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  • The 9 Goofiest Names in Sports

    The 9 Goofiest Names in Sports

    I always felt like there were more, but in boning up on this list topic, I found that there aren’t quite as many funny names as one would think. But the March Madness tournament is always a great place to mine at least four funny names per year. Combine that with college football, and it […]

  • 9 Awesome Videos of Animals Playing Sports

    9 Awesome Videos of Animals Playing Sports

    I’ll be the first one to admit that this daily piece is culturally biased. For almost a year now, I have been focusing almost exclusively on human athletes. Well, that stops now. I have overlooked a large segment of the sporting population, and with today’s piece, I would like to move the spotlight to some […]

  • 9 Ways to Get Her Interested in the Game

    9 Ways to Get Her Interested in the Game

    Without context, if you’re a girl or guy, watching a pro sports game isn’t that much different than watching an elementary school version of the same sport. The reason we care is because we know these people are the best. When they’re not the best, as college athletes aren’t as good as their pro counterparts, […]

  • 9 Best Sports/Games to Play While Drinking

    9 Best Sports/Games to Play While Drinking

    The criteria for a good drinking game are pretty intuitive. Games should be turn-based, require little to no exertion, and require little to no attention while waiting for your turn. Bonus points if the game requires little to no specific equipment or location. By those accounts, tennis is a really crappy game to play while […]

  • 9 Worst Excuses to Give Your Bookie

    9 Worst Excuses to Give Your Bookie

    Ho ho ho! ‘Tis the season for gambling debts. Between tonight’s BCS Championship game and the NFL playoffs, fortunes will be won and lost in the next three months. (Spoiler alert: lost) The smart move is not to gamble, but “addiction” means that you don’t listen to nonsense like that, so come armed not with […]

  • 11 Viral Sports Videos That Made Us Say WTF?

    11 Viral Sports Videos That Made Us Say WTF?

    Some plays are great, some are funny, and some make you wonder what the f$#! just happened. Fortunately, those plays that needed to be seen to be believed can be thanks to the ubiquity of digital video cameras and YouTube. These videos have very little in common, other than making you wonder what just happened. […]

  • 10 Awesome But Unofficial Sports Mascots

    10 Awesome But Unofficial Sports Mascots

    Recently, it’s been a bad time to be an unofficial mascot. Half of the guys on this list have passed away in the past three years, and that’s not even counting the Hogettes, whose ranks probably grow thinner by the hour. While wearing an “outfit” to a sporting event is pretty ridiculous for kids and […]

  • The 19 Greatest Sports-Related Sex Euphemisms

    The 19 Greatest Sports-Related Sex Euphemisms

    Sports, aside from the world of construction, probably has more clichés and vocab that lend themselves to double entendre than any other occupation in the world. Sex and sports share many common themes, those of conquest, heartbreak, ambition, and a whole lot of sweat. Even something as basic a concept as scoring has become one […]

  • 30 Of The Sexiest Legs In Sports (Pics)

    30 Of The Sexiest Legs In Sports (Pics)

    It is tough to come up with a theme for a gallery that can incorporate both Thanksgiving and sexy females. The best we could come up with was the sexiest legs in sports. And what does this have to do with Thanksgiving you ask? Simple! Much like turkeys, sometimes the most underrated part of a […]

  • 9 Greatest Spots for a Quickie in a Sports Stadium

    9 Greatest Spots for a Quickie in a Sports Stadium

    When things are going well, it never hurts to top off the situation with sex. Frankly, even when things are going miserably, it doesn’t hurt to dull the pain with sex. With the spectrum of emotions that live sports can summon, it stands to reason that you should be prepared to have sex whenever the […]

  • Cue the Ball Boy: 10 Classic Sports Porn Parodies

    Cue the Ball Boy: 10 Classic Sports Porn Parodies

    Some matches are made in heaven: peanut butter and chocolate, coffee and doughnuts, football and beer. After doing some cursory research for this piece, the worlds of sports and adult entertainment do not fall under this umbrella. In fact, the below instances are actually quite hilarious examples of the not-so-brilliant minds at the porn shops […]

  • So Close, Yet So Far: 25 of the Luckiest Male Cheerleaders Ever

    So Close, Yet So Far: 25 of the Luckiest Male Cheerleaders Ever

    Are male cheerleaders lucky? Most people would probably say “no”. They have an inferiority complex to the guys on the field, they are (presumably) relegated to “friend” status by the minxy little coeds that they might as well be neutered. Yes, they get to handle supple young coeds, but the action is so commonplace that […]

  • 9 Greatest Simpsons Sports Cameos

    9 Greatest Simpsons Sports Cameos

    The Simpsons’ charm is the fact that it’s a topical geeky show. And geeky shows aren’t the type to treat athletes reverentially. Rather than treat legends like Namath, Frazier, Madden, and Pele like brightly burning stars, they grant them no exception to the ribbing they give everyone else on God’s green earth. Not sure you […]

  • 9 Classic McDonald’s Happy Meal Sports Toys

    9 Classic McDonald’s Happy Meal Sports Toys

    Upon writing this article, I was both shocked and dismayed to find out that McDonalds has recently been bullied by politicians to stop including toys in their Happy Meals. Their claim is that the inclusion of toys encourages children to eat unhealthy food. Which is odd, because seeing as how McDonalds is a fast food […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Best Sports Bar Apology Letter Ever?

    Picture Of The Day: Best Sports Bar Apology Letter Ever?

    A manager of Remy’s Sports Bar posted this apology letter on Facebook because, “hey, look at us! Crazy things happen at our bar.” If you ask me, what this bar got was all worth it. The berated bartender, whose feelings were probably hurt. All the sticky floors from the spilled beer as this rowdy man […]