Tag Archives: Soccer

  • Run, Moron, Run: 11 Epic Takedowns of Field-Crashing Fans

    Run, Moron, Run: 11 Epic Takedowns of Field-Crashing Fans

    It takes a special kind of person to want to rush the field or court in the middle of a sporting event. They could simply be overrun by passion, they could be just drunk, or they could have deep psychological issues that require attention from TV and stadium audiences alike. The cause doesn’t really matter. […]

  • Cesc Fabregas Scores The Most Unlikely Of Goals (Video)

    Cesc Fabregas Scores The Most Unlikely Of Goals (Video)

    Is it possible that whoever said “the best defense is a good offense” was referring to Cesc Fabregas and his ability to turn a challenge on a defender into a goal from 35 meters out?  Probably not, but if you were ever going to flip things around and use the saying “the best offense is […]

  • Unreal Bicycle Kick Highlights Berbatov’s Hat-Trick (Video)

    Unreal Bicycle Kick Highlights Berbatov’s Hat-Trick (Video)

    Dimitar Berbatov has undergone his fair share of scrutiny from Manchester United fans after two rather lackluster seasons with the English Premiere League giants.  However, he has silenced his critics early on in the 2010 season with his strong play, and on Sunday in a marquee match-up against Liverpool, he put an exclamation mark on […]

  • Nicolas Anelka’s Goal Celebration Is The Epitome Of Douchebaggery

    Nicolas Anelka’s Goal Celebration Is The Epitome Of Douchebaggery

    I hated Nicolas Anelka before, when he thought he was too good to be playing for France’s 2010 World Cup squad.  And after this goal celebration, I think I hate him even more now. For those who don’t get it, allow me to explain.  After a heated exchange between himself and head coach Raymond Domenech […]

  • Man U’s Antonio Valencia Breaks Leg During UCL Action (Video)

    Man U’s Antonio Valencia Breaks Leg During UCL Action (Video)

    Manchester United fans may be suffering the pain of a home draw to Rangers yesterday during UEFA Champions League action, but their degree of suffering pales in comparison to the pain experienced by Man U winger Antonio Valencia following this tackle. Immediately after the tackle, Rangers’ defender Kirk Broadfoot signaled for the trainers and was […]

  • The Strangest Penalty Kick You Will Ever See (Video)

    The Strangest Penalty Kick You Will Ever See (Video)

    When it comes to penalty shots in soccer, the odds are clearly with the shooter.  When you consider the size of the nets and the distance from which the shooters shoot, it wouldn’t be far fetched to say that it takes a certain bit of luck for a goalie to make a save in these […]

  • Here Is An Animated Look At The Wayne Rooney Prostitution Case (Video)

    Here Is An Animated Look At The Wayne Rooney Prostitution Case (Video)

    In case you haven’t heard, English soccer star Wayne Rooney has made headlines this week after reports surfaced that he bedded a £1,200-per-visit prostitute by the name of Jenny Thompson while his wife Coleen was pregnant.  Jenny revealed their intimate affair to the media, claiming that Rooney would pay in wads of cash and had […]

  • Hockey Player Scores Soccer-Style Goal

    Hockey Player Scores Soccer-Style Goal

    Sure, the World Cup may be over, but it appears as though some athletes in Switzerland are still caught up in the soccer fever that plagued their nation throughout the entire summer.  One of those athletes is the young Silvio Schöb, who had this soccer-style hockey goal for us. I know parents these days want […]

  • This Lady Gaga Imitation Is The Worst Soccer Celebration EVER!

    This Lady Gaga Imitation Is The Worst Soccer Celebration EVER!

    When it comes to celebrating goals, perhaps these guys could use some pointers from the players of Stjarnan FC. This brutal display took place during a game from the Finish third division between Hango IK and LPS.  Following a Hango goal, Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” began to play over the loud speaker and the three […]

  • Usain Bolt Wants To Play For Manchester United

    Usain Bolt Wants To Play For Manchester United

    The fastest man on Earth now wants to become the fastest man on the pitch. Usain Bolt has decided to take the rest of the 2010 track-n-field season off to rest his back, but perhaps his real motive behind this leave of absence is to work on his soccer skill in an attempt to play […]

  • That Should Teach Him Not To Dive Next Time (Video)

    That Should Teach Him Not To Dive Next Time (Video)

    Are you sick of all those soccer players diving around the pitch like the Chinese aquatics team?  Ever wonder if there was something we could do in order to stop them?  Well thanks to this Greek player, we may finally have an answer. Just check out his reaction once he receives his second yellow card […]

  • Human Toilet Soccer Celebration…Always Remember To Flush (Video)

    Human Toilet Soccer Celebration…Always Remember To Flush (Video)

    Will these guys ever run out of ideas?  I doubt it. The boys from Iceland’s Stjarnan FC are back once again, and they may have found an answer for every professional athlete who has had to drop a deuce during a game.  Introducing the human toilet celebration. Thankfully their pants stayed on, which is more […]

  • Neymar Loses His Pants On The Pitch

    Neymar Loses His Pants On The Pitch

    Have you ever heard the expression, “he deeked himself out of his own pants”?  Often times that is simply a figure of speech, but the Brazilian football prodigy Neymar was able to do just that, literally. During a game against Goias this weekend, Neymar looked to leave an opposing defender in the dust, but just […]

  • Russian Goalkeeper Embarrassed By 70 Yard Goal

    Russian Goalkeeper Embarrassed By 70 Yard Goal

    I don’t speak much any Russian, so I can’t really tell you which teams are playing in this game, who scored the goal, and what the name of that poor unfortunate keeper is.  But what I can tell you is that even in Russia they would probably refer to this as an embarrassment…in Russian of […]