Tag Archives: sports

  • 11 Viral Sports Videos That Made Us Say WTF?

    11 Viral Sports Videos That Made Us Say WTF?

    Some plays are great, some are funny, and some make you wonder what the f$#! just happened. Fortunately, those plays that needed to be seen to be believed can be thanks to the ubiquity of digital video cameras and YouTube. These videos have very little in common, other than making you wonder what just happened. […]

  • 10 Awesome But Unofficial Sports Mascots

    10 Awesome But Unofficial Sports Mascots

    Recently, it’s been a bad time to be an unofficial mascot. Half of the guys on this list have passed away in the past three years, and that’s not even counting the Hogettes, whose ranks probably grow thinner by the hour. While wearing an “outfit” to a sporting event is pretty ridiculous for kids and […]

  • The 19 Greatest Sports-Related Sex Euphemisms

    The 19 Greatest Sports-Related Sex Euphemisms

    Sports, aside from the world of construction, probably has more clichés and vocab that lend themselves to double entendre than any other occupation in the world. Sex and sports share many common themes, those of conquest, heartbreak, ambition, and a whole lot of sweat. Even something as basic a concept as scoring has become one […]

  • 9 Greatest Spots for a Quickie in a Sports Stadium

    9 Greatest Spots for a Quickie in a Sports Stadium

    When things are going well, it never hurts to top off the situation with sex. Frankly, even when things are going miserably, it doesn’t hurt to dull the pain with sex. With the spectrum of emotions that live sports can summon, it stands to reason that you should be prepared to have sex whenever the […]

  • Cue the Ball Boy: 10 Classic Sports Porn Parodies

    Cue the Ball Boy: 10 Classic Sports Porn Parodies

    Some matches are made in heaven: peanut butter and chocolate, coffee and doughnuts, football and beer. After doing some cursory research for this piece, the worlds of sports and adult entertainment do not fall under this umbrella. In fact, the below instances are actually quite hilarious examples of the not-so-brilliant minds at the porn shops […]

  • So Close, Yet So Far: 25 of the Luckiest Male Cheerleaders Ever

    So Close, Yet So Far: 25 of the Luckiest Male Cheerleaders Ever

    Are male cheerleaders lucky? Most people would probably say “no”. They have an inferiority complex to the guys on the field, they are (presumably) relegated to “friend” status by the minxy little coeds that they might as well be neutered. Yes, they get to handle supple young coeds, but the action is so commonplace that […]

  • 9 Greatest Simpsons Sports Cameos

    9 Greatest Simpsons Sports Cameos

    The Simpsons’ charm is the fact that it’s a topical geeky show. And geeky shows aren’t the type to treat athletes reverentially. Rather than treat legends like Namath, Frazier, Madden, and Pele like brightly burning stars, they grant them no exception to the ribbing they give everyone else on God’s green earth. Not sure you […]

  • 9 Classic McDonald’s Happy Meal Sports Toys

    9 Classic McDonald’s Happy Meal Sports Toys

    Upon writing this article, I was both shocked and dismayed to find out that McDonalds has recently been bullied by politicians to stop including toys in their Happy Meals. Their claim is that the inclusion of toys encourages children to eat unhealthy food. Which is odd, because seeing as how McDonalds is a fast food […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Best Sports Bar Apology Letter Ever?

    Picture Of The Day: Best Sports Bar Apology Letter Ever?

    A manager of Remy’s Sports Bar posted this apology letter on Facebook because, “hey, look at us! Crazy things happen at our bar.” If you ask me, what this bar got was all worth it. The berated bartender, whose feelings were probably hurt. All the sticky floors from the spilled beer as this rowdy man […]

  • Fierce Competitors: 9 Awesome Animals Playing Sports

    Fierce Competitors: 9 Awesome Animals Playing Sports

    This is a really boring time of year for sports. Baseball isn’t quite in a pennant race. Football is in training camp. Hockey players are shaving their beards and basketball is months way. So what’s a sports fan to do? Hahaha who said WNBA? Good one. That was funny. Points for that. In this slow […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Who’s Got It?

    Picture Of The Day: Who’s Got It?

    Where’s Steve Bartman when you need a foul ball grabbed cleanly? Or why can’t these guys be as sweet as this guy?  Seriously, look at the faces of these two athletes. The one on the left looks like a crying baby and the one on the right just looks like he completely whiffed on snagging […]

  • Picture Of The Day: This Movie Should Be Great

    Picture Of The Day: This Movie Should Be Great

    Hmmm…I just wish these websites provided better descriptions for what these movies are actually about. So from the picture it looks like volleyball…but then I see The Karate Kid III mentioned there too. Wait — there was a Karate Kid III? Seriously? What did he fight in that one — arthritis? Anyway, so do they […]

  • Picture Of The Day – Thick Skin

    Picture Of The Day – Thick Skin

    I’ve never quite understood the glory behind the “Running of the Bulls,” or what you might call an encierro.  I don’t want to offend anyone, but unleashing six bulls and then trying to outrun them only seems kind of stupid.  Yes, I’m a fan of upholding long traditions, but it’s only fun and games until […]