Tag Archives: steroids

  • Canadian Paralympics Curler Jim Armstrong Banned For Dopping

    Canadian Paralympics Curler Jim Armstrong Banned For Dopping

    The life of Canadian curler Jim Armstrong can best be described as a wild roller-coaster ride.  The 61-year-old dentist had represented British Columbia at six consecutive Brier curling tournaments during the 1980s.  In 2003, he suffered a car accident, which forced him to sell his dental practice and has placed him in a wheelchair ever […]

  • Ryan Braun: “I’ve Never Had An STD” (Video)

    Ryan Braun: “I’ve Never Had An STD” (Video)

    Ryan Braun took the podium today to speak about his positive test for performance-enhancing drugs, his resulting 50-game suspension, and the eventual decision by an arbitrator to overturn the suspension because of the mishandling of evidence. For those not already aware, Braun tested positive for PEDs back in October.  The positive sample, which was collected […]

  • CM Punk Calls Out Chris Brown, Challenges Him To A Fight (Video)

    CM Punk Calls Out Chris Brown, Challenges Him To A Fight (Video)

    Chris Brown vs. CM Punk: Who ya got? I guess the easy answer to that question would be “CM Punk.”  After all, the guy isn’t the WWE Champion for nothing.  But how did we come to this point? Well, it all started when CM Punk was thinking about possible opponents for Wrestlemania XXVIII, which is […]

  • Judge Declares Mistrial In Roger Clemens’ Perjury Case

    Judge Declares Mistrial In Roger Clemens’ Perjury Case

    Earlier today U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton declared a mistrial in Roger Clemens’ perjury case after jurors were shown evidence questioning the credibility of a key witness in the case. As Walton later said in the courtroom, “I think that a first-year law student would know that you can’t bolster the credibility of one witness […]

  • Charlie Sheen Was “Winning” With Steroids

    Charlie Sheen Was “Winning” With Steroids

    If Roger Clemens took steroids, should we really be surprised to hear that Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn was on the juice during the Cleveland Indians’ improbably run to the division title in the 1989 hit film “Major League”? For those of you who answered “yes” to the following question, prepare to be surprised, as Charlie […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Got Roids Roger?

    Picture Of The Day: Got Roids Roger?

    During my childhood, when I used to look up to baseball players such as Roger Clemens and Sammy Sosa, I may have believed that it was the milk which allowed them to hit a ball 400 feets for a home run, or throw it 100 mph for a strikeout.  Now I know better. So let […]

  • Bodybuilder Flips Out and Attacks Judge (Video)

    Bodybuilder Flips Out and Attacks Judge (Video)

    Uh oh. Did someone maybe make a comment about his small pee-pee? That dude was mad because he spent all that money on roids and didn’t win the big prize. He was up there showing everyone his severely reduced kibbles and bits and spent all that time looking at himself in the mirror and pumping […]

  • Picture Of The Day: The Disgusting Side Of Bodybuilding

    Picture Of The Day: The Disgusting Side Of Bodybuilding

    Does this guy actually think he looks good?  I sure as hell hope not.  After all, I doubt there are many females out there who are impressed with this look.  He kind of reminds me of a giant piece of popcorn on a toothpick.  It must suck to have to shop at the big-and-tall store […]

  • Picture Of The Day: I’m Sure All The Girls Will Admire Him

    Picture Of The Day: I’m Sure All The Girls Will Admire Him

    I really want to believe this guy is being funny and wearing a body suit, but sadly, it does not appear to be the case.  We’re most likely looking at a guy who started working out at too young of an age, stunted his growth, developed an inferiority complex as a result, took too many […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Check Out these Quads

    Picture Of The Day: Check Out these Quads

    Let’s get one thing straight.  Working out is good for you, but steroids are not.  And on top of being harmful to your health, getting “juiced up” does not even look good.  As a case in point, we have this guy and his abnormally large quadriceps. Sure, he may think he can kick anyone’s ass […]

  • Picture Of The Day: I think He’s Single

    Picture Of The Day: I think He’s Single

    What this guy’s workout consists of is something we may never know, but something tells me that it includes a lot of wrist curls and a couple of syringes a day.  Or perhaps he has become a little to comfortable with the Shake Weight. Hopefully he decided to buy one rather than use his own […]

  • Bob Knight Thinks Gatorade Is a Performance-Enhancing Drink

    Bob Knight Thinks Gatorade Is a Performance-Enhancing Drink

    Everyone and their brother has an opinion on Mark McGwire’s admission that he used steroids during his baseball career. That even includes old grumpy, former Indiana University basketball coach Bobby Knight. Speaking about PED usage on ESPN, Knight had this to say: “I have a different approach to performance-enhancing drugs than a lot of people […]

  • Mark McGwire Declares Obvious: “I Did Steroids”

    Mark McGwire Declares Obvious: “I Did Steroids”

    Mark McGwire refused to talk about the past when questioned at Congressional hearings about steroids.  He continued his silence on the issue until today.  McGwire released a statement to the Associated Press today declaring that he did, in fact, abuse steroids.  Although it seemed obvious to pretty much everyone in or out of baseball, this […]

  • Rodney Harrison Vs. Terrell Owens. Who Ya Got?

    Rodney Harrison Vs. Terrell Owens. Who Ya Got?

    Total Pro Sports – He may be retired, but Rodney Harrison is still taking cheap shots at one of the NFL’s top receivers.  Last night the former Patriots safety called Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens “a clown, a straight up clown.” This came after the Bills lost at home to the New Orleans Saints by […]

  • An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    Total Pro Sports – If I had to guess, I’d say this piece was made by a New Yorker.  No one is enjoying the recent news of Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz‘s positive drug tests from 2003 more than they are. The rivalry between Boston and New York is an intense one.  New York held […]