rather sexy look, thanks to this lovely Paraguayan fan.  Now that is how you blow a vuvuzela! First it was Larissa Riquelme, and now we […]

  • Ahhh, My Face! (GIF)

    Ahhh, My Face! (GIF)

    Typical soccer diving from the Brazil game earlier today. Check out this looping Gif of an Ivory Coast player running blindly into a Brazil player and falling to the ground upon impact. The left side of his head hits the right shoulder of the Brazil player, but somehow the Ivory Coast player believes grabbing his […]

  • Rate This World Cup Dive (Video)

    Rate This World Cup Dive (Video)

    Nigeria held a 1-0 lead and were dominating the run of play thirty minutes into their match with Greece yesterday afternoon at the Free State Stadium in Bloemfontein, South Africa.  Then with one swift kick of the boot, the tables turned on the African side. Chasing down a ball that was headed out of bounds, […]

  • A Dumb & Dumber Vuvuzela Parody (Video)

    A Dumb & Dumber Vuvuzela Parody (Video)

    Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?  Millions of soccer fans have had to hear it for the past week as they watch each and every World Cup game.  Unfortunately their cries for silence have fallen on deaf ears.  As a result, it is very likely that the 2010 edition […]

  • Picture Of The Day: How I Picture Africa

    Picture Of The Day: How I Picture Africa

    I don’t know about you but I’d like to take a vuvuzela and smack someone upside the head with it. They are so annoying that BBC is considering a buzz-free broadcast of future games. We get it — you like blowing things. Now stop. But how to get them to stop? How about more hottie […]

  • The Best Part Of The World Cup So Far (Pic)

    The Best Part Of The World Cup So Far (Pic)

    Last week we presented you with 60 hot World Cup fans, but I think we left one out. Yes, yes, I did. Here is a Paraguay fan standing with her (funny looking) brother, maybe, rooting on their team against Italy during the World Cup. Paraguay shocked the Italians by working them to a 1-1 tie. […]

  • Is England’s 1-1 Draw Resulting In Increased Spousal Abuse?

    Is England’s 1-1 Draw Resulting In Increased Spousal Abuse?

    While the members of England’s national soccer team decided to take their frustration out on the golf course following a 1-1 draw with the USA in their World Cup opener, it appears as though the English people are taking their frustrations out on significant others. Sky Sports caught a glimpse of this recently developing issue […]

  • Wayne Rooney Waters A Rock At The Golf Course

    Wayne Rooney Waters A Rock At The Golf Course

    Following England’s 1-1 draw with the USA on Saturday at the World Cup in South Africa, some of the English players decided to release some of their tension on the golf course, and while doing so, Wayne Rooney and a few others felt the need to release something else. Cameras caught the world class striker […]