Tag Archives: South Africa

  • Picture Of The Day – Patriotism

    Picture Of The Day – Patriotism

    Want to know what it takes to be a true patriot? Find a “Where’s Waldo?” body suit, one that covers you entirely like the Green Man costume from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, (poke some holes in it so you can see, but screw breathing). To top it all off, drape an enormous American flag […]

  • Picture Of The Day: They’ll Do Anything To Stop Lionel Messi

    Picture Of The Day: They’ll Do Anything To Stop Lionel Messi

    How do you slow down Lionel Messi?  Nigeria and South Korea tried just about everything in their power, from vicious slide tackles, to grabbing his jersey, but their efforts were largely unsuccessful as the man they call “The Flea” has terrorized defenses through the opening round of the 2010 FIFA World Cup. However, on Tuesday […]

  • Not So Fast ESPN!  USA Has Some Final-Minute Magic

    Not So Fast ESPN! USA Has Some Final-Minute Magic

    For all of those Americans who have described soccer as a boring, slow, and uneventful sport, Wednesday, June 23, 2010 may forever be known as the day that changed their minds. Heading into today’s action, the USA found itself tied at two points apiece with England in Group C, two points behind leaders Slovenia, and […]

  • Americans Think The World Cup Is Boring (Comic)

    Americans Think The World Cup Is Boring (Comic)

    Cletus, grabbing some really cheap beers from the fridge: “Hey, what’s going on in the race?” Verne, watching from a lawn chair…in the living room: “You’re not going to believe this — they just went around the track…again!” Cletus: “No way!” Verne: “Way!!” Cletus: “Whooo Verne, it just keeps getting better!” Verne: Ah know! One […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)

    The world’s highest paid soccer star finally scored a goal after going scoreless for about two years. A pretty spectacular goal by Ronaldo, scored during the 7-0 massacre of the North Korean team. I think there might be another massacre of the North Korean team coming, because Kim Jong Il is totally pissed. I’m pretty […]

  • Anti-Rape Condom To Be Tested During World Cup

    Anti-Rape Condom To Be Tested During World Cup

    If you ask me, rapists are just about the lowest form of humanity, sharing that title with murderers and deadbeat dads.  In order to help prevent these scumbags from getting their jollies at the expense of their defenseless female victims, Dr. Sonnet Ehlers has created the Rape-aXe. In all honesty, its description happens to make […]

  • Picture Of The Day: How To Properly Blow A Vuvuzela

    Picture Of The Day: How To Properly Blow A Vuvuzela

    I have never been much of a fan of the vuvuzels, until now!  Suddenly, those annoying African instruments which have been terrorizing the 2010 FIFA World Cup have adopted a rather sexy look, thanks to this lovely Paraguayan fan.  Now that is how you blow a vuvuzela! First it was Larissa Riquelme, and now we […]

  • Picture Of The Day: When One Horn Just Isn’t Enough

    Picture Of The Day: When One Horn Just Isn’t Enough

    We may only be one week into the FIFA World Cup in South Africa, but if I had to start handing out awards, I’d have to give The Most Entertaining Team to Argentina, the Golden Ball (Tournament MVP) to Uruguay’s Diego Forlan, and The Most Annoying Fan to this guy in the image above. Perhaps […]

  • A Dumb & Dumber Vuvuzela Parody (Video)

    A Dumb & Dumber Vuvuzela Parody (Video)

    Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?  Millions of soccer fans have had to hear it for the past week as they watch each and every World Cup game.  Unfortunately their cries for silence have fallen on deaf ears.  As a result, it is very likely that the 2010 edition […]

  • A Message To All Vuvuzela Haters (GIF)

    A Message To All Vuvuzela Haters (GIF)

    Less than a week into the World Cup in South Africa and already there appears to be no shortage of vuvuzela haters.  In case you were wondering, the vuvuzela is what has been causing that constant buzzing during each and every tournament match thus far.  Several complaints have been issued regarding the rather annoying noise, […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Chewbacca Cheers For The English

    Picture Of The Day: Chewbacca Cheers For The English

    The English soccer WAGs are not wookiees, but their fans are…literally! Chewbacca appears to be happy in this picture.  It must have been taken following the first goal of the game by English captain Steven Gerrard, and before the gaffe by goalkeeper Robert Green, which led to the USA’s game-tying goal.  If I know Chewie […]

  • Wayne Rooney Waters A Rock At The Golf Course

    Wayne Rooney Waters A Rock At The Golf Course

    Following England’s 1-1 draw with the USA on Saturday at the World Cup in South Africa, some of the English players decided to release some of their tension on the golf course, and while doing so, Wayne Rooney and a few others felt the need to release something else. Cameras caught the world class striker […]