Tag Archives: Soccer

  • Colombian Authorities Find World Cup Made Of Cocaine

    Colombian Authorities Find World Cup Made Of Cocaine

    During this time every four years, it is not unusual to find football-crazy fans around the world creating their own version of the FIFA World Cup trophy.  But while most would opt for materials such as plastic or paper-mâché, in Columbia they prefer the use of a different substance: cocaine. Colombian authorities found a 36-centimeter-high […]

  • Picture Of The Day: My Hard Drive Is Going World Cup Crazy!

    Picture Of The Day: My Hard Drive Is Going World Cup Crazy!

    The constant buzzing of the vuvuzelas has clearly made its mark on this year’s FIFA World Cup in South Africa.  Not only have they managed to annoy everyone (including dogs and children) and change the way we think of the entire continent of Africa, but now it appears as though these instruments have taken over […]

  • Greatest Own Goal Ever!

    Greatest Own Goal Ever!

    If you want to see good soccer, you watch the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa.  If you want a good laugh, you watch this action courtesy of Ireland’s First Division. This match between Waterford United and Mervue United was not exactly a showcase of skill, but I would like to see any of […]

  • Picture Of The Day: I hate This Thing

    Picture Of The Day: I hate This Thing

    This is just bad parenting. The vuvuzelas are the bane of the World Cup’s existence and this child clearly wants no part of it. Instead, his parents are forcing this wind pipe down his throat at the youngest of ages, bringing him nearly to tears. This is the type of thing that can scar a […]

  • You Little Sh!t! (GIF)

    You Little Sh!t! (GIF)

    Reports have been surfacing over the past few days that the problems surrounding England’s national football team existed beyond the pitch and into their dressing room.  Word has it that tensions were high between former team captain John Terry and current captain Steven Gerrard. With Terry losing his captaincy after having an affair with the […]

  • Picture Of The Day: The Golden Days Of Diego Maradona

    Picture Of The Day: The Golden Days Of Diego Maradona

    With Argentina only three victories away from the country’s third World Cup title, the possibility of coach Diego Maradona living up to his promise of streaking through the streets of South Africa naked is becoming more and more likely.  Unfortunately for the many who will be forced against their will to witness such an event, […]

  • Ghana Dances Their Way Into Today’s Quarterfinal

    Ghana Dances Their Way Into Today’s Quarterfinal

    You think Ghana is excited to be the only African team remaining in the 2010 FIFA World Cup? This was the scene at the Black Stars’ hotel last night as they got themselves psyched up for what should be a tough quarterfinal match-up against a strong Uruguayan squad.  Both countries have been rather pleasant surprises […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Soccer Not Allowed

    Picture Of The Day: Soccer Not Allowed

    I’ve heard of Americans hating soccer and being totally bored with the World Cup but this is kind of ridiculous. I know most USA soccer fans would love to send an arrow in the direction of this guy, but taking out a whole team is a bit much. Some coaches that pick their nose and […]

  • Super Fan or Super Creepy?  (GIF)

    Super Fan or Super Creepy? (GIF)

    The title for the World Cup’s hottest fan is still up for grabs (tough call between Paraguay’s Larissa Riquelme and Argentina’s Dorismar).  As for the scariest fan, I think we have a winner! Perhaps the only thing scarier than the speed and skill of Ghana’s star striker, Asamoah Gyan, is this hardcore supporter of the […]

  • Blonde Flashes Camera To Help Cheer Up Italians (Video)

    Blonde Flashes Camera To Help Cheer Up Italians (Video)

    Italians were dealt a devastating blow last week when their international soccer team was bounced from the 2010 FIFA World Cup after a heartbreaking 3-2 loss to Slovakia in their final match of the group stage.  The loss left many of the country’s die-hard soccer fans in mourning, but there was one special blonde that […]

  • BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB (GIF)

    BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB (GIF)

    The only time a soccer player should make a face like this is when they’re walking toward the jet engine of their private G5.  Or in Iker Casillas’ case, right after making two important goal line saves in a nil-nil knockout game at the FIFA World Cup.  Close call, but those two saves would increase […]

  • Dorismar is Argentina’s Hottest Soccer Fan (Pics + Video)

    Dorismar is Argentina’s Hottest Soccer Fan (Pics + Video)

    Now that the United States has been eliminated from the World Cup, I can spend the final few rounds really focusing on my true love of the World Cup – the hot fans that some of these countries tit, I mean tout. I’ve already shown you 33 hot asians with World Cup jerseys painted on […]

  • Vuvuzela vs. Dog (Video)

    Vuvuzela vs. Dog (Video)

    I’m not sure if I should write a post on this or call PETA. This dog owner maliciously plays a vuvuzela to purposely get a rise out of their terrified, and very pissed off, dog. Animal cruelty, dick-head owners, or both? In case you’ve been living under a rock, a vuvuzela is that obnoxious horn […]

  • That’s One Angry Fan (GIF)

    That’s One Angry Fan (GIF)

    It is anyone’s guess who this angry fan was cheering for, or against.  Perhaps her heart lies with Mexico, who were the victims of a missed offside which led to Argentina’s opening goal in a 3-0 route.  Or maybe she is one of the many English supporters who are still feeling robbed after Frank Lampard’s […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Special Goal For A Special Boy

    Picture Of The Day: Special Goal For A Special Boy

    “Derp, derp, derp, I scored another one!” Sure, Gonzalo Higuain may look like he is playing soccer in the Special Olympics here, but the only thing special about this pic is the goal that the Argentinian striker would score after dancing around Mexican goalkeeper Oscar Perez.  Equally special was the work of the cameraman during […]