Tag Archives: Soccer

  • David Beckham’s Injury Means Less Sex

    David Beckham’s Injury Means Less Sex

    Injuries are an unfortunate reality in all the games we love to watch. It can cost a player money, a shot at a championship, potential endorsements and even some rompage between the sheets. That’s right, sports fans. Get hurt on the field and it may cost you your sex life for a while. That’s what […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Some Fans are Hot, and Some are Not

    Picture Of The Day: Some Fans are Hot, and Some are Not

    Nothing beats a sexy female sports fan…or two!  Sometimes it seems as though you can find one in just about any city in the world, rooting for just about any team, whether it be the Boston Bruins, FC Barcelona, or the Florida Gators. So, with that being said, should we simply assume that all sports […]

  • Brazilian Soccer Players Pepper Sprayed By Police (Video)

    Brazilian Soccer Players Pepper Sprayed By Police (Video)

    At times is can be tough to control soccer players when things get out of control on the pitch, but the Brazilian police may have found the answer to all of South America and Eurpoe’s problems. Pepper Spray! During a Serie D match in the Brazilian state of Rondonia this past Sunday, Genus’ Robson was […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Human Soccer Billboard

    Picture Of The Day: Human Soccer Billboard

    Billboards are often used as a source of advertisement, but every now and then we see them provide an alternate function.  Sometimes they give sports fans the opportunity to voice their displeasure with team management.  And apparently, they also allow fans to take part in the sport they love, albeit, in a rather unusual fashion. […]

  • Soccer Goalie Scores Goal from 70 meters out (Video)

    Soccer Goalie Scores Goal from 70 meters out (Video)

    Dario Capogrosso is a goalkeeper for CAI, which is an Argentine second division soccer club. As you will see, he’s got some serious leg. I wouldn’t be surprised if some NFL scouts give his phone a ring just to do kickoffs for a team. Power plus accuracy equals amazing goal. Now that you’ve seen the […]

  • No Crotch Is Safe In European Soccer

    No Crotch Is Safe In European Soccer

    This past week has been tough on sports groins everywhere, from the hard courts in America, to the soccer fields in Europe. Sure, athletes may be getting bigger and stronger as the years go by, but one thing that they will always remain vulnerable to is the ever-so-dangerous shot to the nuts.  That is exactly […]

  • Picture Of The Day: That Can’t Be Her Real Name?

    Picture Of The Day: That Can’t Be Her Real Name?

    This may work differently for guys than for girls, but doesn’t a name like “anus” get you beat up?  If I had a name like that growing up, I would have been a lot skinnier since my lunch money would have been taken pretty much every single day.  The other option is that this isn’t […]

  • When Rugby And Soccer Collide, This Is What You Get

    When Rugby And Soccer Collide, This Is What You Get

    Many of soccer’s critics will lambaste the sport for not being tough enough.  That is when soccer purists will tell you that if you do not like the lack of physicality, then you can go watch rugby.  Why can’t we all just get along? Well now we can, thanks to this guy. His brilliantly creative […]

  • Picture Of The Day: ‘Um Coach?’

    Picture Of The Day: ‘Um Coach?’

    Everyone loves a good team picture.  After all, it isn’t often that a team has the opportunity to come together and display their racist views, or show off some incredibly poor playoff beards.  As for these two guys in this team picture, I think their actions would be best kept away from the camera It […]

  • Nasri’s Unbelievable Individual Effort Seals Victory For Arsenal

    Nasri’s Unbelievable Individual Effort Seals Victory For Arsenal

    Things were not looking good for Arsenal heading into the second leg of the opening knockout round in UEFA Champions League action.  After losing the first game in Porto by a score of 2-1, they would need a victory in front of their home fans in order to advance to the quarterfinals.  After taking a […]

  • South Africa Orders a Billion Condoms for World Cup

    South Africa Orders a Billion Condoms for World Cup

    South Africa is hosting the World Cup this summer, but that’s not the only thing they plan on hosting.  They expect a lot of sex – a billion of sex to be exact.  No, that’s not hyperbole, either.   And where there is lots of intermingling and sex, there is a slew of sexually transmitted […]

  • Soccer Player Dies in Brazil After Floor Pierces Abdomen (Video)

    Soccer Player Dies in Brazil After Floor Pierces Abdomen (Video)

    Here’s a story that will make you wince in pain just thinking about it and shrug off any future minor splinters.  A futsal soccer player died in Brazil after a piece of the court’s wooden floor pierced his abdomen.  It looked as if the 23-year old player was fully alert and well as he was […]

  • Wind 1, TSV Grunbach 0 (Video)

    Wind 1, TSV Grunbach 0 (Video)

    When your defense is holding the fort and making things tough for the opposition, there are always those x-factors that one must be aware of, else all that hard work directed towards protecting your goal can quickly go to waste.  So what do those “x-factors” consist of anyways? Sometimes it may be the opposing team’s […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Caught Wearing A Soccer Thong

    Picture Of The Day: Caught Wearing A Soccer Thong

    Busted!!! If soccer fights didn’t already seem effeminate enough with all the slapping, kicking, hair pulling, and retreating, then this new addition should do the trick.  Introducing the soccer thong.  It is probably the last thing you will want you opponent to see while he is trying to deliver a cleat to your face. This […]

  • German Soccer Fan’s Feet Catch Fire (Video)

    German Soccer Fan’s Feet Catch Fire (Video)

    Imagine hearing a call like this at the end of a sports broadcast: “So that’ll do it here from Germany with our final score 3-2 along with 8 fans getting injured, 3 hospital visits and 2 people getting caught on fire. So long, everybody.” People catching fire? On their bodies? This is like those old […]