Tag Archives: Soccer

  • World Cup Stab-Proof Vests on Sale Now! No Joke

    World Cup Stab-Proof Vests on Sale Now! No Joke

    Soccer is not a game for the faint of heart.  I mean yeah, I’m talking about playing it, but mostly I’m talking about even being interested in it.  Everyone knows soccer fans are nuts and have a tendency to riot when they get upset, and the last thing anyone wants is to actually bleed to […]

  • Oops! Soccer Goalie Falls on Head During Routine Play

    Oops! Soccer Goalie Falls on Head During Routine Play

    This video is one of those embarrassing things that I’m sure this goalie wishes would just disappear.  Unfortunately for him, the internet and his aching neck will probably not let him or anyone else forget it for quite some time.  What seems like easy plays for goalies don’t always end up working out that way. […]

  • David Beckham Loves Showing You His Undies

    David Beckham Loves Showing You His Undies

    We’ll call this one for the ladies but really — enough already, David Beckham. We get it. You like to show us your underwear. Yet again David Beckham was caught with his pants down (Insert Tiger Woods joke here) at a recent soccer match. The AC Milan midfielder changed his shorts against Juventus FC in […]

  • Italian Announcer Goes Crazy after His Team Scores (Video)

    Italian Announcer Goes Crazy after His Team Scores (Video)

    I am a huge sports fan, I mean so are many of you as well.  You know the joy and elation that you feel during a great sports moment.  That moment when your team finally wins the title, or even just a big game.  Well whatever emotion you think you feel, multiply it by 1000, […]

  • Soccer Fan Runs On Field and Tries to Score Goal During Game

    Soccer Fan Runs On Field and Tries to Score Goal During Game

    Soccer fans never cease to amaze me.  Whatever your definition of a passionate fan is, multiply it by 1000 and that’s where soccer fans live.  This video is wild because not only is the fan trying to get attention and show he’s a fan, he actually has a legitimate message he trying to get across […]

  • Soccer Player Fractures Skull in Horrific Collision (Video)

    Soccer Player Fractures Skull in Horrific Collision (Video)

    Soccer is no sport for the faint of heart, no matter how much Americans protest that it is.  The sport includes peeing on the field and incredible long-range goals.  This horrific incident from a match between Inter Milan and Chievo proves it beyond a doubt.  Setting the safety issues aside for one second, this hit […]

  • This is Why You Don’t Play Indoor Soccer on Hardwood (Video)

    This is Why You Don’t Play Indoor Soccer on Hardwood (Video)

    The gruesome soccer injuries are starting to pile up lately.  Just watch that referee get knocked out by the ball in the middle of a match.  Now we have another head injury, though this one occurred in a far less athletic setting. I don’t personally play soccer, but I can tell you just from looking […]

  • Moroccan Referee Knocked Out by Soccer Ball (Video)

    Moroccan Referee Knocked Out by Soccer Ball (Video)

    There are moments when we are reminded of the dangers that officiators face when stepping onto a field of play.  A Moroccan football referee recently demonstrated this with stunning accuracy during a league match between DHJ El Jadida and FUS Rabat.  During the game Khalid Ramsis was struck in the head by a volley from […]

  • Soccer Goalie Scores Crazy Goal (Video)

    Soccer Goalie Scores Crazy Goal (Video)

    This goalie in a soccer game came all the way down to the other end of the of the field and headed in an amazing goal to win the game for Standard Liege in a crucial game.  The goal, and subsequent win, propelled Sinan Bolat‘s team into the Europa League. Impressed?  I know I am.  […]

  • Soccer Goalie Jens Lehman Takes a Leak During Game

    Soccer Goalie Jens Lehman Takes a Leak During Game

    I don’t want to make this into a whole “Is soccer awesome or not” debate again, but this video from a game between Champions League teams Stuttgart and Unirea Urziceni last night definitely helps the argument for soccer in my humble opinion.  In no major American sport could a player get away with sneaking away […]

  • Soccer Player Misses Wide Open Net (Video)

    Soccer Player Misses Wide Open Net (Video)

    The words “of all time” get thrown around a lot these days, and their meaning is severely diminished by the frequency with which they’re used.  That’s not going to stop me from using them here though.  This is the worst soccer miss of all time.  I’m not saying I have seen every soccer shot ever, […]

  • Incredible Soccer Goal Makes Scoring Look Easy

    Incredible Soccer Goal Makes Scoring Look Easy

    Not all goals are created equal.  This one is a prime example of that.  What might be extremely difficult is made to look easy in this video, with one of the players kicking a slow, long, arcing goal that seemed almost effortless.  I assure you it wasn’t.  This isn’t the first long goal we have […]

  • Thierry Henry Handball Downs Ireland (Video)

    Thierry Henry Handball Downs Ireland (Video)

    Thierry Henry is one of the greatest and most recognized names in international soccer.  His success on the pitch has been off the charts in both club and international play.  On top of that, his face has become well-known worldwide from his many sponsors and advertisers, one of which are the famous Gillette commercials where […]

  • Elizabeth Lambert Is Looking For A Date (Video)

    Elizabeth Lambert Is Looking For A Date (Video)

    After being labeled “psycho bitch” and “butch”, among the many other names that New Mexico soccer player Elizabeth Lambert has received in recent weeks following her on-the-field antics in a game against BYU, it may not be surprising to hear that she has experienced some trouble finding a male companion in her life. Now that […]

  • Soccer Taunt Backfires on Goalie (Video)

    Soccer Taunt Backfires on Goalie (Video)

    Taunting.  In American football, it is addressed by a penalty and sometimes a fine.  In soccer it varies.  As this video makes clear, not all taunts are created equal, however.  Taunts can work in two ways, either the person taunting the opposing team backs it up, or he doesn’t.  And then of course there’s the […]