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		<title>Colbert Shows Off His Table Hockey Skills Against the Russians</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JamieD</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there is one thing you can bank on, it is that no matter what Stephen Colbert is doing, he can make it entertaining.  After all, table hockey is not exactly fun to watch, but when it involves Colbert yelling things like &#8220;someone sabotaged my knob&#8221; and &#8220;this is payback for Rocky IV&#8221; at his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Colbert-Shows-Off-His-Table-Hockey-Skills-Against-the-Russians.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-26953" title="Colbert Shows Off His Table Hockey Skills Against the Russians" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Colbert-Shows-Off-His-Table-Hockey-Skills-Against-the-Russians-595x446.jpg" alt="Colbert Shows Off His Table Hockey Skills Against the Russians" width="269" height="201" /></a>If there is one thing you can bank on, it is that no matter what <strong>Stephen Colbert</strong> is doing, he can make it entertaining.  After all, table hockey is not exactly fun to watch, but when it involves Colbert yelling things like &#8220;someone sabotaged my knob&#8221; and &#8220;this is payback for Rocky IV&#8221; at his Russian opponent, watching it suddenly becomes tolerable, if not enjoyable.</p>
<p>Colbert made his way to Vancouver in order to take in the 2010 Olympic Games, and you can bet he will be keeping an eye on his U.S. Olympic Speed Skating team, <a title="U.S. Speed Skating Finds Sponsorship In The Strangest Places" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/2009/11/04/u-s-speed-skating-finds-sponsorship-in-the-strangest-places/" target="_self">which he financially rescued</a> after they had lost their biggest sponsor, DSB Bank NV.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, Colbert was not able to overcome his &#8220;sabotaged knob&#8221; in this Cold War battle.  Sorry Stephen, but there will be no &#8220;Miracle on Ice&#8221; for Colbert Nation to speak of here.</p>
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<p>Hat Tip &#8211; [<a title="Colbert manipulates knobs ... in table hockey" href="http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/olympics/vancouver/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Colbert-manipulates-knobs-in-table-hockey?urn=oly,220852" target="_blank">Fourth-Place Medal</a>]</p>
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		<title>U.S. Speed Skating Finds Sponsorship In The Strangest Places</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JamieD</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After DSB Bank NV declared bankruptcy, the U.S. Speedskating team was left to suffer as they had just seen their largest annual cash sponsor abandon them. With their pockets empty and their palms raised in the air looking for some type of financial support, their calls were answered by the most unlikely of sources.  Now, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-20599" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/11/u-s-speed-skating-finds-sponsorship-in-the-strangest-places/stephen-colbert-us-speed-skating/"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-20599" title="stephen colbert us speed skating" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/stephen-colbert-us-speed-skating-300x200.jpg" alt="stephen colbert us speed skating" width="250" height="167" /></a>After DSB Bank NV declared bankruptcy, the U.S. Speedskating team was left to suffer as they had just seen their largest annual cash sponsor abandon them.</p>
<p>With their pockets empty and their palms raised in the air looking for some type of financial support, their calls were answered by the most unlikely of sources.  Now, when they make their way down the final stretch on the Vancouver ice, you can expect to see the words &#8220;Colbert Nation&#8221; printed alongside the red, white, and blue of the American flag.</p>
<p>This past Monday, <strong>Stephen Colbert</strong> of Comedy Central&#8217;s &#8220;The Colbert Report&#8221; announced that his show would become the primary sponsor of the U.S. Olympic Speedskating team, stating that their popular catchphrase &#8220;Colbert Nation&#8221; would be placed on the team&#8217;s uniforms for the 2010 Olympic Games.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;On their enormous, billboard thighs, it will say, &#8216;Colbert Nation,&#8221;&#8217;  Colbert said in an interview before Monday evening&#8217;s taping. &#8220;Be looking for  that logo as it comes around the final turn. It will be easy to see because it  will be in first place.&#8221; </em>[<a title="Colbert goes for gold with U.S. Speedskating " href="http://www.ctvolympics.ca/speed-skating/news/newsid=18755.html?cid=rsstsn" target="_blank">CTV</a>]</p></blockquote>
<p>Odd indeed, but it isn&#8217;t the <a title="New Getafe Kit Has Players Showing Love For The Burger King" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/07/new-getafe-kit-has-players-showing-love-for-the-burger-king/" target="_self">strangest sponsorship deal</a> we have ever seen.   While many may see this as a big joke, members of the team feel that any publicity is good publicity, or in this case, great publicity.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;I personally love Comedy Central + The Colbert Report,&#8221; (Apolo Anton) Ohno said in an  e-mail to The Associated Press. &#8220;Any attention the sport can get is going to be  beneficial. I&#8217;d like to see how creative they can get! I&#8217;m game to do a skit  about it <img src='http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> &#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
<p>So how much will Colbert and the people at Comedy Central be giving these speedskaters?  Well nothing really, but instead they will be turning to the people of &#8220;Colbert Nation&#8221; to support their athletes.  Colbert has called on his followers to donate money to the team through <a title="www.colbertnation.com" href="www.colbertnation.com" target="_blank">www.colbertnation.com</a> or<a title="www.usspeedskating.org" href="www.usspeedskating.org" target="_blank"> www.usspeedskating.org</a>.  He has done this before with great success when his promotion of the Yellow Ribbon Fund, a charity assisting injured service members and their families, helped raise hundreds of thousands of dollars.  Now the likes of Ohno, <strong>Shani Davis</strong> and <strong>Chad Hedrick </strong>will hope for the same.</p>
<p>Hat Tip &#8211; [<a title="Colbert goes for gold with U.S. Speedskating " href="http://www.ctvolympics.ca/speed-skating/news/newsid=18755.html?cid=rsstsn" target="_blank">CTV</a>]<br />
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