Tag Archives: Soccer

  • BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB (GIF)

    BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB (GIF)

    The only time a soccer player should make a face like this is when they’re walking toward the jet engine of their private G5.  Or in Iker Casillas’ case, right after making two important goal line saves in a nil-nil knockout game at the FIFA World Cup.  Close call, but those two saves would increase […]

  • Dorismar is Argentina’s Hottest Soccer Fan (Pics + Video)

    Dorismar is Argentina’s Hottest Soccer Fan (Pics + Video)

    Now that the United States has been eliminated from the World Cup, I can spend the final few rounds really focusing on my true love of the World Cup – the hot fans that some of these countries tit, I mean tout. I’ve already shown you 33 hot asians with World Cup jerseys painted on […]

  • Vuvuzela vs. Dog (Video)

    Vuvuzela vs. Dog (Video)

    I’m not sure if I should write a post on this or call PETA. This dog owner maliciously plays a vuvuzela to purposely get a rise out of their terrified, and very pissed off, dog. Animal cruelty, dick-head owners, or both? In case you’ve been living under a rock, a vuvuzela is that obnoxious horn […]

  • That’s One Angry Fan (GIF)

    That’s One Angry Fan (GIF)

    It is anyone’s guess who this angry fan was cheering for, or against.  Perhaps her heart lies with Mexico, who were the victims of a missed offside which led to Argentina’s opening goal in a 3-0 route.  Or maybe she is one of the many English supporters who are still feeling robbed after Frank Lampard’s […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Special Goal For A Special Boy

    Picture Of The Day: Special Goal For A Special Boy

    “Derp, derp, derp, I scored another one!” Sure, Gonzalo Higuain may look like he is playing soccer in the Special Olympics here, but the only thing special about this pic is the goal that the Argentinian striker would score after dancing around Mexican goalkeeper Oscar Perez.  Equally special was the work of the cameraman during […]

  • Luis Suarez’s “Leap Of Faith” Goal Celebration (Video)

    Luis Suarez’s “Leap Of Faith” Goal Celebration (Video)

    When it comes to goal celebrations at the FIFA World Cup in South Africa, this weekend was not a friendly one for cameramen.  While most have been talking about Gabriel Heinze’s reaction to a rather painful close-up following Argentina’s second goal during Sunday’s round of 16 match against Mexico, Luis Suarez’s “leap of faith” celebration […]

  • This Has To Be The Sexiest Soccer Game Ever!

    This Has To Be The Sexiest Soccer Game Ever!

    Ten scantily clad bombshells, one muddy pitch, and one soccer ball.  Those were all the ingredients required to create what should be considered one of the most entertaining soccer matches ever! It is not the skill that makes this battle between blondes and brunettes great, unless of course you consider looking that good to be […]

  • Argentina’s Gabriel Heinze Slaps Cameraman (GIF)

    Argentina’s Gabriel Heinze Slaps Cameraman (GIF)

    Professional athletes are understandably annoyed by intrusive cameramen and reporters and it doesn’t get much more intrusive than being smacked in the face with a camera. Like Dennis Rodman before him, Argentina’s Gabrel Heinze attacked a cameraman, but as you can see it was warranted this time. Luckily Argentina won and can go on to […]

  • Picture Of The Day – Patriotism

    Picture Of The Day – Patriotism

    Want to know what it takes to be a true patriot? Find a “Where’s Waldo?” body suit, one that covers you entirely like the Green Man costume from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, (poke some holes in it so you can see, but screw breathing). To top it all off, drape an enormous American flag […]

  • England Got Trolled

    England Got Trolled

    FIFA: Players, coaches and referees all make mistakes. It’s part of the game. It’s what I would call the “first match”. What you see after the fact on video simply doesn’t come into it; that’s the “second match”, if you like. Video evidence is useful for disciplinary sanctions, but that’s all. As we’ve always emphasised […]

  • What’s The Score Officer?

    What’s The Score Officer?

    With many of the world’s leading politicians set to touch down in Toronto this week for the G20 Summit, police in the downtown area were out on their horses looking for any suspicious activity.  But that wasn’t all they were looking out for.  Not even the task of maintaining a safe and secure area for […]

  • Not So Fast ESPN!  USA Has Some Final-Minute Magic

    Not So Fast ESPN! USA Has Some Final-Minute Magic

    For all of those Americans who have described soccer as a boring, slow, and uneventful sport, Wednesday, June 23, 2010 may forever be known as the day that changed their minds. Heading into today’s action, the USA found itself tied at two points apiece with England in Group C, two points behind leaders Slovenia, and […]

  • Picture Of The Day – She Also Has Good Ball Handling Skills

    Picture Of The Day – She Also Has Good Ball Handling Skills

    Cristiano Ronaldo may have recently ended his two-year soccer goal scoring drought, but there is no way he’s in a slump with the ladies, right? How could he possibly be in a lady-scoring drought when they literally throw their looseness his way every day and night? Maybe he made this ball handler prove her sign’s […]